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UFC Thread
« on: July 23, 2009, 02:12:04 PM »
With all the good fights commin up i thought there should be one for some fans.
i cant wait for 101 silva vs griffin is going to be ridiculous and then the new utlimate fighter in september with kimbo and the 4 football players is sooooooooooo crazy
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2009, 02:16:24 PM »
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 02:18:16 PM »
i fucking hate ufc
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2009, 02:25:10 PM »
dumbest load of Jock shit ever!
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what? where? why? huh?

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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2009, 04:09:52 PM »
I don't really follow it but a friend ordered UFC 100 for his birthday and we watched it while we were getting wasted and it was good entertainment. It'd be better if all the fighters weren't such shitbags, but what do you expect from something so barbaric.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2009, 04:26:25 PM »
hey, do any of yous guys got some sugar i can borrow? im making some cookies for the petersons bake sale and i'm 3 pinches short of a bakers dozen...
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2009, 04:30:24 PM »
i can't watch fights. i like boxing. but gnarly shit like this, and street fights on youtube or fights in person, it upsets me.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2009, 06:10:24 PM »
The whole MMA scene is really fucking lame, but I do like watching idiots beat the shit out of each other.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2009, 07:25:16 PM »
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2009, 08:14:25 PM »

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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2009, 06:04:35 AM »
wow i didnt realize this board was filled with such wimps.daaaaaaaamn!
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2009, 06:12:55 AM »
i dont mind watching a good fight but i hate all those tapout fags
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2009, 04:41:34 PM »
Quote from: dlx111 on July 24, 2009, 06:04:35 AM
wow i didnt realize this board was filled with such wimps.daaaaaaaamn!

well, wimpy read is wimpy do... right? that's how that saying goes innit?
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2009, 08:19:56 PM »
Quote from: dlx111 on July 24, 2009, 06:04:35 AM
wow i didnt realize this board was filled with such wimps.daaaaaaaamn!

oh what bro? did you call me a wimp? meet me in the octogon...
then we'll see which bro is the wimp. bro.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2009, 09:34:59 PM »
I went to a pro wrestling show tonight. It was like the cellar doors and half cabs of pro wrestling. I saw Bret Hart. He is disabled.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2009, 10:10:09 PM »
Ultimate FUCKING Chongos.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2009, 10:25:22 PM »
Quote from: brooklyn brawler on July 24, 2009, 09:34:59 PM
I saw Bret Hart. He is disabled.
Say it ain't so...
« Last Edit: July 24, 2009, 10:37:49 PM by Bruh Man »
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2009, 11:08:39 PM »
Well, not physically. He's all slow and depressive ever since his stroke. He was charging $25 for an autograph. It was really awkward.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2009, 11:48:57 PM »
Quote from: kilgore. on July 23, 2009, 04:30:24 PM
it upsets me.
You're a fucking sissy.

With that said, fuck ufc... Jock machismo bullshit.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2009, 02:10:45 AM »
Somebody just needs to step up and put a hurtin' on Brock Lesnar so everyone shuts up about him. I'd be all for Forrest goin' up in weight to take him on or Silva.
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2009, 03:23:52 AM »
Quote from: steezus_christ on July 24, 2009, 11:48:57 PM
Quote from: kilgore. on July 23, 2009, 04:30:24 PM
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it upsets me.
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You're a fucking sissy.

With that said, fuck ufc... Jock machismo bullshit.

LETS FUCKING GO!
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Quote from: Vov Vurnquist. on June 14, 2009, 08:22:10 PM
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2009, 05:07:13 AM »
Stone Cold would stunner any of these jocks straight into retirement.

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2009, 08:03:21 AM »
I'm going to the second pro wrestling show tonight. Ric Flair is gonna be there.



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Re: UFC Thread
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2009, 11:28:34 AM »
Quote from: brooklyn brawler on July 24, 2009, 11:08:39 PM
Well, not physically. He's all slow and depressive ever since his stroke. He was charging $25 for an autograph. It was really awkward.

it would be funny if you sat down next to him and charged $10 for a fake bret hart autograph

but i once saw jake the snake roberts get his dentures knocked out at a wrestling show at the local flea market
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