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ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« on: March 31, 2008, 10:00:02 PM »
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 10:08:33 PM »
shit, i forgot to set up fishing line traps. maybe next year.
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 11:55:19 PM »
Can't a boy dream?
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 12:00:56 AM »
Well done, sir.
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 12:20:06 AM »
Do you think if I forced sex upon a girl, but shouted "APRIL FOOLS!!!" as I ejaculated, it wouldn't count as rape?
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 12:24:53 AM »
not if shes ugly
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 12:34:09 AM »
oh shit im going to jail
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 12:40:01 AM »
shit man, now i have a boner
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 12:45:20 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 06:40:44 AM »
I didn't kill 2 prostitutes last night.
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 07:39:36 AM »
that was funny.. april f..
nevermind.
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 08:32:23 AM »
i just got my mom on the classic switch the sugar with salt trick.
hilarious.
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 09:17:20 AM »
I switched my girlfriends eye drops with vinigar
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 09:43:24 AM »
I'm eagerly awaiting the annual April fool's text I get from my ex.
Two years ago when we were dating, she told me I got her pregnant, then last year she texted me and told me her and her then boyfriend got engaged.
Both times I called her out on the fact that it was April fool's day, but both times she convinced me that it was just coincidence, and I spent the rest of both days wanting to die, before she revealed at the end of the day that it was just a joke.
Not this year bitch, I'm ready for you.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 10:21:29 AM »
marty, its time to move on.
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 10:43:42 AM »
shut the fuck up danny phillips
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 10:54:30 AM »
Quote from: SR Junky on April 01, 2008, 10:43:42 AM
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 11:39:33 AM »
Quote from: marty. on April 01, 2008, 09:43:24 AM
I'm eagerly awaiting the annual April fool's text I get from my ex.
Two years ago when we were dating, she told me I got her pregnant, then last year she texted me and told me her and her then boyfriend got engaged.
Both times I called her out on the fact that it was April fool's day, but both times she convinced me that it was just coincidence, and I spent the rest of both days wanting to die, before she revealed at the end of the day that it was just a joke.
Not this year bitch, I'm ready for you.

haha classic, why did you break up
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 04:28:22 PM »
time to call of the ex- girlfriends to tell them that I just found out that I have HIV
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 11:03:34 PM »
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Re: ryan scheckler arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2008, 08:59:38 AM »
I have a new guy working for me. He me told me that yesterday his wife told him that she knew who I was and that she had a one night stand with me a few years back. He said she let it go for over an hour and they almost got in a big fight about it. He said he was going to quit the job.
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« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2008, 09:45:47 AM »
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