max palmer’s very own skate tool

[BartHarleyJarvis]

Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.

God damn. truly a master at work

[funeral_tuxedo]

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Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.

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God damn. truly a master at work

perfection

[BALARGUE]

OP your posts suck

[warmonke]

OP your posts suck

[bolts the snowman]

OP your posts suck

suck my dick

[BALARGUE]

I see no room
It seems you are already sucking your own

[bolts the snowman]

I see no room
It seems you are already sucking your own

nah you suckin your own so suck my dick

[Mean salto]

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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.

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I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.

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Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!

Screwdriver on top and twist it a second to get the bit of grip out the hole. For some reason Ive got a 6th sense of being able to find the holes without looking at the bottom (phrasing). I can also always cut a capsicum in half without hitting the seed pod. I'd be the shittiest x-men

[Bryanferry]

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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…

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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher

They really took the time to make it a very decorative anal stretcher at least although it may make it harder to clean

[dr. radishh]

max palmer type tool

[bolts the snowman]

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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…

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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher

AYOOOOO

[doublesteveburger]

90% of my gripe with setting up a new board is doing this shit so kudos to him