Wya Jkjhsn?

[Ripped Laces]

https://www.hachimachi.club/product/wya-jkjhsn

In all seriousness, wtf is jkjhsn?

[Pastasash]

He’s chillin in State College, PA prob

[FatGuy92]

https://www.hachimachi.club/product/wya-jkjhsn

In all seriousness, wtf is jkjhsn?

Jake isn’t on social media so a lot of people use #jkjhsn to tag him. He has an unofficial IG fan account called cultofjkjhsn too

[moonordie]

No shipping here 💔

[Atiba Applebum]

Last I saw him was in the post credits of Splinter

[Slappykrook]

Heard he’s fat and chopped now

[Ripped Laces]

No shipping here 💔

Unfortunately, this shitty administration has affected shipping internationally - tariffs, stricter regulations, etc. Friends of mine who operate brands have had to go through Distributors to sell their goods internationally - so if anyone knows anyone who wants to put a bulk order of HMC tees, lmk. Needless to say, I'd be incredibly psyched. 🫂

[Ripped Laces]

Happy to report that friends of friends shared this graphic with Jake, and he laughed his ass off. Hell yes.

True story: One time, I went to visit my friend at his house in upstate NY, and Jake was randomly there. I had never met him before, but he and his girlfriend said hi and introduced themselves. Hella nice of them. What followed was Jake randomly making us a vegetarian quiche from scratch and insisting that me and my girlfriend at the time sit down and enjoy a slice with them. That was legit the first time I met him, and I haven't seen him since. That was in 2014 or some shit.😂

[camel filters]

No idea where Jkjhsn is now but on the night of Feburary 16 2024 he was at a bar in Tempe Arizona for a slow impact event, opening a door for me while I held two beers exiting. I did not know until my friend pointed out that Jkjhsn just held the door for me.