Let the Skateboarders Alone

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I have this thing where I can't trust old men who try to act like they're supportive of whatever dumb shit it is that I'm doing. It makes me feel like it's a cheap ploy to gain my trust so they can abuse my naive, blind support. It reminds me of the many white van driving weirdos who tried to prey upon my childhood love of candy, with the end goal of absconding with me and turning me into furniture.

On the brightside if you get turned into furniture your life will finally have meaning. Don't shy away from the silver linings fam.

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I have this thing where I can't trust old men who try to act like they're supportive of whatever dumb shit it is that I'm doing. It makes me feel like it's a cheap ploy to gain my trust so they can abuse my naive, blind support. It reminds me of the many white van driving weirdos who tried to prey upon my childhood love of candy, with the end goal of absconding with me and turning me into furniture.

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On the brightside if you get turned into furniture your life will finally have meaning. Don't shy away from the silver linings fam.

When it's my time to go,
I hope they make something useful out of meeeeeee.

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I have this thing where I can't trust old men who try to act like they're supportive of whatever dumb shit it is that I'm doing. It makes me feel like it's a cheap ploy to gain my trust so they can abuse my naive, blind support. It reminds me of the many white van driving weirdos who tried to prey upon my childhood love of candy, with the end goal of absconding with me and turning me into furniture.

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On the brightside if you get turned into furniture your life will finally have meaning. Don't shy away from the silver linings fam.

[close]

When it's my time to go,
I hope they make something useful out of meeeeeee.

I personally aspire to be a dope ass end table and/or the better half of a breakfast nook.