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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #630 on: April 11, 2019, 09:08:30 AM »
If you're really that curious and can't figure it out ask yourself what is the ONE THING that skateboarding never addresses no matter what?

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #631 on: April 11, 2019, 09:21:53 AM »
If you're really that curious and can't figure it out ask yourself what is the ONE THING that skateboarding never addresses no matter what?

Nazis?

So Jake was killed by Nazis.
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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #632 on: April 11, 2019, 09:30:29 AM »
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If you're really that curious and can't figure it out ask yourself what is the ONE THING that skateboarding never addresses no matter what?
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Nazis?

So Jake was killed by Nazis.

I was thinking dirty laundry but i guess nazis fit too

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #633 on: April 11, 2019, 09:37:50 AM »
Jason Jesse murdered Phelps because his shirt and pants were dirty confirmed.

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #634 on: April 11, 2019, 11:02:59 AM »
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If you're really that curious and can't figure it out ask yourself what is the ONE THING that skateboarding never addresses no matter what?
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Nazis?

So Jake was killed by Nazis.

LOL

but seriously....


to be frank, if jake died of an overdose of prescription pills that will never be reported. that's the family's business. until tmz cares to look into it. and if he took too much on purpose we will never know unless jake left a note.

but jake didn't put a note on instagram. so nobody can assume his death was not an accident.

and jake's life is his alone. not yours. you only can live your own live.

nobody owes anybody an explanation so get over it.

"skateboarding doesn't owe you shit. it owes you wheel-bite in the rain. you owe skateboarding." - jake phelps

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #635 on: April 11, 2019, 11:27:27 AM »
Wow thanks for quoting that wheelbite quote for the 10,000th time.

It really puts it all in perspective.

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #636 on: April 11, 2019, 12:09:35 PM »
the willy staley obit does everything but say outright that it was opiates. Clearly we know what it was and will never get a thrasher dispatch confirming it. stop asking
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #637 on: April 11, 2019, 12:55:47 PM »
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #638 on: April 11, 2019, 01:55:46 PM »
If you're really that curious and can't figure it out ask yourself what is the ONE THING that skateboarding never addresses no matter what?
Fibromyalgia...  or Crohns. Or Lupus! Is it Lupus!?

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #639 on: April 11, 2019, 02:05:20 PM »
If you're really that curious and can't figure it out ask yourself what is the ONE THING that skateboarding never addresses no matter what?
Dude offed himself doing a willy grind

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #640 on: April 11, 2019, 02:11:48 PM »
Jake has died multiple times



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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #641 on: April 11, 2019, 03:13:19 PM »
os89 ABP in this thread

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #642 on: April 11, 2019, 03:17:02 PM »
os89 ABP in this thread

My bad I didn't read all 23 pages of the same few people asking how he died over and over again  ::)

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #643 on: April 27, 2019, 03:37:53 AM »
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Why does everyone feel the need to know how he died?
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To get a sense of closure.
Part of the grieving process.
   "Kintsukuroi is a japanese word that means "golden repair". It refers to the practice of repairing cracked pottery with a laquer that has gold or silver mixed in.
  Metaphorically it suggests that things can become more beautiful after being damaged or broken. The wounds and the healing of the wounds are integral parts of the story, not shameful distortions that should be disquised or hidden."  This quote would fit into the mental issue thread too.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #644 on: April 27, 2019, 06:18:56 AM »
Jason Jesse murdered Phelps because his shirt and pants were dirty confirmed.
  Fuckin brain dead post.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #645 on: April 27, 2019, 08:20:22 AM »
Damn I got told up, give me two weeks to respond I’ll think of something

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #646 on: April 27, 2019, 08:02:13 PM »
“Shake the hand that shook the world!”

That’s what Jake Phelps said when I met him.

I seriously always assumed that someday I would learn that it was one of his standard greetings whenever he thought the person standing in front of him was a kook.

I need to work on my self esteem.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2019, 11:27:21 PM by Dr Hfuhruhurr »

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #647 on: May 10, 2019, 10:07:07 AM »
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Jason Jesse murdered Phelps because his shirt and pants were dirty confirmed.
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  Fuckin brain dead post.

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #648 on: May 10, 2019, 10:12:43 AM »
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He had a heart attack whilst playing guitar.
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they oughtta ban guitars or at least put a warning label on them.

Trucks, gravity and guitars on the ban list so far. I support your cause, I trust you do the same unto mine
it said to learn how to tie for a reason.
This is all structured as a trap.
Tied by those who know the fundamentals.

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #649 on: May 10, 2019, 10:37:18 AM »
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He had a heart attack whilst playing guitar.
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they oughtta ban guitars or at least put a warning label on them.
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Trucks, gravity and guitars on the ban list so far. I support your cause, I trust you do the same unto mine

What a fucckin' scumbag.

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Re: Is Jake Phelps dead?
« Reply #650 on: May 10, 2019, 11:14:45 AM »
Someone in this thread recommended Dreamland by Sam Quinones for a pretty in-depth look at how the opiate problem in America came to be. I picked it up from the library and just want to second that recommendation.