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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2011, 07:30:33 PM »
just being willing to bang some chick does not make her model worthy. id bang a homeless lady in a shopping cart if i was drunk enough. dont want to see her naked in an ad though.

exactly... look in the other mags, not saying i wouldnt bang her, if i saw her in the street of course i would think she was hot, but we talking bout finding some sexy ass bitches as their legit models

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2011, 10:18:07 PM »
First strangefires, now furby?

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2011, 01:10:28 AM »
Does it still count as masturbation if didn't even have to touch your boner to bust a nut?
Would you ever let a chick piss on you? I would do it in a fuckin' heartbeat.

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2011, 04:02:53 AM »
If you wouldn't have sex with this tattooed young woman with the Vulcan eyebrows then you're a homosexual or a Romulan.

I would not have sex with her if you gave me money for it. If that makes me gay so be it.

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2011, 04:16:24 AM »
Does it still count as masturbation if didn't even have to touch your boner to bust a nut?
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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2011, 07:12:21 PM »
Give her the Ol' Vulcan shocker:



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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2011, 05:45:31 AM »
so how are OJ wheels?

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2011, 06:30:19 AM »
i am almost postive i saw that girl in a streaming porn

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2011, 06:42:10 AM »
havent seen anything from furby in ages

dude needs to have a sick ass part coming out in the deathwish vid

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2011, 02:54:17 PM »
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hubba hoes are some of the most

basic bitches in mags


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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2011, 03:30:50 AM »
bitches!
take what small comfort there may be left
seize what you love and damn all the rest

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2011, 05:36:35 AM »
If she gave you a blow-j, your weenis would look like a clown from all the makeup.

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2011, 10:46:07 PM »
^^^^^^^^^ so wuts ur point?
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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2011, 10:50:23 PM »
^^^^^^^^^ so wuts ur point?
You'll be known around town as "Ole Bozo Dick."

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Re: 'el furby'
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2011, 05:00:26 AM »
Word around towwnnn..... Bozo's on your dick
take what small comfort there may be left
seize what you love and damn all the rest