WHOSE WIFE IS THIS?

[somethingmustbreaknow]

i didn't come to the skatepark to fuck your fucking tripod man.

[Sizzle]

U guys are mean, they’re a cute couple, so judgmental for no reason

[Sativa Lung]

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you get old and your skater friends from past stopped skating so they can't film you, same if you move to a different town

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buy a tripod or prop your phone up against a rock

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You can't fuck a tripod...

Sure you can. You can even bring a friend or two!

[MonsPubis]

That video was pretty funny. Now I wish my girlfriend would do that

[EagleassMF]

Slap Pals understanding a joke.  Impossible.

[ejazzle]

Seems like the type of girl who farts a lot and it’s funny at first but then it gets rancid and you don’t know how to get her to stop.

Oddly specific. Is there something you would like to talk about?

[skate_or_dingus]

i didn't come to the skatepark to fuck your fucking tripod man.

[sharkin]

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Seems like the type of girl who farts a lot and it’s funny at first but then it gets rancid and you don’t know how to get her to stop.

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It’s an allegory. If the skater ever becomes annoyed with the teasing it will spoil his wife’s instagram fun.
There’s a Seinfeld episode about it.

[Bondo_Sniffer]

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Seems like the type of girl who farts a lot and it’s funny at first but then it gets rancid and you don’t know how to get her to stop.

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It’s an allegory. If the skater ever becomes annoyed with the teasing it will spoil his wife’s instagram fun.
There’s a Seinfeld episode about it.

You sure about that? Seinfeld Stan over here and that is not ringing a bell

[PatrickSkateman]

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Seems like the type of girl who farts a lot and it’s funny at first but then it gets rancid and you don’t know how to get her to stop.

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It’s an allegory. If the skater ever becomes annoyed with the teasing it will spoil his wife’s instagram fun.
There’s a Seinfeld episode about it.

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You sure about that? Seinfeld Stan over here and that is not ringing a bell

Naomi with the laugh?

[Jewel Runner]

thread title looking like the top comment on a redtube video

Dude everytime I see there's a reply in this thread this is the thought that comes to my head instantly now thanks

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Slap Pals understanding a joke.  Impossible.

right?

[mooraga]

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you get old and your skater friends from past stopped skating so they can't film you, same if you move to a different town

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buy a tripod or prop your phone up against a rock

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You can't fuck a tripod...

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Someone here has never superglued a fleshlight to a tripod....

oh god 

I went into the insta360 route once I got married and full into family
I miss my friends but my 360 camera films better than them 

[GuessAgain?]

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you get old and your skater friends from past stopped skating so they can't film you, same if you move to a different town

[close]

buy a tripod or prop your phone up against a rock

[close]

You can't fuck a tripod...

[close]

Someone here has never superglued a fleshlight to a tripod....

[close]

oh god 

I went into the insta360 route once I got married and full into family
I miss my friends but my 360 camera films better than them 

Not gonna lie, no idea what an insta360 was and just assumed you were agreeing about fucking some kind of rotating fleshlight glued to a tripod since you settled down.

Put it all together with your last sentence though haha. My mind is definitely warped, too much internet for me 

[TheDraught]

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you get old and your skater friends from past stopped skating so they can't film you, same if you move to a different town

[close]

buy a tripod or prop your phone up against a rock

[close]

You can't fuck a tripod...

[close]

Someone here has never superglued a fleshlight to a tripod....

[close]

oh god 

I went into the insta360 route once I got married and full into family
I miss my friends but my 360 camera films better than them 

I was joking and have no idea what you are talking about, some kind of VR porn?

Feel free to elaborate.

[Jewel Runner]

Just watched every video and it's actually entertaining lol

[ChuckRamone]

I'm ashamed to admit I make my wife film me sometimes at the park. It's rare I get to have a filmer and not a static shot so I put her through some torture to get clips.

[Ty Evans Lightman]

The lady seems pretty cool to me. A woman with a good sense of humour is gold.

Kind of wish there was a slap pals wife account on instagram to entertain me more.