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Noisy Sex
« on: December 15, 2009, 05:26:31 PM »
Good enough to make national news in England today,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8413974.stm
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 05:31:47 PM »


great image
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 06:06:12 PM »
Must have sounded like a wildebeest being crushed in vice.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 06:20:45 PM »
are there attractive people in england?
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 06:26:40 PM »
Quote from: sven thorkel on December 15, 2009, 06:20:45 PM
are there attractive people in england?

apparently not in Newcastle
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 06:54:51 PM »
Quote from: sven thorkel on December 15, 2009, 06:20:45 PM
are there attractive people in england?

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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 07:12:07 PM »
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 07:23:14 PM »
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Does she do porn? Cause all I can find are more pictures.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 07:28:25 PM »
she's pretty much just a topless pinup model
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 07:33:02 PM »
just a topless pinup model??? dude her name is "Vikki Blows" I'll be damned if thats not a porn name
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 07:34:59 PM »
just a topless pinup model
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 07:41:03 PM »
Yup i'm damned
I'm just gonna shut up now
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2009, 08:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Boston. on December 15, 2009, 07:12:07 PM
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I want yogurt covered raisins after looking at that last picture.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM »
I wanted yogurt covered raisins before the last picture
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2009, 10:24:41 PM »
I thought they were lima beans.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2009, 11:53:11 PM »
nah those are ecstacy pills to entice the fiends
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2009, 01:53:54 AM »
they're cum flavored jelly bellies.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2009, 02:32:10 AM »
"unnatural"
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2009, 10:40:33 AM »
I like noisy sex. I can't even come unless there is something wild happening. Swearing, dirty talk, screaming, hitting, biting, all that shit. If that ain't goin down, then my boner is useless.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2009, 12:23:06 PM »
Oh she could get it.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2009, 02:46:51 PM »
"if im not bleeding, that wasnt proper breeding"
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2009, 03:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Watson on December 31, 2009, 10:40:33 AM
I like noisy sex. I can't even come unless there is something wild happening. Swearing, dirty talk, screaming, hitting, biting, all that shit. If that ain't goin down, then my boner is useless.
I think this might be my problem. I'll fucking get soft mid-way and I have absolutely no idea why. I ain't cheating, I don't feel guilty, the girl is hot, and I want to fuck her. I do like a girl to get some moaning going, but maybe I need to make a ruckus as well.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2009, 03:13:29 PM »
Quote from: Watson on December 31, 2009, 10:40:33 AM
I like noisy sex. I can't even come unless there is something wild happening. Swearing, dirty talk, screaming, hitting, biting, all that shit. If that ain't goin down, then my boner is useless.

Exact same for me, if there are scratches on my back then it was a solid night. But just straight sex like all quiet and humping I will never finish.
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2010, 09:55:58 AM »
Quote from: lem on December 31, 2009, 03:05:48 PM
Quote from: Watson on December 31, 2009, 10:40:33 AM
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I like noisy sex. I can't even come unless there is something wild happening. Swearing, dirty talk, screaming, hitting, biting, all that shit. If that ain't goin down, then my boner is useless.
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I think this might be my problem. I'll fucking get soft mid-way and I have absolutely no idea why. I ain't cheating, I don't feel guilty, the girl is hot, and I want to fuck her. I do like a girl to get some moaning going, but maybe I need to make a ruckus as well.

lem for president!
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Re: Noisy Sex
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2010, 10:55:28 AM »
Quote from: starvingrobot on January 02, 2010, 09:55:58 AM
Quote from: lem on December 31, 2009, 03:05:48 PM
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I like noisy sex. I can't even come unless there is something wild happening. Swearing, dirty talk, screaming, hitting, biting, all that shit. If that ain't goin down, then my boner is useless.
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I think this might be my problem. I'll fucking get soft mid-way and I have absolutely no idea why. I ain't cheating, I don't feel guilty, the girl is hot, and I want to fuck her. I do like a girl to get some moaning going, but maybe I need to make a ruckus as well.
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lem for president!
I've actually had this problem, and yes, the solution was to do something freaky. I think it was because of all the internet porn I watched, and it is probably your problem too.
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