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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: reptar_bar on April 28, 2018, 11:41:54 AM
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Doesn't have expedition one anywhere on his insta feed, skated a board covered in es stickers in his last post, and in Weck's story the other day Kelly was skating a Girl board - mike carroll one i think.
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My spider senses say you are incorrect.
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Exp One is done son
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He's on diet.
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It’s a unisex name
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He's on diet.
Didn't Chris call him "Fatty K" in the latest episode?
I think he should roll with it. Fatty K would look better on a board than "Kelly Hart" like he's named after the Pink Power Ranger or something.
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Didn't Chris call him "Fatty K" in the latest episode?
I think he should roll with it. Fatty K would look better on a board than "Kelly Hart" like he's named after the Pink Power Ranger or something.
Nickname series is for Chocolate, but he was referred to in his pre-sponsor days as Smelly Fart and I would buy a board with that on it
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Didn't Chris call him "Fatty K" in the latest episode?
I think he should roll with it. Fatty K would look better on a board than "Kelly Hart" like he's named after the Pink Power Ranger or something.
I'm just gonna include that I once saw Kelly in a restaurant and he's very weirdly shaped. The best thing I can use to describe it is maybe a big toe that's nearly as wide as it is tall.
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K-Fatty originated in the Jerry Hsu episode (by Jerry), Kelly mentioned how Matt Eversole was his counselor at skate camp as a kid and Evs called him "fatty", lol
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I can see him on more of a low key brand like friendship to be honest, I mean isn't he the eś team manager?
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I could picture him on Hook-ups.
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I could picture him on Hook-ups.
I said that about Jerry in some other thread half-jokingly! lol
It would be so so amazing if Klein randomly turned Hsu pro and made a Hook Ups deck team like 25 years late (they had a shoe team, I think? It might only have been Heath and Klein?)
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they put on andrew brophy (GANG!) so its not impossible for them to put on kelly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I could picture him on Krooked.
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I don't think Kelly has ever been on a girl.
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I really think he fits Girl and Kelly Hart deserves to be properly sponsored.
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I could picture him on Krooked.
I think isle would be a good fit
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I don't think Kelly has ever been on a girl.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaanmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kelly hart on frog confirmed
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Everyone says Girl fell off, but I don’t think they fell off anywhere near bad enough to actually do this.
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He fits whoever Joey Brezinskys on.....no one.
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I would have said bullshit, but they put Andrew Brophy on....
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he's on darkstar
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He fits whoever Joey Brezinskys on.....no one.
I'm pretty sure he is on visual or V/SUAL
Regardless of if you're a fan or not, you can't deny the hosts of the nine club giving their brands exposure week after week. I credit much of es' success as of late to the show.
He would be a great fit on girl though.
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I don't think Kelly has ever been on a girl.
Solid 🔥
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
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He fits whoever Joey Brezinskys on.....no one.
I'm pretty sure he is on visual or V/SUAL
Regardless of if you're a fan or not, you can't deny the hosts of the nine club giving their brands exposure week after week. I credit much of es' success as of late to the show.
He would be a great fit on girl though.
eS sponsors the revive guys who get way way more exposure than the nine club. I just want everyone to remember them + revive when they talk about how core eS is.
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He fits whoever Joey Brezinskys on.....no one.
I'm pretty sure he is on visual or V/SUAL
Regardless of if you're a fan or not, you can't deny the hosts of the nine club giving their brands exposure week after week. I credit much of es' success as of late to the show.
He would be a great fit on girl though.
eS sponsors the revive guys who get way way more exposure than the nine club. I just want everyone to remember them + revive when they talk about how core eS is.
Yeah you're right, nike only sponsors the cool guys...
I for one have no problem with revive, as they could be seen as a stepping stone for the youth to find 'real' (whatever that may be) skateboarding.
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Please Nooooooo
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He fits whoever Joey Brezinskys on.....no one.
I'm pretty sure he is on visual or V/SUAL
Regardless of if you're a fan or not, you can't deny the hosts of the nine club giving their brands exposure week after week. I credit much of es' success as of late to the show.
He would be a great fit on girl though.
eS sponsors the revive guys who get way way more exposure than the nine club. I just want everyone to remember them + revive when they talk about how core eS is.
Yeah you're right, nike only sponsors the cool guys...
I for one have no problem with revive, as they could be seen as a stepping stone for the youth to find 'real' (whatever that may be) skateboarding.
I don't think visual is very visual.....
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Nike "sponsors" Weckingball.
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I could get on board with him being on Girl but cant see it happening.
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I could get on board with him being on Girl but cant see it happening.
That's the thing, he makes more sense than that juggalo Brophy but they just aren't going to do it.
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He does sort of fit. Good skateboarder, likable guy, will never motivate me to buy one of his boards. He matches at least 2/3 of the team.
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He'd be better on Choco imo, plus he's already buddies with Chico
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He does sort of fit. Good skateboarder, likable guy, will never motivate me to buy one of his boards. He matches at least 2/3 of the team.
Spot on
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Maybe boulevard?
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I’d like to see Kelly Hart on girl as well. I don’t think it will happen but it’d be really cool. That dude put in so much work, and only fairly recently went pro. It’d be a smart move for crailtap (maybe? Idk) Kelly seems paid by family but a girl board with his name on it might actually sell in 2018 with the exposure he’s getting. I remember like 5/6 years ago Slap was up in arms about the fact that he wasn’t pro yet, it’d be neat to see him on a crail company cuz why not? I mean, put some of the amazing dudes in the flortex on the team too, but giving Kelly a board might be a step in the right direction. Maybe not I dunno why’d you ask? If I’m wrong shut up I hold it down for myself and have never broken an ankle doing a 360 flip off a mellow kicker, so fuck Kelly then, I’ll play both sides, don’t play with me I don’t play games okay and Kelly is officially on girl, or is he? Watch it happen or don’t or not but yes
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It’s a unisex name
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I could picture him on Krooked.
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He fits whoever Joey Brezinskys on.....no one.
I'm pretty sure he is on visual or V/SUAL
Regardless of if you're a fan or not, you can't deny the hosts of the nine club giving their brands exposure week after week. I credit much of es' success as of late to the show.
He would be a great fit on girl though.
eS sponsors the revive guys who get way way more exposure than the nine club. I just want everyone to remember them + revive when they talk about how core eS is.
Yeah you're right, nike only sponsors the cool guys...
I for one have no problem with revive, as they could be seen as a stepping stone for the youth to find 'real' (whatever that may be) skateboarding.
I don't think its going to be like the kid who starts at the mall shop then goes to the local store as they gets older. It seems to have spun off a shitty online sub-culture in skateboarding. I'm sure some move on, and start supporting what's legit, a bunch of others think they can be a kook and get 20,000 youtube subscribers.
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What brands and stores are “legit” in one persons opinion might be shitty and kooky to another person. I cannot fathom how this forum harbors so much hate or strong opinions about revive and some YouTube guys who hurt nobody, but has an entire thread dedicated to orgasming over the newest Nike shoes and colours (omg the quartsersnacks blazer XT low in wine red instead of black) who fucking cares is that not some kooky shit? Revive is a skate brand that markets on YouTube instead of other ways. They do the exact same shit as every other skate brand and little kids like it because that’s who it’s for. If a little kid buys a revive board or he buys an element or a polar it doesn’t matter to skateboarding and doesn’t effect you or me, nor does it prohibit anyone else from thriving or enjoying the toy that makes them happy or expressing their take on this activity. It’s never been either revive or your fav brand battling for survival so it’s strange to act like they somehow ruin skateboarding for you or dilute anything. Some people here care quite a bit about what little kids are doing or liking it’s little fucking kids they don’t have to do what SLAP adults think is “cool” and you’re delusional if you expect them to. Andy Schrok skates every day, genuinely appears to enjoy skateboarding and makes shit kids like, good for him that’s cool. Not gonna give revive my money but that doesn’t mean they are shitty people or somehow less worthy. There’s room for all to exist.
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There have always been shitty skate companies. Revive is a current shitty company. What's so hard to understand?
Also, I think Andy Schrock is the only person in skating that would prefer a kid buy his board instead a Polar. Also, who cares if he skates every day? Does he want a trophy? A signed Doug Brown lanyard?
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What brands and stores are “legit” in one persons opinion might be shitty and kooky to another person. I cannot fathom how this forum harbors so much hate or strong opinions about revive and some YouTube guys who hurt nobody, but has an entire thread dedicated to orgasming over the newest Nike shoes and colours (omg the quartsersnacks blazer XT low in wine red instead of black) who fucking cares is that not some kooky shit? Revive is a skate brand that markets on YouTube instead of other ways. They do the exact same shit as every other skate brand and little kids like it because that’s who it’s for. If a little kid buys a revive board or he buys an element or a polar it doesn’t matter to skateboarding and doesn’t effect you or me, nor does it prohibit anyone else from thriving or enjoying the toy that makes them happy or expressing their take on this activity. It’s never been either revive or your fav brand battling for survival so it’s strange to act like they somehow ruin skateboarding for you or dilute anything. Some people here care quite a bit about what little kids are doing or liking it’s little fucking kids they don’t have to do what SLAP adults think is “cool” and you’re delusional if you expect them to. Andy Schrok skates every day, genuinely appears to enjoy skateboarding and makes shit kids like, good for him that’s cool. Not gonna give revive my money but that doesn’t mean they are shitty people or somehow less worthy. There’s room for all to exist.
Not everything is about you Andy.
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kelly hart on frog confirmed
There is no other option. DO IT NOW FROG
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What brands and stores are “legit” in one persons opinion might be shitty and kooky to another person. I cannot fathom how this forum harbors so much hate or strong opinions about revive and some YouTube guys who hurt nobody, but has an entire thread dedicated to orgasming over the newest Nike shoes and colours (omg the quartsersnacks blazer XT low in wine red instead of black) who fucking cares is that not some kooky shit? Revive is a skate brand that markets on YouTube instead of other ways. They do the exact same shit as every other skate brand and little kids like it because that’s who it’s for. If a little kid buys a revive board or he buys an element or a polar it doesn’t matter to skateboarding and doesn’t effect you or me, nor does it prohibit anyone else from thriving or enjoying the toy that makes them happy or expressing their take on this activity. It’s never been either revive or your fav brand battling for survival so it’s strange to act like they somehow ruin skateboarding for you or dilute anything. Some people here care quite a bit about what little kids are doing or liking it’s little fucking kids they don’t have to do what SLAP adults think is “cool” and you’re delusional if you expect them to. Andy Schrok skates every day, genuinely appears to enjoy skateboarding and makes shit kids like, good for him that’s cool. Not gonna give revive my money but that doesn’t mean they are shitty people or somehow less worthy. There’s room for all to exist.
Yeah, Andy! And it does matter because Remive undercuts "legit" non kooky shops and brands by selling there decks for $38.00.
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Rather see Hart on there instead of that GANG ! member
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What brands and stores are “legit” in one persons opinion might be shitty and kooky to another person. I cannot fathom how this forum harbors so much hate or strong opinions about revive and some YouTube guys who hurt nobody, but has an entire thread dedicated to orgasming over the newest Nike shoes and colours (omg the quartsersnacks blazer XT low in wine red instead of black) who fucking cares is that not some kooky shit? Revive is a skate brand that markets on YouTube instead of other ways. They do the exact same shit as every other skate brand and little kids like it because that’s who it’s for. If a little kid buys a revive board or he buys an element or a polar it doesn’t matter to skateboarding and doesn’t effect you or me, nor does it prohibit anyone else from thriving or enjoying the toy that makes them happy or expressing their take on this activity. It’s never been either revive or your fav brand battling for survival so it’s strange to act like they somehow ruin skateboarding for you or dilute anything. Some people here care quite a bit about what little kids are doing or liking it’s little fucking kids they don’t have to do what SLAP adults think is “cool” and you’re delusional if you expect them to. Andy Schrok skates every day, genuinely appears to enjoy skateboarding and makes shit kids like, good for him that’s cool. Not gonna give revive my money but that doesn’t mean they are shitty people or somehow less worthy. There’s room for all to exist.
$37 decks fucks the industry, it gives kids an unrealistic expectation of what they should pay for a skateboard, which in turn undercuts shops because why would they pay 55-60 at a shop when they can go to fucking www.revive.com and get a board cheeper than the cheepest sale deck (even of the big online retailers.) They keep real hardgoods brands from being able to raise prices to what they should be. So yeah, fuck revive for their business model, not because of the kooky youtube shit they do.
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I could picture him on Hook-ups.
I said that about Jerry in some other thread half-jokingly! lol
It would be so so amazing if Klein randomly turned Hsu pro and made a Hook Ups deck team like 25 years late (they had a shoe team, I think? It might only have been Heath and Klein?)
Would be interesting, Rowley is boardless, he's been flowing Forrest and picking up Kelly would make the team pretty odd
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K-Fatty 2 K-Flatty
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Smelly Fart of Girl. Confirmed.
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poo poo pee pee wee wee poo poo
do you get paid per word
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He would’ve been a great addition to the former Crail camp. He has one of the best styles, imo.
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Another 30+ yr old dude on the team held back by previous injuries?
Kelly rips and his style is unique and clean, so I am at odds with this hypothetical move.
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it's weird to see how people will bash Crail for constantly fucking up with younger dudes, and for putting a dude like Brophy on, but a lot of people here think a Kelly Hart Girl board would be a good thing. Good for Kelly, yes. Good for Crail? Uh, no.
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just watched kelly's LRG part, holy shit
this dude doesn't have a board sponsor?
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Fakie 3 manual was the best trick at courthouse.
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less goooooo
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just watched kelly's LRG part, holy shit
this dude doesn't have a board sponsor?
Are you talking about the $$$ Chico part? Or does he have a part in their other video 1947? I had his Chico part loaded up and am gonna watch it in a few, I'm looking forward to realizing I've probs slept on K-Fatty. I love him so much after listening to so much Nine Club at work. Such an enthusiastic skate nerd, Roger is a bigger nerd but he doesn't chime in enough.
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just watched kelly's LRG part, holy shit
this dude doesn't have a board sponsor?
Are you talking about the $$$ Chico part? Or does he have a part in their other video 1947? I had his Chico part loaded up and am gonna watch it in a few, I'm looking forward to realizing I've probs slept on K-Fatty. I love him so much after listening to so much Nine Club at work. Such an enthusiastic skate nerd, Roger is a bigger nerd but he doesn't chime in enough.
I feel like Roger used to need out wayyyy more in the earlier episodes but crob would bust on him so hard everytime that he started to pipe up less and less, or maybe it's due to his decreased Stella consumption.
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Another 30+ yr old dude on the team held back by previous injuries?
Kelly rips and his style is unique and clean, so I am at odds with this hypothetical move.
I watched him Nollie pop shuv out the fountain at courthouse second try coming off that hip surgery. I think given the resources to do it he could still film a pretty cool part. Expedition did this dude dirty. Him and Kenny Hoyle should’ve went pro together.
Also the way he talks about weed with the kids at courthouse is hilarious. He thinks people being high is super funny and does that laugh and I was geeking out listening to this in between trying tricks. I think he’d be fun on girl. His crail couches would be funny.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jX3diLafEc
One of my favorite parts in the whole video. Dude is still mad underrated.
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i would buy a Kelly Hart Girl board over a "GANG !" Girl board any day of the week honestly. Id prob buy a Kelly Hart Girl board over half of their current pro's.
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Kelly Hart is the feel-good dude of the year for me, I drive around all day for my job and only very recently did I get into podcasts rather than listening to the radio, Twin Peaks on Netlix, or music on shuffle. Nine Club really has made me more engrossed in skateboarding. Is is worth it checking out every episode of The Bunt?
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http://www.instagram.com/p/8KEUNmJs9V/?utm_source=ig_embed
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Kelly Hart is the feel-good dude of the year for me, I drive around all day for my job and only very recently did I get into podcasts rather than listening to the radio, Twin Peaks on Netlix, or music on shuffle. Nine Club really has made me more engrossed in skateboarding. Is is worth it checking out every episode of The Bunt?
The bunt is worth it for the industry shit talking and gossip IMO. They will have weck roasting the fuck out of Jamie Thomas and then Jamie Thomas the next week. It’s pretty coo, skip dan lu though he’s a fake positive vibes pussy who cried on KOTR. I don’t actually care about dan lus life I care about dan lu roasting other people and saying what he really thinks. But he just talks about himself and his rich brother. Come to think of it fuck dan lu honestly.
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Kelly's good as fuck. He deserves to get hooked up.
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Kelly Hart is the feel-good dude of the year for me, I drive around all day for my job and only very recently did I get into podcasts rather than listening to the radio, Twin Peaks on Netlix, or music on shuffle. Nine Club really has made me more engrossed in skateboarding. Is is worth it checking out every episode of The Bunt?
There are some really good Bunt episodes. Just don't waste your time with the Nick Tucker, Dan Lu, or Beibel episodes. The rest are at least pretty good.
edit: always skip the first like 3 minutes.
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Get fucked if you seriously think that kelly should be put on girl.. Even if he is as good as he is.. There are way more better ways they should go than becoming a another youtube company...
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don't understand why people are hating on Kelly for potentially getting on Girl. Great style, funny on the nine club. he deserves more credit.
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Get fucked if you seriously think that kelly should be put on girl.. Even if he is as good as he is.. There are way more better ways they should go than becoming a another youtube company...
What does kelly hart have to do with YouTube
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jX3diLafEc
One of my favorite parts in the whole video. Dude is still mad underrated.
This part really is the shit. I love those switch flips, and THE SPOTS!
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Get fucked if you seriously think that kelly should be put on girl.. Even if he is as good as he is.. There are way more better ways they should go than becoming a another youtube company...
Family friendly face and laugh. Also he has some new found fame in broadcasting.. Do you guys really think without it would we be talking about a team manager of a dead brand (EXP1)?? Of course we would this is slap but this is not a he'd fit on krooked type of a deal...
Crail has all the potential to become a youtube company: Their edits are always up-lifting and with mellow wibes, they could have a MikeMo as well do this type of stuff with his history, nine club fits well in this realm, do little park edits or what do they call those "team days", have biebels as their TF...
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Jelly hart is a professional skate judge :-\
Left that autocorrect seems more fitting than k fatty
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Skating another Girl in his latest insta vid. If he wasn't on he would have covered it with stickers? I'd be stoked to see him fully on with a welcome clip.
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Kelly Hart on heroin skateboards confirmed
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You guys do realize Kelly's just starting to skate all those signed boards he collected over the years. If you look, he has clear grip squares over the signatures in his last 13 instastories.
Jelly in Girl, if they also turn the youngsters pro in a group too. Or can he fit on Choco for the Chico love, and the general down to skaterat forever vibe. Incoming Nautica/Chocolate capsules.
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I was never a fan of Kelly Hart, nine club changed that. Skateboarding is weird in 2018, put him on Rickk and Mike.
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I used to think he was a kook, only to come the conclusion that the dude is supergood and supernice...
Would fit girl perfectly I think... and I’m sure he would sell boards as well.
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
Girl's "high standard" has been their failure. Not taking chances on ams let alone pros and then Brophy GANG !
Their flow vortex looks like Powell in the late 80's.
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
I would like to see this too, but I bet you can think of a couple reasons if you tried hard.
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
Their flow vortex looks like Powell in the late 80's.
I think the Crailtap pros that are always like "That's why I love riding for them because they have all this loyalty even if I'm not out there skating at all" are the ones that don't understand that because of this way of running things it eventually put them in the declining popularity state that its in. Kelly would have been a perfect addition to Girl or Chocolate at the prime of his career, specially over Expedition.
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I see Kelly skating for a smaller brand with a few of his homies now. It would be cool for him to be on a bigger brand like Girl or Krooked, but depending on what all he plans on doing, I could see him promoting a homie's company as well as eS.
Edit: Thinking about how he hangs with Brezinski I could definitely see V/SUAL.
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Kelly belongs on Primitive with his boys P-Rod and Wade.
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Kelly belongs on Primitive with his boys P-Rod and Wade.
I'd rather see him on primitive as well
But maybe girl is making moves to get some fresh meat on board. Kelly is crazy popular whether you agree or not.
Personally I think Kelly is awesome on/off the board and has great style, almost Wade d ish
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You guys do realize Kelly's just starting to skate all those signed boards he collected over the years. If you look, he has clear grip squares over the signatures in his last 13 instastories.
Jelly in Girl, if they also turn the youngsters pro in a group too. Or can he fit on Choco for the Chico love, and the general down to skaterat forever vibe. Incoming Nautica/Chocolate capsules.
That sucks if he’s skating those boards. Is no one willing to send dude a box? I’d say companies should be more willing to hook him up with him being es tm but then again kids don’t give a fuck about es anymore.
Which is understandable since the made a stupid square 3 instead of just redoing the square 1. All I want is my vulc accel back.
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
haha Bobby would not fit on Girl what so ever, imo. More like Quasi , or Isle even.. Its obviously possible Kelly is just getting a few Girl boards from CRob to skate for the time being without actually being on the team. I was just thinking, maybe its possible Kelly could end up on Karl Watsons new company, Maxi something
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He fits whoever Joey Brezinskys on.....no one.
I'm pretty sure he is on visual or V/SUAL
Regardless of if you're a fan or not, you can't deny the hosts of the nine club giving their brands exposure week after week. I credit much of es' success as of late to the show.
He would be a great fit on girl though.
eS sponsors the revive guys who get way way more exposure than the nine club. I just want everyone to remember them + revive when they talk about how core eS is.
Yeah you're right, nike only sponsors the cool guys... hehe
I for one have no problem with revive, as they could be seen as a stepping stone for the youth to find 'real' (whatever that may be) skateboarding. THIS! I'd rather see a kid out there skating some revive product and shredding rather than another kid wearing non skate brands and only skating for Instagram status. But that's not to say I wouldn't be more stoked seeing a kid shredding in skate brands either, was just a comparison of the spectrum skateboarding seems to face in trends lately.
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Girl needs a girl and k fatty is not a girl, I don't think.
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
Their flow vortex looks like Powell in the late 80's.
The high-standard for Girl worked for a long time. What killed it was that a bunch of the guys who met the standard didn't stick around while the older generation faded away. Losing P-Rod, Jereme (if he actually continued to have a career) and AO made it a team of old dudes and some very good up and coming talent. Then MikeMo destroyed his knee, Malto is often injured and CK is likely going to jail.
The perfect fit for the Crailtap camp would be Louie Lopez, but I doubt he'd go over there.
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
Their flow vortex looks like Powell in the late 80's.
The perfect fit for the Crailtap camp would be Louie Lopez, but I doubt he'd go over there.
All the am / young pro situations they’ve faced as well as their awful wood adds up to Girl / Chico not being around much longer. As much as I wish that wasn’t the case.
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It's one thing to ride boards from a company you aren't on quietly in between sponsors, and another to post about them like this on your story...
I dunno, I don't agree with the sentiment that he's too "youtube" for girl, dude has just been slept on really hard. Chocolate, maybe, but I definitely see him being at home on primitive more than either.
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It's one thing to ride boards from a company you aren't on quietly in between sponsors, and another to post about them like this on your story...
I dunno, I don't agree with the sentiment that he's too "youtube" for girl, dude has just been slept on really hard. Chocolate, maybe, but I definitely see him being at home on primitive more than either.
Saw my first KHart IG live at 2:00am the other night. I was surprised how many "Girl!!" Comments there were. Not all from the same person either. So many.
I'm excited to try the new Crail wood with the stamp on top.
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It's one thing to ride boards from a company you aren't on quietly in between sponsors, and another to post about them like this on your story...
I dunno, I don't agree with the sentiment that he's too "youtube" for girl, dude has just been slept on really hard. Chocolate, maybe, but I definitely see him being at home on primitive more than either.
I'm excited to try the new Crail wood with the stamp on top.
I've been skating a new one and it's pretty good feel-wise; I skate era one's so I won't say shit about muh boardfeel, but the concave and the tail tapering is comfy to skate, at least to me. Hopefully I don't snap it too soon
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BjEDmN5D3pB/?hl=en&taken-by=kellyhart (https://www.instagram.com/p/BjEDmN5D3pB/?hl=en&taken-by=kellyhart)
Does anyone know if there is any merit to this guy's comment on Kelly's latest Instagram post?
subzero.d_lifer Kelly girl welcome board. These OG's head was bigger than normal OG's
I think I read somewhere on Slap that Kelly's been skating some of the old decks hanging around the set of The Nine Club, but I don't recall there ever being a series of Girl decks with this big-headed OG logo. Reminds me of the Big Head Mode cheat in GoldenEye, which would go along nicely with the late 1990's/early 2000's vibe Kelly's been going for (e.g. eS scheme). Also, I believe on The Nine Club they've made fun of Kelly for having a big head.
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The move would be weird and touch regressive for Girl, but I would back this all day. Kelly is, by far, the most slept on dude. Some of his shit is so perfect.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BjEDmN5D3pB/?hl=en&taken-by=kellyhart (https://www.instagram.com/p/BjEDmN5D3pB/?hl=en&taken-by=kellyhart)
Does anyone know if there is any merit to this guy's comment on Kelly's latest Instagram post?
subzero.d_lifer Kelly girl welcome board. These OG's head was bigger than normal OG's
I think I read somewhere on Slap that Kelly's been skating some of the old decks hanging around the set of The Nine Club, but I don't recall there ever being a series of Girl decks with this big-headed OG logo. Reminds me of the Big Head Mode cheat in GoldenEye, which would go along nicely with the late 1990's/early 2000's vibe Kelly's been going for (e.g. eS scheme). Also, I believe on The Nine Club they've made fun of Kelly for having a big head.
Looks like a different shade of black on the head though. Could just be a Nine Club sticker over the head making it look "big head". All the writing in blacked out too.
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Damn. You're exactly right. It's just a Nine Club sticker over the head. LOL. I got pretty hyped for a minute thinking I stumbled across something.
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
haha Bobby would not fit on Girl what so ever, imo. More like Quasi , or Isle even.. Its obviously possible Kelly is just getting a few Girl boards from CRob to skate for the time being without actually being on the team. I was just thinking, maybe its possible Kelly could end up on Karl Watsons new company, Maxi something
did you two forget bobby is pro for habitat arguably the best company of all time? what the hell does bobby have to do with a washed up injured old man? He is the best skater out
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habiwhack definitely ain't the best company of all time
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i don't see the text on that "nine club sticker", something might be afoot
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You guys are starting to sound like those Qanon idiots, no offense
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i don't see the text on that "nine club sticker", something might be afoot
You can see the orange a little in the first. Big head boards would be cool though. Kelly deserves it though. But yeah sadly girl and chocolate won’t stick around much longer I fear. But hey if baker can stick around maybe crailtap can too. They just need to stop selling the package deal and put griffin gass on fully too and they could have a team of good ams. And ya know bring your ams on fucking trips to China instead of the old heads. If the new wood is actually good I’ll check out a chocolate board soon. Mike carrol does talk about the 20 year curse a bunch he has to be worried.
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someone asked him about this durring a live stream he did last week and he just said hes skating what he wants to skate simply because he can and he likes girl, not a ploy for him to get on the team.
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Whatever company he goes to. He should do some sort of Bret Hart/ Hart Foundation board.
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Are you guys forgetting that it took 75 years and the total decline of Kayo for him to go pro in the first place?
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someone asked him about this durring a live stream he did last week and he just said hes skating what he wants to skate simply because he can and he likes girl, not a ploy for him to get on the team.
This may be a stretch, but couldn't this situation wind up similarly to how things played out with BA and AH? I believe BA has said in interviews that after 3D fell apart, he started riding AH decks because he always liked them (and may have even been riding them back during his days with Girl?), not as some kind of "ploy" to get on the team. Then he eventually got on.
Or perhaps this could develop into a Johnny Layton/Welcome situation. On his episode of The Bunt, he said that after he got booted from Toy Machine, he picked up a Welcome board because he wanted to try out the whole shaped deck thing. Daniel Vargas saw him skating it and saw that he was psyched on the brand, and then Welcome ended up collaborating with Johnny to put out a guest board. Even if Girl just did a one-off deck for Kelly (maybe something Nine Club-related, considering Crob is part of the Crailtap family), I'd back it.
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someone asked him about this durring a live stream he did last week and he just said hes skating what he wants to skate simply because he can and he likes girl, not a ploy for him to get on the team.
He also talked about the new wood feeling good and snappy
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pretty crazy how many people think he should be on. dude was decent, but hes a bit up there in age now and even in his prime, i dunno if he met girl's high standard. putting him on would be like giving up on trying to stay relevant imo. especially after a weird addition like brophy. they need a really good known pro whos still on the up. bobby dekeyzer would kinda fit, but i dont think he'd go for some reason
haha Bobby would not fit on Girl what so ever, imo. More like Quasi , or Isle even.. Its obviously possible Kelly is just getting a few Girl boards from CRob to skate for the time being without actually being on the team. I was just thinking, maybe its possible Kelly could end up on Karl Watsons new company, Maxi something
did you two forget bobby is pro for habitat arguably the best company of all time? what the hell does bobby have to do with a washed up injured old man? He is the best skater out
not sure why i picked bobby. he was the first sick ledge skater in his prime that i could think of. just saying they need someone like that, not kelly hart who regardless of what you think of his skating, isnt up and coming or in his prime.
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I’m more surprised so many people here watch Instagram live stories.
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I’m more surprised so many people here watch Instagram live stories.
I only clicked on Kelly's live at 1:00am because I thought they might be taking questions for a nine club episode. I swear
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skeep dap doob boobity bop! been had polo! heard jonathon hart is gonna be on CREATURE
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Just Eldridge flow unfortunately. Just discussed on the nine club exp.
Would still like to see Kelly with a board sponsor but I guess he is pretty busy with eS.
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Just Eldridge flow unfortunately. Just discussed on the nine club exp.
Would still like to see Kelly with a board sponsor but I guess he is pretty busy with eS.
I thought it was pretty dope that he admitted to looking at Slap. Hi Kelly! Hope you get hooked up by someone.
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Yo Kelly! Film another one of those Stevie Williams switch heels like from that warm up line from, what, ten years ago?
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Just Eldridge flow unfortunately. Just discussed on the nine club exp.
Would still like to see Kelly with a board sponsor but I guess he is pretty busy with eS.
I thought it was pretty dope that he admitted to looking at Slap. Hi Kelly! Hope you get hooked up by someone.
It's a brave man that admits to his industry peers and the greater public that he reads Slap. The Nine Club has really endeared me to K Fatty and I wish him well. If only Roger would come out and say where he gets some of his news highlights.
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I'm not a board collector, but wouldn't you rather sell the signed boards (which might be years old) and buy new ones?
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
Dylan looked like a pill head? please fuck off
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I've always been sayin' that Nestor Judkins is super underrated in the handsome appreciation department. Also we shouldn't forget Austin Stephens, the progenitor of team handsome lol
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
You sound like a pill head, all super defensive and shit. Awe...
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Kelly just not doing it for me. If I had to fuck someone on nine club it'd be crob. Kelly and rog too greasy lookin. Aside from that scenario I don't really know. A lot of these dudes gettin old I ain't tryna fuck no daddys ya feel me. Need them pyt's. Guess id go with Carroll as the double team on swans holes. Really comes down to whos smooth I ain't tryna stick my dick in a hairy butthole. So pros should start shaving butthole is basically what I'm sayin. You can rip massive farts too.
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
You sound like a pill head, all super defensive and shit. Awe...
What you said was disrespectful. Dylan deserves our respect does he not?
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we don't owe dylan anything but wheelbite in the rain.
jk, RIP
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
Been a pillhead. Can confirm Dylan looked nothing like me unfortunately.
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
Been a pillhead. Can confirm Dylan looked nothing like me unfortunately.
you guys are seriously debating the attractiveness of other men?
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i met a crackhead once that looked exactly like chris roberts, and thats forever changed my viewing experience of the nine club
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
Been a pillhead. Can confirm Dylan looked nothing like me unfortunately.
you guys are seriously debating the attractiveness of other men?
u r a hag
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Dylan, if anything, looked like someone from the Elliott Smith / Conor Oeberst* school of tortured artistry / glamorized opiate abuse look... so I guess kinda a pill head.
*Austyn has always looked more like Conor Oeberst though just due to genes.
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Dylan, if anything, looked like someone from the Elliott Smith / Conor Oeberst* school of tortured artistry / glamorized opiate abuse look... so I guess kinda a pill head.
*Austyn has always looked more like Conor Oeberst though just due to genes.
At the height of my abuse, someone accused me of having Marfans syndrome. I refused to deny nor confirm it at the time, as it seemed like a better alternative than the truth. Nothing wrong with anyone that has Marfans btw.
what about slender man? he made those little girls stab their friend.
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Dylan, if anything, looked like someone from the Elliott Smith / Conor Oeberst* school of tortured artistry / glamorized opiate abuse look... so I guess kinda a pill head.
*Austyn has always looked more like Conor Oeberst though just due to genes.
At the height of my abuse, someone accused me of having Marfans syndrome. I refused to deny nor confirm it at the time, as it seemed like a better alternative than the truth. Nothing wrong with anyone that has Marfans btw.
I think he was a magician, but he's definitely got it. Playgrounds would scatter at the sound of my pill bottle back then.
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
Been a pillhead. Can confirm Dylan looked nothing like me unfortunately.
you guys are seriously debating the attractiveness of other men?
This is SLAP, son! Debating the attractiveness of men is par for the course, to say the least!
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Kelly is very attractive, fairly successful in his career, very friendly and chatty and of at least average intelligence. If you think that guy isn't a big hit with the ladies, I'd like to hear why.
hes fine until he starts talking to them
K-Fatty, attractive? I find this highly debatable. I think he's a fine-looking fella, but I can definitely see people not finding him attractive. Not something universally agreed upon like Dylan or Alex Olson.
Dylan looked like a pill head, damn good styled pill head however.
And Alex olsen looks like any guy shopping at the salvation army.
Attractive? Let's talk Kenny Anderson
You sound like a pill head, all super defensive and shit. Awe...
If you were a women, would it offend you if I referred to you as such?
Dylan WAS a pill head.
fuck yeah I respect him, for his skateboarding. It's not like I knew him personally though.