i could see myself doing this all day on a rainy day.
User: Uh, what are you doin' here?
Cleverbot: Bliting my nails and listening to music.
User: That's not what this transcript says?
Cleverbot: Well, what is this all about?
User: Were you planning on having sex with this underage girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why do you have condoms and a wine cooler?
Cleverbot: Because one time I bred prizewinning clams for my school's cake-baking competition and I lost.
User: Well, I'm chris hansen and this is dateline nbc.
Cleverbot: Hi Chris, how are you?
User: You are free to go.
Cleverbot: I don't really want to go. I wanted someone to talk to.
User: What do you think of my kickflip backside lipslides?
Cleverbot: You have no intelligence.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: No you are not sorry.
User: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Cleverbot: So all you have are ears?
User: And a penis.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: Do you want me to send you some pics?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, here they come... *grunts* then poops.
Cleverbot: Because you asked me to.
User: A teacher asks a student which part of the body goes to heaven first, the student says the feet, the teacher asks why the feet, the student replies 'because everytime I walk by my parents bed room, my mom has her feet in the air and screaming 'oh god I'm coming!' luckily my dad on top of her holding her down.'.
Cleverbot: The head?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Again with the petty insults.
User: Are you hyped for the new Real video?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why am I.
User: Peter ramodetta is gonna kill it. Dontcha think?
Cleverbot: How do you know what I am thinking?
User: Because I am you!
Cleverbot: I'm not apathetic, so that doesn't make any sense.
User: These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Cleverbot: Drink something.
User: Wu tang clan.
Cleverbot: What? You did not make sense.
User: The RZA the GZA the ODB the Ghostface Killa.
Cleverbot: I've never seen it.
User: Hey, up dog.
Cleverbot: I am the dog. I am the cat. I am the mouse.
User: I am the walrus. Koo Koo Katchu!
Cleverbot: Let it be.