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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on February 15, 2018, 05:11:19 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JffN2Qpoh8w
"Villager was born from the idea that a likeminded, health-conscious community of individuals could spark a movement to positively impact the lives of others...unless those others happen to be monkeys"
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Side note: As funny as this shit is, i'll paypal you $5 if you can find footage of this dude Alex Weckingham or whatever saying anything positive to anyone. I'll even settle for a screen shot.
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i wonder what else he said to weck that got blacked out
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i wonder what else he said to weck that got blacked out
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Weck is like skateboarding's Jose Canseco. Calling others out to hide ones own doucheness
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i wonder what else he said to weck that got blacked out
"i'm always smiling for a reason dude. Converse helps me keep people on staff for poosieholes like you."
"for example, I got shooters in New Jersey right now who could call your dad's rinky dink painter company for a lil "fixer-upper,"
and when you show up, we'll just light everything else on fire that we can't shoot to death"
"keep playing with me fuckboy i made a FUCKIN ICONIC VIDEO PART ABOUT SCRAPING MY TAIL DURING NOSE MANUALS,
you think i can't come end your power-lifting career? Put your 3-d Glasses on pussy, cuz you know we're comin straight at you."
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Weck is like skateboarding's Jose Canseco. Calling others out to hide ones own doucheness
Not really. Canseco was great at one time. On top of his sport. I.e. he was somebody before he became a nobody.
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Weck is like skateboarding's Jose Canseco. Calling others out to hide ones own doucheness
nah. it's as much as a joke as larry perkins.
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Weck is like skateboarding's Jose Canseco. Calling others out to hide ones own doucheness
nah. it's as much as a joke as larry perkins.
no a-rod juicing analogy?
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Side note: As funny as this shit is, i'll paypal you $5 if you can find footage of this dude Alex Weckingham or whatever saying anything positive to anyone. I'll even settle for a screen shot.
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Berrics should host a contest for weck and Jscotthandsdown. A 4 min Video part in the park, and have people vote. The winner gets a pro contract with sovrn #dreamchasin
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Side note: As funny as this shit is, i'll paypal you $5 if you can find footage of this dude Alex Weckingham or whatever saying anything positive to anyone. I'll even settle for a screen shot.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pP1qplr.jpg)
Technically he said saying anything positive TO anyone, not ABOUT anyone. What he said TO that person was that he disagreed with his opinion, which isn't positive even if it was done politely
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Berrics should host a contest for weck and Jscotthandsdown. A 4 min Video part in the park, and have people vote. The winner gets a pro contract with sovrn #dreamchasin
This
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
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Please don't attack wack at his home. I beg you not to put a bullet in his brain, I beg you not to.
Good one. Are you aware that you can be prosecuted for inciting a crime?
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weck's tha matta w/ you?
who's kristen manning, his wifingball?
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Isn't this basically why Skateboard Rumors got shut down?
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Please don't attack wack at his home. I beg you not to put a bullet in his brain, I beg you not to.
edgey. did you get mannybusted?
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Now I can send weck a box of shari's berries.
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Is doxing on the 2018 Trendwatch?
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Please don't attack wack at his home. I beg you not to put a bullet in his brain, I beg you not to.
edgey. did you get mannybusted?
Danny dont do it! Stop murdering people!
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Now I can send weck a box of shari's berries.
Bill Burr fan?
Can we have a week without another weak thread?
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HAHAH
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Please don't attack wack at his home. I beg you not to put a bullet in his brain, I beg you not to.
Only if the crime occurs. It seems like his post was taken down, which is good, because nobody wants that to happen regardless of how much he makes pro skaters feel sad.
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what was the post?
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
You honestly think he reports "real news" on his insta?
Dude is a shit disturber. The clip where Bam talks about D.Way's reaction to the tail scrape was his validation that he's/it's working.
Weck is the Conor McGregor of skateboarding.
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what was the post?
fangen posted a woman named kristen's address and she had several last names, one the same as weck's. it was in jersey but idk if it was actually his. i'd send him some weed.
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
Google Philippines coconut monkey farm and you’ll get the same result. It happens everywhere i just hope the farms that supply villagers coconuts don’t take part in this.
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No one used to say shit about the monkey and the organ grinder and everyone thought it was cute while that poor little fucker had to collect change all day.
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
Google Philippines coconut monkey farm and you’ll get the same result. It happens everywhere i just hope the farms that supply villagers coconuts don’t take part in this.
...as we all look at the data on cellphones which contain precious metals that are guaranteed to be controlled by indigenous warlords that Apple/Samsung does regular business with, just so that the materials can be sent to factories that are lined with suicide prevention nets to keep the people who have nothing left to do in their lives but make american merchandise from killing themselves.
Let's not even get started on the kids who made the clothing with the pockets we stuff these instruments of misery into. What's some more monkeys? Babylon enslaved the globe.
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
Google Philippines coconut monkey farm and you’ll get the same result. It happens everywhere i just hope the farms that supply villagers coconuts don’t take part in this.
...as we all look at the data on cellphones which contain precious metals that are guaranteed to be controlled by indigenous warlords that Apple/Samsung does regular business with, just so that the materials can be sent to factories that are lined with suicide prevention nets to keep the people who have nothing left to do in their lives but make american merchandise from killing themselves.
Let's not even get started on the kids who made the clothing with the pockets we stuff these instruments of misery into. What's some more monkeys? Babylon enslaved the globe.
What's your point? I see this argument get thrown around a lot, as if you can't care or complain about or discuss one issue if you're not talking about EVERY issue. Yes smart phones have unclean origins, does that mean we can't discuss other atrocities in the world?
Villager are copping some heat on insta for their new plastic bottled water as well, I guess we're not allowed to talk about that either though...
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If the monkeys don't do it the locals will have to.
Beside, it keeps them off the streets where they invariably get mixed up in the wrong crowd, start stealing bags and sunglasses off tourists. Have you seen what Thai monkey prisons look like?
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I mean ... Weck EATS chicken.... that's not very nice to the chickens either....
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does he think that the cow's that provide him with his precious Wawa chocolate milk aren't essentially slaves?
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If the monkeys don't do it the locals will have to.
Beside, it keeps them off the streets where they invariably get mixed up in the wrong crowd, start stealing bags and sunglasses off tourists. Have you seen what Thai monkey prisons look like?
It's not pretty.
(https://bolstablog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/monkey-knife-fight.jpg)
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
I like how this is your point. Like there's not coconuts and monkeys in the Philippines.
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Villager provides all of their monkey employees a fair living wage and comprehensive dental plan
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Chris Webber left Nike because the high Prices....But They all ended up using the same sweat shops
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Horses and donkeys are slaves in farms then right? You fuckin sissies will bitch about anything
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
Google Philippines coconut monkey farm and you’ll get the same result. It happens everywhere i just hope the farms that supply villagers coconuts don’t take part in this.
...as we all look at the data on cellphones which contain precious metals that are guaranteed to be controlled by indigenous warlords that Apple/Samsung does regular business with, just so that the materials can be sent to factories that are lined with suicide prevention nets to keep the people who have nothing left to do in their lives but make american merchandise from killing themselves.
Let's not even get started on the kids who made the clothing with the pockets we stuff these instruments of misery into. What's some more monkeys? Babylon enslaved the globe.
What's your point? I see this argument get thrown around a lot, as if you can't care or complain about or discuss one issue if you're not talking about EVERY issue. Yes smart phones have unclean origins, does that mean we can't discuss other atrocities in the world?
Villager are copping some heat on insta for their new plastic bottled water as well, I guess we're not allowed to talk about that either though...
i guess when people bring this up in these discussions is the fact that no matter what we are guilty of contributing to some kind of inhumane practice - my biggest thing is if your stance can have a direct result its effective but i feel this whole thing WECK is doing is just to stir shit up like he usually does..
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Beside, it keeps them off the streets where they invariably get mixed up in the wrong crowd, start stealing bags and sunglasses off tourists.
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Lol that little monkey got a snap back
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Lol that little monkey got a snap back
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Hope "monkey slave life" stickers replace salt life ones
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
I like how this is your point. Like there's not coconuts and monkeys in the Philippines.
what? My point that the news clip he was referring to and the country that Villager produces the product in are TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES?
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Weck didnt expose shit.. His dumbass saw the news clip and assumed villager does the same thing when they're not because when i looked at the villager website the coconuts are from the Philippines NOT Thailand like the video says
https://villagergoods.com/pages/about-us
I like how this is your point. Like there's not coconuts and monkeys in the Philippines.
what? My point that the news clip he was referring to and the country that Villager produces the product in are TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES?
probably trying to say that the news just didnt cover the same shit happening in other countries... but who cares, lets get back to looking at this monkey wearing a snap back.
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ahh thats better.
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Weck is the Kevin Smith of skateboarding. He never really made it so he has to settle for talking about it from a post insider perspective and getting into one-sided arguments to stay relevant. Weck's pretty funny though.
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Can a monkey be a slave? How do you compensate something for work if they have no concept of work, compensation, or even slavery? How would you compensate a monkey for work anyway? Would they be taxed? I'm stoned.