Author Topic: Piss while skating? (Read 1253 times)

Jamie · « **on:** March 29, 2012, 05:11:08 PM »

Have you ever taken a piss while riding on your board? I did down my street.. I thought it was empty but some dude caught me.

Jamie · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:24:03 PM »

Haha thanks Man.

pancake man · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:26:06 PM »

Nah son, always afraid I'm either gonna piss on my grip tape or hit a crack and road rash my dick

Jamie · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:36:51 PM »

Hah, you got me there. Never thought about that happenin.

filter · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2012, 06:54:58 PM »

i did actually. i was pretty drunk and had to go really bad and just did it without thinking. naturally i got it all over my pants and griptape, wouldn't recommend it

SteamyRayVaughan · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2012, 07:09:08 PM »

have yet to but in the right circumstances i'll get my r-kelly on... maybe the next parking garage sesh

chockfullofthat · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2012, 07:36:42 PM »

One time I got poopy on my board. It came from my shoe and it was on my grip tape for awhile. Pic unrelated.

swllbo · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2012, 09:59:32 PM »

One of my friends took a piss while bombing this semi-gnarly hill when we were kids. He didn't zip up until we hit the botttom. Of course some little old lady pruning her roses happened to witness it, and called the cops.

ChuckD · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2012, 10:14:30 PM »

I was riding my bike home from a bar wasted and attempted to pee forgot my hipsterness of having a fix gear and peed all over my right leg every time it came up from a pedal. I quickly realized what I was doing and stopped to finish and then threw up... Man I miss college.

Pike St · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2012, 10:17:55 PM »

I went to go take a piss, and then my friends skated into the bathroom to the urinal and didn't get off their boards, pissed, and then continued skating out the bathroom. I don't remember where we were, at some park or school or something on the weekend with one of those big bathrooms you could skate in.

Cadillac Ranch Dressing · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2012, 10:46:14 PM »

I piss on ledges instead of waxing them. Pretty much ensures I'll be the only one doing bangers that day.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:06:52 AM »

Did it often skating home down hills while drunk. Often got my right leg, but left pretty awesome marks on the street.

daddy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:13:57 AM »

I can only do it riding fakie.

layzieyez · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:19:18 AM »

I did while skating behind a sporting goods store at night. I pushed as hard as I could and let it rip like I was setting a world record. I've also pissed standing up in the passenger window of friends car on the University of Georgia campus in broad daylight near the Tate Center (where the campus police station is located). He didn't want to pull over so I made do with with the situation I was handed. In both incidences, I didn't get any piss on myself.

Jamie · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2012, 07:29:48 AM »

Quote from: HATE! on March 29, 2012, 06:10:15 PM

Quote from: Jamie on March 29, 2012, 05:24:03 PM
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Haha thanks Man.
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It wasn't exactly a compliment.? Plus you made it two threads.? That's dumb.? You know that.

Diden't mean to, thought this one ( the first one ) Diden't get posted.

pizzafliptofakie · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:40:36 AM »

Quote from: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on March 29, 2012, 10:46:14 PM

I piss on ledges instead of waxing them. Pretty much ensures I'll be the only one doing bangers that day.

I genuinely burst into a heartfelt chuckle.

Patey · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:12:56 PM »

sometimes i just leave my dick hangin out my pants while im at the park and just piss always

PFIASB. · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:38:23 PM »

anyone think it's a coincidience that both "jamie" and "queer" are 5 letter words

j....soy..... · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:11:21 PM »

Pretty sure the conge did it while in axel stall.....

toque · « **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2012, 12:15:13 AM »

It's been a while, but I used to do this all the time. On the way home at night push as fast as you can on your cruiser and then start peeing and see if you can finish before you stop. Otherwise you get the awkward push-pee thing going. It is true that it leaves cool 60 foot long piss marks.

raunchyrick · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2012, 09:53:18 AM »

one time i was riding a bitch and i peed on her.

Gnarwhal · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2012, 11:30:23 AM »

r kelly style?

Facehead · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2012, 11:36:31 AM »

One time I was chillin at a bar with a good buddy I hadn't seen in a while. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, he just, while still sitting on the bar stool, takes a piss at/on the bar.

Good way not to lose your stool.

Still fills me with gigglewaffles just to think of it.

Author Topic: Piss while skating? (Read 1253 times)

Pike St