I went to this sushi place in Marlton, NJ once. It's 16 bucks, byob (liquor store across the street), and it's made to order all you can eat sushi. I went with my boss and one of the bartenders from my work, we put away over 5 huge plates of all kinds of sushi and sashimi. Honestly it was the most food I've ever eaten, and I thought I was going to shit myself on the drive home. My boss puked in the parking lot. I laid in bed that night proud and disgusted.
"is that a dragon roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?"