Lets get to know each other a little better guys

[lophatrophazoa]

nah tonys idea is better

[Blackfrancis0708]

Masterbation:

How many times a week? As many times as I can without chafing

Do you love the feeling you get when you cum? I really do. A couple of times I made my knees buckle.

Where do you do it?  In front of the computer, in front of the TV, the usual.

Have you ever been caught? (feel free to tell stories) I haven't but my buddy CLAIMS to have been caught by his cleaning lady and she ended up sucking his dick.  I believe that story to be too good to be true.

What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated? I wish I could say while strangling myself.

Whats the most fucked up thing you've jacked off to?  Emanuelle in Space.

 Private Parts:

If you had to describe the scent of your penis (pussy if you are a girl), what would you say it smells like? Buttered popcorn
 
Are you circumsized? Indeed.

Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts?  Besides the burning sensation?  No.

Do you like the smell of your own dick/pussy? Who doesn't like the smell of buttered popcorn?
 
Looks:

Do you think you look attractive?  Not anymore.

Rate yourself out of 10.  Even though the looks have gone downhill I'm still an 11.

Would you fuck yourself if you were another person?  And I'd spoon afterwards.


Other:

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Dont lie.  Jumping off my roof with a plastic bag around my shoulders thinking it would slow me down.  It didn't.

Do you think skulls look cool?  Always will.

Have you ever waved at someone that you thought was waving to you, but found out the person was waving at someone else near you?  Heavens no.  That would be awful.

Have you ever stuck a finger up your asshole just to see what it feels like?  Only when I wipe

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

First of all: i'm only doing this because I'm hammered drunk, Mister Poppie the powar of guns. just don't continue reading if you plan on looking me in the  eyes somtime in the near future.

 Masterbation:


How many times a week? maybe twice.

Do you love the feeling you get when you cum?
I don't really like it, but it's a relief.

Where do you do it? my room

Have you ever been caught? NEVER.

 What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated?I dont remember ever doing anything awkward.

 Whats the most fucked up thing you've jacked off to? free tv guides when I was around 14ish


 Private Parts:

 If you had to describe the scent of your penis (pussy if you are a girl), what would you say it smells like? like tony said....

 Are you circumsized? Yes. I still remember that it hurt a lot.
Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts? no, everything's fine.

Do you like the smell of your own dick/pussy? "after taking a shower. rest of the day it's whatever"

 
 Looks:

Do you think you look attractive? maybe...I don't think I do

Would you fuck yourself if you were another person? "sure, because i know what i like"


Other:

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? i didn't wash my hands after fingering my girl pretty hard. then i did food for like 4 persons. it's more between disgusting and pretty cool. (sorry about copying this one Matze, but you're right. I did it as welll and it IS fucked up.(popwar, you were noti nvolved.)

Do you think skulls look cool? sometimes they do. I don't like the one in sebastian tooombs avatar though.

Have you ever waved at someone that you thought was waving to you, but found out the person was waving at someone else near you? a million times.

 Have you ever stuck a finger up your asshole just to see what it feels like?yes, but I don't remember what it was like because I was pretty young.

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Jetzt kenn ich mich aus...danke...schwär mir ich war bei dem essen nicht dabei!

[Matze]

ein quasi deutschsprachiges problem ...

[EricLogan]

Masterbation:

How many times a week? 0-20

Do you love the feeling you get when you cum? yes, isverrynice


Where do you do it? in my computer chair

Have you ever been caught? (feel free to tell stories) On several occasions my moms' done that bullshit half-knock-while-opening-door move moms love so much, and I'd have just enough time to minimize the window, and she'd be akwardly standing there while my dick was just hanging out and rapidly losing it's hardy. I don't know if she actually saw my dick, she didn't storm out of the room and she's never talked about it or anything. So stoked I bought a knob that locks

 What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated?

two handed crossed over eachother (like the diamond cutter), and/or putting my fist backwards on a countertop and fuckin' it

 Whats the most fucked up thing you've jacked off to?

Antique Roadshow accidentally, rapidly changing the channel from somethin jackworthy due to near walk-in


 Private Parts:

 If you had to describe the scent of your penis (pussy if you are a girl), what would you say it smells like? Cheese if I've got skate dick. otherwise, skin

 Are you circumsized? yeah bro

Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts? it's like 1.6 inches when limp, and it's purple. it basically looks like a seedling eggplant delicately resting in a pile of pubic hair

Do you like the smell of your own dick/pussy? It's cool

 
 Looks:

Do you think you look attractive? Ugly is the new hot

 Rate yourself out of 10. I'm da bomb.com

Would you fuck yourself if you were another person? nahh, I whipe my ass too sparingly


Other:

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Honestly don't remember, there's gotta be somethin good

Do you think skulls look cool? Hell yeah

Have you ever waved at someone that you thought was waving to you, but found out the person was waving at someone else near you? Often. But I try to make my mistake obvious and funny by acknowledging the other person, looking back at the first party and yellin "fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk"

 Have you ever stuck a finger up your asshole just to see what it feels like? yeah but I only got one nuckle deep before the curiosity wore off

[j....soy.....]

lets get to know each other better by answering these questions. please answer them all honestly.

 Masterbation:

How many times a week?

2.5

Do you love the feeling you get when you cum?


of course...

Where do you do it?

my house...

Have you ever been caught? (feel free to tell stories)

yes but no....

 What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated?

the other hand...

 Whats the most fucked up thing you've jacked off to?

techno...


 Private Parts:

 If you had to describe the scent of your penis (pussy if you are a girl), what would you say it smells like?

never asked...

 Are you circumsized?

yep...

Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts?

no....

Do you like the smell of your own dick/pussy?

indifferent...

 
 Looks:

Do you think you look attractive?

possibly...

 Rate yourself out of 10.

7

Would you fuck yourself if you were another person?

no....


Other:

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Dont lie.

ate a bowl of gravy...

Do you think skulls look cool?

super cool...

Have you ever waved at someone that you thought was waving to you, but found out the person was waving at someone else near you?

weekly....

 Have you ever stuck a finger up your asshole just to see what it feels like?

no...a doctor beat me to the punch...it wasn't fun...


 
 Thanks. i hope many people answer these.

[frisco]

i hate this thread

[jared...]

Masterbation:

How many times a week?

3 or 4

Do you love the feeling you get when you cum?


yes.  everything before that seems tiresome and annoying, unless the action is from some bitches hand.

Where do you do it?

anywhere.  bathroom stalls.  my bed.  the living room.  bathroom.  etc...

Have you ever been caught? (feel free to tell stories)

no.  I was once having intercourse with my ex when her 6 year old brother ran into the room, jumped in the bed, and watched television with us for thirty minutes, all while whining that he wasn't under the covers like us.

 What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated?

into a girls mouth.  for serious. some bitches are crazy.

 Whats the most fucked up thing you've jacked off to?

a pokemon coloring book when I was in 8th grade.  misty was hot as fuck.


 Private Parts:

 If you had to describe the scent of your penis (pussy if you are a girl), what would you say it smells like?

sweat and cum.  I'm assuming of course, since this isn't a normal conversation piece I bring up when with girls. 

 Are you circumsized?

nope.  girls like it.

Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts?

when I'm drunk and high, I can't perfomr and I get discouraged...you know, straight down in the dumps shit.

Do you like the smell of your own dick/pussy?

after sex.

 
 Looks:

Do you think you look attractive?

sometimes.

 Rate yourself out of 10.

no.

Would you fuck yourself if you were another person?

I'd probably suck my dick.  but fuck getting pregnant.  I don't want my babies.  assuming I'm a girl


Other:

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Dont lie.

too much stupid shit...honestly, starting to smoke cigarettes. 

Do you think skulls look cool?

if they're mutilated, with skin and gore and shit...fuck skulls with crossbones.  pussy shit.

Have you ever waved at someone that you thought was waving to you, but found out the person was waving at someone else near you?

yes.  I also shit my pants in elemetary school trying to sqeeze out a silent fart.

 Have you ever stuck a finger up your asshole just to see what it feels like?

no.  but one of my ex girlfriends did.  she was into crazy shit...

[bentmode]

jared why the fuck did you come back.

[CigaretteBeer]

i hate this thread

I think it's the best thread ever.

[Matze]

What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated?

into a girls mouth.  for serious. some bitches are crazy.

i did that one too. an ex asked me to do that because she wanted to know how my sperm smells ... i could'd stop laughing, even a minute after she swallowed. that situation was porn-like, kinda unreal

[JoshEwUhh]

lets get to know each other better by answering these questions. please answer them all honestly.

 Masterbation:

How many times a week? 2 or 3

Do you love the feeling you get when you cum?
Fuck yea

Where do you do it? on my floor, then i roll around in it think about TonyCoxHox

Have you ever been caught? (feel free to tell stories) oh ye, then I came on her face

 What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated?hangin from a tree like a bat

 Whats the most fucked up thing you've jacked off to? Paris Hiltons sex tape


 Private Parts:

 If you had to describe the scent of your penis (pussy if you are a girl), what would you say it smells like? my dick

 Are you circumsized? i'm not a Jew

Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts? naw

Do you like the smell of your own dick/pussy? Only when I am fucking drunk

 
 Looks:

Do you think you look attractive? slightly

 Rate yourself out of 10. 7, but after drinks... 9

Would you fuck yourself if you were another person? oh yea


Other:

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Dont lie. Replied to this thread

Do you think skulls look cool? played out

Have you ever waved at someone that you thought was waving to you, but found out the person was waving at someone else near you? yea, then I killed the bitches

 Have you ever stuck a finger up your asshole just to see what it feels like? who has'nt?


 
 Thanks. i hope many people answer these.

[lophatrophazoa]

Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts? it's like 1.6 inches when limp, and it's purple. it basically looks like a seedling eggplant delicately resting in a pile of pubic hair

sucks to be you
 i know, i know

[Coastal_chaos]

Masterbation:

How many times a week?

Around 4 - 7 times, depending on how busy the week is.

Do you love the feeling you get when you cum?

Sometime's it kinda sucks cause I somehow botch the finale but most times it feels fucking AMAZING.

Where do you do it?

My room.. and shower.

Have you ever been caught? (feel free to tell stories)

Nope, been close though.

What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated?

Fucking a bag of hot water, I was like 11 and didn't know what to do... jesus I'm sketched.

Whats the most fucked up thing you've jacked off to?

Anime.. it scares me now and I hate it but before it could get me pretty riled up (I mean hentai shit).

Private Parts:

If you had to describe the scent of your penis (pussy if you are a girl), what would you say it smells like?

I don't really know it doesn't have much of a scent to be honest.

Are you circumsized?

No man.

Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts?

My dick's a little crooked.. but only barely and it works just fine, girls still enjoy.

Do you like the smell of your own dick/pussy?

As I said before it does't really have one.
 
 Looks:

Do you think you look attractive?

In like 2 pictures I look ok but in reality I'm just one ugly dude.

 Rate yourself out of 10.

Uhhh 5.

Would you fuck yourself if you were another person?

Probably not.

Other:

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Dont lie.

Umm going hella far with this girl's friend, and the girl I really like and she likes me... so wow I fucked up there lol.

Do you think skulls look cool?

Not really haha.

Have you ever waved at someone that you thought was waving to you, but found out the person was waving at someone else near you?

Fuckin' like every two days, I'm a douche bag.

 Have you ever stuck a finger up your asshole just to see what it feels like?

Can't say I have..

[plastic bench nerd]

lets get to know each other better by answering these questions. please answer them all honestly.

 Masterbation:

How many times a week? sometimes often, other times my baby's mommy will have a bigger sex drive than me

Do you love the feeling you get when you cum? yes and even more yes with sex


Where do you do it? the shower/bedroom

Have you ever been caught? (feel free to tell stories)actually my baby's mommy walked in on me a few months ago.

 What is the weirdest way you have ever masterbated? nothing unusual,,but my freind david went on a date with this chick once and at the end of the date they went back to her place and started messing around and the chick asked david to go down on her and david said sure as long as you return the favor the chick said o.k. and then told him that she was on her peroid, david said fuck that and the chick said fine i guess were not going to mess around anymore, 30 minutes later the chick went to bed and david jerked off on her face and peaced out of her house.

 Whats the most fucked up thing you've jacked off to? sorry, nothing that interesting


 Private Parts:

 If you had to describe the scent of your penis (pussy if you are a girl), what would you say it smells like? i have no idea

 Are you circumsized? yes

Do you feel there is anything wrong with your private parts? nope

Do you like the smell of your own dick/pussy? huh?

 
 Looks:

Do you think you look attractive? not really

 Rate yourself out of 10. 2

Would you fuck yourself if you were another person? im not into dudes, sorry


Other:

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Dont lie. turned off all the power to the apartment complex that i lived in when i was six years old

Do you think skulls look cool? fuck yeah brother!

Have you ever waved at someone that you thought was waving to you, but found out the person was waving at someone else near you? who hasnt done that?

 Have you ever stuck a finger up your asshole just to see what it feels like? nope


 
 

[dodgersgirl]

Wow babe I can't believe you just copped up to getting busted spankin it! hahahaha

[Mackattack]

jared why the fuck did you come back.

hahahahahahahah

[hatehatehatehate]

man i really feel like i wank it to much after reading this

[lophatrophazoa]

yesterday this women waved towards us from across the street and my friend waved back, then someone asked "who was that?" and this guy behind us said "its my wife"

[hargo]

is someone getting off on this?