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simpsons fans are usually the worlds biggest dork mongers. i used to fuck this girl with hella thick glasses in her room and she had the whole damn series on dvd from china.
you're admitting you fucked an ugly she-nerd while trying to make someone else look bad ?
what happened man, you used to be cool... (not really, but if you watched the simpsons, you'd know what I'm talking about)
never said i was cool dude. maybe illest fuckin rapper alive, but never cool. man i aint popular worth shit i never fucked any girls til i was like 19. i fucked the shit out of that girl on the daily though. she was awesome but she always got sooo drunk and it got annoying. i jizzed on her everything man, anything that could be jizzed on, it got nutted on. but she was super down, fuck, she was even crumblier than i was man! i miss her.
i just got angry when i saw that simpsons thing. i lashed out. i apologize there was no need for that hatred. its just there was these douche piles that went to my high school that always said "Boo-urns" and shit, and "what the deuce?" and all this played out shit, that shit drove me up the fucking wall. nerds.