April Fools shit

[Beer Wizard]

Lowcard got me as soon as I got on the internet. (It's my homepage)

http://www.lowcardmag.com/

[Cthulhu!]

Hah! That's a good one.

[Donkey Lips]

http://techcrunch.com/april-fools-shenanigans/

[grimcity]

I realized that this was the first when I launched Google (my homepage) this morning... good shit.

[Donkey Lips]

grims gnar level is now fitting with the danzig song.

[Fongstarr.]

http://www.shenandoahwireless.net/prank.html

[Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!]

haha, awesome

[VictoriousOG]

My 24 yr old cousin has phobias of Gnomes, so I'm gonna "hide" pictures around the house in places that she'd "find" them and shit.

[tonysean]

i can't decide if i like the lowcard or the printer one better. both are awesome.

[Donkey Lips]

http://www.shenandoahwireless.net/prank.html

Just used this on 7 of our printers. Can't wait to hear it.

[TheFreshSC]

http://www.funnyordie.com/

[Bobbito]

Being that this is my favorite holiday, I bummed myself out this year around because I got no one with any jokes. My friend though, he told me his ex/kind of current girlfriend thinks she's pregnant. Took me about a half hour to realize what day it was.

[BriDen]

This one needs a little backstory so if you don't care then just skip this post.

My phone's got speed dial on it, my mom is 5 (has been forever) and my girlfriend is 8. I just hit the number and then one shoulder button to text. So there's been a few times when I hit to text my mom instead of my girl. A few embarrassing slips but nothing major ever happened. The first time was almost a year ago. So I've been doing it intentionally every month or two to make it seem believable. (Yeah I was planning this for almost a year) Anyways, on the first I sent her this (pretending to send it to my gf):

Look babe, call me when you get out of class cuz we both need time to calm down. I will buy you another test, the one you took might have been a false positive or something.

Ends up my mom was at work when I sent it so she calls me like 3 hours later on her break:

"Hello?" (I made it sound like my voice was trembling)
"Bri...."
"Hey mom... did you get a message earlier?"
"I sure did..."  (obviously enraged but holding back)
"Well then, there's probably something I should tell you..."
"Oh, REALLY?! WHAT COULD THAT BE?"
"Well.... you see.... today's april fool's day."
"     *~10 seconds of silence*      You're a fucking asshole"

She hung up on me and hasn't talked to me since.

[Bobbito]

This one needs a little backstory so if you don't care then just skip this post.

My phone's got speed dial on it, my mom is 5 (has been forever) and my girlfriend is 8. I just hit the number and then one shoulder button to text. So there's been a few times when I hit to text my mom instead of my girl. A few embarrassing slips but nothing major ever happened. The first time was almost a year ago. So I've been doing it intentionally every month or two to make it seem believable. (Yeah I was planning this for almost a year) Anyways, on the first I sent her this (pretending to send it to my gf):

Look babe, call me when you get out of class cuz we both need time to calm down. I will buy you another test, the one you took might have been a false positive or something.

Ends up my mom was at work when I sent it so she calls me like 3 hours later on her break:

"Hello?" (I made it sound like my voice was trembling)
"Bri...."
"Hey mom... did you get a message earlier?"
"I sure did..."  (obviously enraged but holding back)
"Well then, there's probably something I should tell you..."
"Oh, REALLY?! WHAT COULD THAT BE?"
"Well.... you see.... today's april fool's day."
"     *~10 seconds of silence*      You're a fucking asshole"

She hung up on me and hasn't talked to me since.

HAHAHAHAHAHA that's fucking awesome. I was gonna go home early before my mom went to sleep and show her all my tattoos and pretend they were fakes only to show her the next day that they're real talk but then ended up doing other shit. Man, that's a brilliant April fools joke though hahah

[grimcity]

Oh fuck Briden, that's evil and awesome!

[kinky john]

This one needs a little backstory so if you don't care then just skip this post.

My phone's got speed dial on it, my mom is 5 (has been forever) and my girlfriend is 8. I just hit the number and then one shoulder button to text. So there's been a few times when I hit to text my mom instead of my girl. A few embarrassing slips but nothing major ever happened. The first time was almost a year ago. So I've been doing it intentionally every month or two to make it seem believable. (Yeah I was planning this for almost a year) Anyways, on the first I sent her this (pretending to send it to my gf):

Look babe, call me when you get out of class cuz we both need time to calm down. I will buy you another test, the one you took might have been a false positive or something.

Ends up my mom was at work when I sent it so she calls me like 3 hours later on her break:

"Hello?" (I made it sound like my voice was trembling)
"Bri...."
"Hey mom... did you get a message earlier?"
"I sure did..."  (obviously enraged but holding back)
"Well then, there's probably something I should tell you..."
"Oh, REALLY?! WHAT COULD THAT BE?"
"Well.... you see.... today's april fool's day."
"     *~10 seconds of silence*      You're a fucking asshole"

She hung up on me and hasn't talked to me since.

beautiful....

[police state]

i got my friends really good when i sent them a text saying:

I need to talk to you right away but my phones gonna die. call me at (number) ASAP. 

so then they call the number back thinking your in trouble or something and reach a gay local chatline.

[Bobbito]

If only this thread was started a week before April 1st