Favorite/funniest/kookiest quotes or moments from skaters

[lampshade]

Bobby Worrest has a great short web thing, "Behind the Griptape" on youtube that has some great quotes.

Random girls: "Bobby Worrest taught me how to ride a bike."  "Bobby got me off drugs and back into school."  "In 2003 Bobby saved my cat from a tree.  Now when he lands tricks, I give him pop tarts and beer."

One of the produced guys, while sitting naked on a toilet drinking a silver bullet, "Bobby can get fucking awesome.  Not only can he pass out in the back of a McDonald's at nine AM on a Wednesday, in his own puke, wake up, chug a 40, and then back nose blunt gold rail.  Pretty easily."

[Ziad]

Most of the stuff Jake Phelps says especially on King of The Road

[givecigstosurfgroms]

"You gotta hang on to the dreamer"  shackle me not
"Yah salba, rip it up, alright!" Jason Jesse -this quote was funny to me cause id always say it to my fat buddy when we skated when we were kids. 
  But the funniest was a east indian man who didnt skate.  Skater; "shit sorry" and the man snaps back immeadiatly; " "shit sorry" dosent make a new bench!" H street vid
 Edit oh yah Lavar in Kids !!  "You got jesus christ on your neck -thats nice!"

[VHS ERA]

I think about Brandon Turners answer to how do you say skateboarding in Japanese at 14 min a lot

[Monkey_Mcpott]

"Its time to keep making Billions" - TK

Shalom

[Tommy G]

Reda: "You don't touch my shit, bitch!" Getting up in the security guard's face while the guy can hardly speak English and doesn't even know what bitch means.