Oh hardly...
Some half Rob Halford, half Jesse james would-be kid-fucker running amuck in Saskatoon doesn't rank high on the list of things that haunt me in my sleep. This is the most common pedo"bear" there is. The fool gets cocky, thinks he's seamlessly infiltrated and integrated into a sub-culture by learning how to roll around on a skateboard, and no doubt, his next step is to thrash some public pre-teen pole jams. He doesn't even have the common sense to use his Dell to do the dirty work. He's out in the open thinking with his Prince Alberted cock, and in the meantime, being put under heavy surveillance by the other older skaters, who are wise to his ways. He won't get three quarters of an inch into a lil' sk8'er bung-doughnut before my team, or another like it tackles him to the tranny and makes him bite the coping.
I'm Chris Hansen
Topic: Chris Hanson's Worst Nightmare (Read 1678 times)