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Title: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Molte on March 16, 2018, 04:49:38 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgY4SRxDmMH/?taken-by=atibaphoto

What's the best way to share Instagram photos?
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: GAY on March 16, 2018, 05:09:52 PM
Is this a riddle?
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on March 16, 2018, 05:14:30 PM
Hey, it's Atiba.  The first person I ever unfollowed on instagram. 
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Post by: Silky Johnson on March 16, 2018, 06:13:24 PM
(https://s17.postimg.org/f0mmkbz4v/1521249067136.png)
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Post by: GOKU on March 16, 2018, 06:28:16 PM
Can't tell if it's a bit of a "Suski grind" or if he's popping out of a back tail. Leaning towards the former. Y'all remember Kevin Taylor's "Suski grind" in Sight Unseen? So damn good. KT THA GOD!
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: ungzilla on March 16, 2018, 06:32:01 PM
Hey, it's Atiba.  The first person I ever unfollowed on instagram.

Hah, same
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Post by: shark tits on March 16, 2018, 06:40:30 PM
i kinda feel like it could be a bs 5-0 fs 180. am i way of?
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Post by: 5inchDick on March 16, 2018, 06:43:11 PM
Hey, it's Atiba.  The first person I ever unfollowed on instagram.


MOST ACCURATE THING IVE READ ON SLAP ALL WEEK !
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on March 16, 2018, 07:10:29 PM
Follow Atiba on Instagram if you want a Master class on industry dick riding.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 16, 2018, 07:42:39 PM
I miss @Hate_N_Destroy. His AO roast on Insta was gold.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: doublesteveburger on March 16, 2018, 10:57:02 PM
Can't tell if it's a bit of a "Suski grind" or if he's popping out of a back tail. Leaning towards the former. Y'all remember Kevin Taylor's "Suski grind" in Sight Unseen? So damn good. KT THA GOD!


Neither, switch crook from top to bottom.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: able on March 16, 2018, 11:02:31 PM
When I saw the thread title I was expecting this
https://instagram.com/p/BgVGfcElE_y/
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Vert Reynolds on March 16, 2018, 11:33:04 PM
(https://thumb.ibb.co/gKrmLH/7_C7_AFA24_9490_457_F_B315_D9253_BE32_FC1.png) (https://ibb.co/gKrmLH)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: StabMasterArson on March 17, 2018, 12:38:19 AM
When I saw the thread title I was expecting this
https://instagram.com/p/BgVGfcElE_y/

This photo is pretty unfuckwithable.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: SodaJerk on March 17, 2018, 01:13:09 AM
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Hey, it's Atiba.  The first person I ever unfollowed on instagram.
[close]

Hah, same
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: sorry on March 17, 2018, 05:01:49 AM
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Hey, it's Atiba.  The first person I ever unfollowed on instagram.
[close]

Hah, same
[close]

#metoo
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Lame_Nigga on March 17, 2018, 07:10:30 AM
Follow Atiba on Instagram if you want a Master class on industry dick riding.
I thought GAY taught the Masterclass on Dick Riding?
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: able on March 17, 2018, 08:29:07 AM
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When I saw the thread title I was expecting this
https://instagram.com/p/BgVGfcElE_y/
[close]

This photo is pretty unfuckwithable.
True, plus it kind of reminds me of this iconic photo of Doug Brown
(https://i1.wp.com/farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/3005148465_a619522090_o.jpg)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 17, 2018, 09:14:44 AM
True, plus it kind of reminds me of this iconic photo of Doug Brown
(https://i1.wp.com/farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/3005148465_a619522090_o.jpg)

That's around 45 land wave obstacles on the launch ramp and looks to be around 18 on the landing ramp.

The ramps cost $50 from sears:
http://www.sears.com/landwave-products-ramp/p-00680641000P

While the deck costs $60:
http://www.sears.com/landwave-products-deck/p-00680643000P

It's mainly decks since the ramps are only the top piece of each "layer". If you just do (45 + 18) * 55. 55 is just the a low ball average cost between the two items.

In order to recreate this Doug Brown launch ramp, it'll cost around $3,645.

This is excluding tax and shipping though and is a lowball average. All I'm trying to get at is, fuck Tony Hawk and Kelly Slater, they owe Jedi millions and we will not rest until they pay.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Joe Pesci on March 17, 2018, 10:00:36 AM
When I saw the thread title I was expecting this
https://instagram.com/p/BgVGfcElE
This should've been a christ air, just to go with the cross in the background
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: poowizard on March 17, 2018, 10:06:46 AM
(https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29258560_1641616455906236_1672813539007397888_n.jpg?oh=017b3149f38312a936b19af5fef70466&oe=5B2DD602)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: doublesteveburger on March 17, 2018, 11:58:20 AM
(https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29258560_1641616455906236_1672813539007397888_n.jpg?oh=017b3149f38312a936b19af5fef70466&oe=5B2DD602)


amazing
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on March 17, 2018, 12:28:04 PM
Steve Olson’s son is confirmed religious

Proof:
(https://imageshack.com/i/poTrU2Vwj)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: VHS ERA on March 17, 2018, 12:32:56 PM
When I saw the thread title I was expecting this
https://instagram.com/p/BgVGfcElE_y/

Same

Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Style Police on March 17, 2018, 12:40:33 PM
Follow Atiba on Instagram if you want a Master class on industry dick riding.

Don't forget about the Workaholics & the NBA
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: BacksideWallride on March 17, 2018, 01:58:01 PM
Echoing the IG comments, why is there a shadow
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Alan on March 17, 2018, 02:41:44 PM
The photo is rad, but this was the saddest IG comment I've seen in a while.

(https://i.imgur.com/RxFZhDA.png)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 17, 2018, 04:19:42 PM
Echoing the IG comments, why is there a shadow

Because Kubrick shot it on a soundstage in Burbank
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Billy Ocean on March 17, 2018, 04:29:11 PM
Hey, it's Atiba.  The first person I ever unfollowed on instagram.

I think MJ was number one for me, but Atiba was number two. I couldn't keep up with all the lifestyle hammers he was stacking.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: ungzilla on March 17, 2018, 05:56:49 PM
Echoing the IG comments, why is there a shadow

it's not a shadow, it's his un-illuminated self. the camera shutter duration is longer than the flash duration, so there is the exposure of him during the flash going off, and there is the exposure of him from the ambient light while the shutter is open which makes the blurry dark shit.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: frontsideoverkrook on March 17, 2018, 09:14:53 PM
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True, plus it kind of reminds me of this iconic photo of Doug Brown
(https://i1.wp.com/farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/3005148465_a619522090_o.jpg)
[close]

That's around 45 land wave obstacles on the launch ramp and looks to be around 18 on the landing ramp.

The ramps cost $50 from sears:
http://www.sears.com/landwave-products-ramp/p-00680641000P

While the deck costs $60:
http://www.sears.com/landwave-products-deck/p-00680643000P

It's mainly decks since the ramps are only the top piece of each "layer". If you just do (45 + 18) * 55. 55 is just the a low ball average cost between the two items.

In order to recreate this Doug Brown launch ramp, it'll cost around $3,645.

This is excluding tax and shipping though and is a lowball average. All I'm trying to get at is, fuck Tony Hawk and Kelly Slater, they owe Jedi millions and we will not rest until they pay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=53&v=vGZBwzDrkOA

why did they think this song was necessary
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Lame_Nigga on March 17, 2018, 09:22:21 PM
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Echoing the IG comments, why is there a shadow
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it's not a shadow, it's his un-illuminated self. the camera shutter duration is longer than the flash duration, so there is the exposure of him during the flash going off, and there is the exposure of him from the ambient light while the shutter is open which makes the blurry dark shit.

(https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Homer-yells-nerd.gif?ssl=1)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Tabletop on March 18, 2018, 01:23:53 AM
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Echoing the IG comments, why is there a shadow
[close]

it's not a shadow, it's his un-illuminated self. the camera shutter duration is longer than the flash duration, so there is the exposure of him during the flash going off, and there is the exposure of him from the ambient light while the shutter is open which makes the blurry dark shit.
[close]

(https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Homer-yells-nerd.gif?ssl=1)

You never seen a skate photo before?
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: GershonSweaty on March 18, 2018, 04:18:35 AM
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True, plus it kind of reminds me of this iconic photo of Doug Brown
(https://i1.wp.com/farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/3005148465_a619522090_o.jpg)
[close]

That's around 45 land wave obstacles on the launch ramp and looks to be around 18 on the landing ramp.

The ramps cost $50 from sears:
http://www.sears.com/landwave-products-ramp/p-00680641000P

While the deck costs $60:
http://www.sears.com/landwave-products-deck/p-00680643000P

It's mainly decks since the ramps are only the top piece of each "layer". If you just do (45 + 18) * 55. 55 is just the a low ball average cost between the two items.

In order to recreate this Doug Brown launch ramp, it'll cost around $3,645.

This is excluding tax and shipping though and is a lowball average. All I'm trying to get at is, fuck Tony Hawk and Kelly Slater, they owe Jedi millions and we will not rest until they pay.
[close]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=53&v=vGZBwzDrkOA

why did they think this song was necessary

I’ve lost all hope for the world.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: ungzilla on March 18, 2018, 09:23:28 AM
What can I say guilty as charged
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Bristol_Palin on March 18, 2018, 03:49:08 PM
Can't tell if it's a bit of a "Suski grind" or if he's popping out of a back tail. Leaning towards the former. Y'all remember Kevin Taylor's "Suski grind" in Sight Unseen? So damn good. KT THA GOD!

Kevin Taylor is the best. He rips.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: able on March 18, 2018, 04:01:30 PM
Hahahahahahah I love you guys
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 18, 2018, 05:22:12 PM
Enough of the Atiba cool-guying and make with the photoshops
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: FLstrange on March 18, 2018, 06:34:28 PM

it's not a shadow, it's his un-illuminated self. the camera shutter duration is longer than the flash duration, so there is the exposure of him during the flash going off, and there is the exposure of him from the ambient light while the shutter is open which makes the blurry dark shit.

thats just what the industry elites want the masses to accept. the truth is that theres multiple warehouses behind the berrics where berra builds fake spots that use green screen back drops. wake up sheeple!
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: ungzilla on March 18, 2018, 07:21:33 PM
RIP you, you know too much  >:(
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Jared on March 18, 2018, 08:20:08 PM
I always forget that there'a two Atibas.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: feedmeseymour on March 19, 2018, 05:42:06 AM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/e6c9au.jpg)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Ineffable Epoch on March 19, 2018, 06:24:17 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qReDF8F.png)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2018, 09:05:21 AM
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Follow Atiba on Instagram if you want a Master class on industry dick riding.
[close]
I thought GAY taught the Masterclass on Dick Riding?

I am the lowest hanging fruit.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 19, 2018, 09:20:29 AM
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Follow Atiba on Instagram if you want a Master class on industry dick riding.
[close]
I thought GAY taught the Masterclass on Dick Riding?
[close]

I am the lowest hanging fruit.
That makes you the most accessible!
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: feedmeseymour on March 19, 2018, 11:17:40 AM
Enough of the Atiba cool-guying and make with the photoshops
got you
(http://i64.tinypic.com/a2gnmc.jpg)
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: shark tits on March 19, 2018, 11:22:03 AM
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Enough of the Atiba cool-guying and make with the photoshops
[close]
got you
(http://i64.tinypic.com/a2gnmc.jpg)
he wants you too, malakai!!!

Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 19, 2018, 02:10:36 PM
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Enough of the Atiba cool-guying and make with the photoshops
[close]
got you
(http://i64.tinypic.com/a2gnmc.jpg)
Thank you good sir.
Title: Re: AO stylin' on U
Post by: Silky Johnson on March 19, 2018, 02:57:15 PM
(https://s14.postimg.org/oltcwc4fl/1521496144619.png)