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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 09:50:29 PM »
hahah for some reason the poles are too funny

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 09:53:47 PM »
hahah for some reason the poles are too funny

Mimicking gunshots with the poles was really a highlight.

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 09:54:38 PM »
I didn't know people over-steezed skiing.

you learn something every day.

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 09:57:31 PM »
What do they need poles for anyway? just a matter of time before someone gets impaled.

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 10:01:05 PM »
that doesnt look fun at all.
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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 10:15:34 PM »
do they really take themselves seriously upon landing?  straight-legging + beaming = snowthug?


i am so confused.

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM »
What do they need poles for anyway? just a matter of time before someone gets impaled.

kinda like this...


...but in a more life threatening kinda way.

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 10:33:42 PM »
Can't get more bad ass than some thugged out skiing!

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 10:52:17 PM »
isn't everyone glad skateboarding slept on girl talk a couple months? now I see how totally gay it would have looked in a montage.. given it wouldn't be as gay as a ski-tage, it would still have been sooooo gay.

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2008, 11:12:10 PM »
ive always hated girl talk, cappsnjones is better anyways. then again pretty much all mash up stuff is pretty lame.

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 01:31:55 AM »
I didn't know people over-steezed skiing.

you learn something every day.
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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 05:12:50 AM »
is it considered bad style to put your poles down after a trick? like, letting them touch the ground like normal skiing i mean. is it like putting your hands down? could you do it for a quick second like pappalardo in mosaic and make it look cool?

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 05:51:00 AM »
dude i FUCKING love snowboarding. me and the bros have snowcrosse jam every year. we get on our snowboards with lacrosse sticks and try to swing to see who fucks up. whoever loses at the end buys the beer

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 06:01:49 AM »
ive always hated girl talk, cappsnjones is better anyways. then again pretty much all mash up stuff is pretty lame.
yep.  saw that girl talk dude at a party at UNH a few months back...i regreted going. 

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2008, 06:24:47 AM »
Rollerbladers on snow

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2008, 08:01:49 AM »
Girltalk bitin' muskas shit.

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2008, 08:13:58 AM »

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2008, 08:29:14 AM »
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Rollerbladers on snow
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i'm afraid it gets worse.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pf4GxX-yMnk&feature=related
the fag that invented snowblading is from around here...id kook him if i knew what he looked like
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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2008, 09:07:19 AM »
I didn't know people over-steezed skiing.



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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2008, 09:42:23 AM »
What's wrong with being a snow ballerina?

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2008, 09:46:58 AM »
that backwards roll away steeze is mad dumb

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Re: And you thought snowboarders were bad:
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2008, 10:08:56 AM »
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