ryan lays wedding

[GAY]

Dollars to donuts after the wedding he winked at his new wife and told her, "Babe, you're about to get so Layd" and then he put his penis in her.

[Complements4U]

I feel there's a deep beef going on and people come to slap to air it pseudo-publically. Which is fine but sometimes it's better to stay and geeve out inside your home cause it's kinda like watching two people fist fight in the middle of a restaurant and I dunno whose mad about what, there's children around and hot consommè dude chilll.... damn.
 I'm just waiting for my freaking mojito dude wow y'all throwing drinks now?

Unless it's Rick and Turdy cause they always have deep philosophical shit going on with layers on layers like phylo dough.

[Allen.]

I feel there's a deep beef going on and people come to slap to air it pseudo-publically. Which is fine but sometimes it's better to stay and geeve out inside your home cause it's kinda like watching two people fist fight in the middle of a restaurant and I dunno whose mad about what, there's children around and hot consommè dude chilll.... damn.
 I'm just waiting for my freaking mojito dude wow y'all throwing drinks now?

Unless it's Rick and Turdy cause they always have deep philosophical shit going on with layers on layers like phylo dough.

Hey Ryan

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Dollars to donuts after the wedding he winked at his new wife and told her, "Babe, you're about to get so Layd" and then he put his penis in her.

But he didn't put his penis in her before she sang this song:

Lay Ryan Lay
Lay across my big braaaaass bed

Stay Ryan Stay
Stay with your (wo)man awhile

[pugmaster]

Dollars to donuts after the wedding he winked at his new wife and told her, "Babe, you're about to get so Layd" and then he put his penis in her.

I feel like this definitely happened. But when he whispered it into her ear, she was editing some photo and creating some caption in order to post to instagram and missed what he said.

Then, with a semi and 2 times the amount of bass in his voice, he said to her, after making and sustaining eye contact, "you are about to get so Layd".  Understandably, he added in some emphatic pauses. Allegedly.