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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2013, 09:04:38 PM »
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pederast or pedophile ?
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I'm glad I am not the only one that picked up on that. If you are going to use fancy words make sure you use the right fancy word.


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Technically neither. Pedophile refers to an attraction to pre-pubescent children.
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Yeah, but he didn't use "pedophile". He used "pederast", which specifically refers to fucking little boys.
I know, but pederast was funnier to me.

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If there's grass on the field play ball
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In Australia the saying goes "Grass on the wicket, lets play cricket".
And I witnessed a very similar situation involving a very young little "female skateboarding enthusiast" and a van containing Reynolds, Mariano, Gershon, Mike York and whoever else was on that whacked out tour.
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Hahaha, Heath, Ryan Wilburn, Jeron Wilson and Mullen.





8:20 for tits.
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Yep, thats her. Wild. Slap is incredible, that didnt take long at all.
I don't think that was it.

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2013, 09:08:53 PM »
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pederast or pedophile ?
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I'm glad I am not the only one that picked up on that. If you are going to use fancy words make sure you use the right fancy word.


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Technically neither. Pedophile refers to an attraction to pre-pubescent children.
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Yeah, but he didn't use "pedophile". He used "pederast", which specifically refers to fucking little boys.
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I know, but pederast was funnier to me.

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If there's grass on the field play ball
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In Australia the saying goes "Grass on the wicket, lets play cricket".
And I witnessed a very similar situation involving a very young little "female skateboarding enthusiast" and a van containing Reynolds, Mariano, Gershon, Mike York and whoever else was on that whacked out tour.
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Hahaha, Heath, Ryan Wilburn, Jeron Wilson and Mullen.





8:20 for tits.
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Yep, thats her. Wild. Slap is incredible, that didnt take long at all.
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I don't think that was it.

Yeah it is mate, I was there. Same little asian bird, she left in the van with them too.

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2013, 09:55:00 PM »
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Yep, thats her. Wild. Slap is incredible, that didnt take long at all.
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I don't think that was it.
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Yeah it is mate, I was there. Same little asian bird, she left in the van with them too.

AH EXCELLENT help us get to the bottom of this!  WHO IS PEDO

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2013, 10:32:21 PM »
asian bitch was sexy.  probably got gangbanged
Bitch I'm 'bout it 'bout it

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2013, 07:40:40 AM »
Lee Dupont uses his Instagram to make rape jokes about Adrian Lopez at an almost constant rate.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2013, 11:57:29 AM »
Lee Dupont uses his Instagram to make rape jokes about Adrian Lopez at an almost constant rate.

qft

im sure she got rag tagged...


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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2013, 01:42:21 PM »
Lee Dupont uses his Instagram to make rape jokes about Adrian Lopez at an almost constant rate.
about raping Adrian Lopez or Adrian Lopez being a rapist?
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2013, 02:42:42 AM »
Is it considered statutory rape if he is a full grown adult but is the size of a child?
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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2013, 11:28:33 AM »
Just gonna mention that in Canada the age of consent is 16, and it was changed to 16 from 14 within the last 10 years.  So fair game.

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2013, 12:10:59 PM »
Just gonna mention that in Canada the age of consent is 16, and it was changed to 16 from 14 within the last 10 years.  So fair game.
Heroin is legal in portugal, but that doesn't you should go to portugal and do a bunch of heroin.

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2013, 12:28:14 PM »
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If there's grass on the field play ball
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In Australia the saying goes "Grass on the wicket, lets play cricket".
And I witnessed a very similar situation involving a very young little "female skateboarding enthusiast" and a van containing Reynolds, Mariano, Gershon, Mike York and whoever else was on that whacked out tour.
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Heath, Ryan Wilburn, Jeron Wilson and Mullen were there.



Towards the end.

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2013, 02:51:19 PM »
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Just gonna mention that in Canada the age of consent is 16, and it was changed to 16 from 14 within the last 10 years.  So fair game.
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Heroin is legal in portugal, but that doesn't you should go to portugal and do a bunch of heroin.

Actually that's exactly what it means

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2013, 10:51:50 AM »

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2013, 03:01:51 PM »
8 year-olds, dude.
That's just like.. your opinion... man.

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2013, 06:13:38 AM »
I'm guessing trainwreck
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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2013, 07:22:38 AM »
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pederast or pedophile ?
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I'm glad I am not the only one that picked up on that. If you are going to use fancy words make sure you use the right fancy word.


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Technically neither. Pedophile refers to an attraction to pre-pubescent children.
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Yeah, but he didn't use "pedophile". He used "pederast", which specifically refers to fucking little boys.
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I know, but pederast was funnier to me.

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If there's grass on the field play ball
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In Australia the saying goes "Grass on the wicket, lets play cricket".
And I witnessed a very similar situation involving a very young little "female skateboarding enthusiast" and a van containing Reynolds, Mariano, Gershon, Mike York and whoever else was on that whacked out tour.
[close]

Hahaha, Heath, Ryan Wilburn, Jeron Wilson and Mullen.





8:20 for tits.
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Yep, thats her. Wild. Slap is incredible, that didnt take long at all.
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I don't think that was it.
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Yeah it is mate, I was there. Same little asian bird, she left in the van with them too.

The best part is Rodney Mullen's surprised face randomly popping up right after the asian tits.
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2013, 08:07:43 AM »
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pederast or pedophile ?
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I'm glad I am not the only one that picked up on that. If you are going to use fancy words make sure you use the right fancy word.


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Technically neither. Pedophile refers to an attraction to pre-pubescent children.
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Yeah, but he didn't use "pedophile". He used "pederast", which specifically refers to fucking little boys.
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I know, but pederast was funnier to me.

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If there's grass on the field play ball
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In Australia the saying goes "Grass on the wicket, lets play cricket".
And I witnessed a very similar situation involving a very young little "female skateboarding enthusiast" and a van containing Reynolds, Mariano, Gershon, Mike York and whoever else was on that whacked out tour.
[close]

Hahaha, Heath, Ryan Wilburn, Jeron Wilson and Mullen.





8:20 for tits.
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Yep, thats her. Wild. Slap is incredible, that didnt take long at all.
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I don't think that was it.
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Yeah it is mate, I was there. Same little asian bird, she left in the van with them too.

No that may have been a separate incident but most the pros mentioned weren't there in that video and also that's in Australia and the article Ed wrote was in reference to Canada

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2013, 10:12:21 AM »
And I witnessed a very similar situation involving a very young little "female skateboarding enthusiast" and a van containing Reynolds, Mariano, Gershon, Mike York and whoever else was on that whacked out tour.

two different stories
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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2013, 01:03:37 PM »
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pederast or pedophile ?
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I'm glad I am not the only one that picked up on that. If you are going to use fancy words make sure you use the right fancy word.


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Technically neither. Pedophile refers to an attraction to pre-pubescent children.
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Yeah, but he didn't use "pedophile". He used "pederast", which specifically refers to fucking little boys.
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I know, but pederast was funnier to me.

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If there's grass on the field play ball
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In Australia the saying goes "Grass on the wicket, lets play cricket".
And I witnessed a very similar situation involving a very young little "female skateboarding enthusiast" and a van containing Reynolds, Mariano, Gershon, Mike York and whoever else was on that whacked out tour.
[close]

Hahaha, Heath, Ryan Wilburn, Jeron Wilson and Mullen.





8:20 for tits.
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Yep, thats her. Wild. Slap is incredible, that didnt take long at all.
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I don't think that was it.
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Yeah it is mate, I was there. Same little asian bird, she left in the van with them too.
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No that may have been a separate incident but most the pros mentioned weren't there in that video and also that's in Australia and the article Ed wrote was in reference to Canada
My thoughts exactly.

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2013, 01:29:09 PM »
just a hunch, but i'm sure it's not an isolated incident.

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Re: One of the following skateboarders might be a pederast
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2013, 01:37:53 PM »
Ah this reminds me of the good ol days when I still thought smoking weed and getting hand jobs was exciting instead of breakfast and foreplay. A great time to be 12 and skateboarding.

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