I think of America as a 6ft blonde woman with huge surgically enhanced tits, holding a gun in one hand and a burger in the other.
Last time I went to Canada we got our cameras jacked outta the car and some sketchy fucks with shanks were tapping on the car windows while we were trying to sleep. It really surprises me you don't hear about random acts of violence from Canadians. The people there are just as fucked as people in the US, it's just an imaginary boundary, and maybe more strict gun laws.