Who on here has been tased?

[mr cheese]

i never have what about you?

[Jim]

this is the funnest part i've seen in a long time

[ChronicBluntSlider]

that was rad. and aren't they called something else when they don't have the wire that shoots out? if not, yes.

[Merked]

this is the funnest part i've seen in a long time

[NergTurtleson]

I've been tased. You dudes should try it.

[Gnarfunkell]

Thoroughly enjoyed that.

[vans man]

All your muscles kinda freak out for a second and you can't move, it happens so quick though you don't really understand what just happened. My homies mom bought him a taser for Christmas 2011 and we had some crazy parties at his house with lots of pong and a taser, finally one day someone tasted themself on accident and dropped it down the stairs... It broke and we were bummed

[Brick]

That was siiick

[floop]

i was tased when i was about 15.  not by a cop buy by some older asshole kid who somehow had one (probably his dad was a cop or something)

i was 15 a long time ago so tasing technology has probably changed.  i was playing a video game at an arcade and this dick head and his friend, didn't even know either of them, came behind me and tased me in the back of the neck.  it felt like getting hit with a 2x4.  i hit the floor.  they laughed.  i was pissed, and shocked (literally)

i still wish i could find that guy

[SkateViolence]

super fun part! and that manual on that crazy angled ledge was insane.

[MuchasGracias]

super fun part! and that manual on that crazy angled ledge was insane.

Hell yeah, and the music goes with it.

[anblue]

part was super dope

ive never been tased, but on the last day of in my criminal justice class in high school we got to see our teacher get tased by the school cop and they broadcasted it on the school news.  The teacher was also the baseball coach so he was a pretty solidly built dude but as soon as those little plungers hit him he slammed so hard straight on his face, needless to say watching a 250lb man fall to the ground like that was enough for me to never want to be tased

[Seamus_McShamebag]

i was tased when i was about 15.  not by a cop buy by some older asshole kid who somehow had one (probably his dad was a cop or something)

i was 15 a long time ago so tasing technology has probably changed.  i was playing a video game at an arcade and this dick head and his friend, didn't even know either of them, came behind me and tased me in the back of the neck.  it felt like getting hit with a 2x4.  i hit the floor.  they laughed.  i was pissed, and shocked (literally)

i still wish i could find that guy

I apologize for how much I laughed at this but "getting tazed while playing an arcade game" is pretty fucking strange and makes for a fairly entertaining mental image.

Reminds me of the time that I got maced in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese.  Granted I was 26 and naked from the waist down but I feel your pain brother.

[Patey]

the full vics market video is amazing

[GAY]

i was tased when i was about 15.  not by a cop buy by some older asshole kid who somehow had one (probably his dad was a cop or something)

i was 15 a long time ago so tasing technology has probably changed.  i was playing a video game at an arcade and this dick head and his friend, didn't even know either of them, came behind me and tased me in the back of the neck.  it felt like getting hit with a 2x4.  i hit the floor.  they laughed.  i was pissed, and shocked (literally)

i still wish i could find that guy

Reading that, I hate him too. If you ever find him and need help kicking and/or raping his ass I'll lend a hand or penis, whatever the case calls for.

Was thinking...would have been cool if the electricity went through your fingers and into the game and then you got warped into it and had to fight your way out of the land of video games with a frisbee.

[krookedjuice]

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i was tased when i was about 15.  not by a cop buy by some older asshole kid who somehow had one (probably his dad was a cop or something)

i was 15 a long time ago so tasing technology has probably changed.  i was playing a video game at an arcade and this dick head and his friend, didn't even know either of them, came behind me and tased me in the back of the neck.  it felt like getting hit with a 2x4.  i hit the floor.  they laughed.  i was pissed, and shocked (literally)

i still wish i could find that guy

[close]

I apologize for how much I laughed at this but "getting tazed while playing an arcade game" is pretty fucking strange and makes for a fairly entertaining mental image.

Reminds me of the time that I got maced in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese.  Granted I was 26 and naked from the waist down but I feel your pain brother.

[close]

Come on , tell the story.  This type shit will be SLAP's redemption from mediocrity. 

How drunk were you?

Please do tell the story.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

part was super dope

ive never been tased, but on the last day of in my criminal justice class in high school we got to see our teacher get tased by the school cop and they broadcasted it on the school news.  The teacher was also the baseball coach so he was a pretty solidly built dude but as soon as those little plungers hit him he slammed so hard straight on his face, needless to say watching a 250lb man fall to the ground like that was enough for me to never want to be tased

Why did he get tazed? Please tell me he took an argument with a teenaged ump too seriously.

[HRPoodersmith]

Getting tased isn't that bad!  It's best by the upper thigh area, a LITTLE EXCITING YES

[Lordata]

Some kids got cow tasered at my local park for initiation the year I was becoming a freshman. The dude left me off easy because he thought I was a good enough skater and only hit me with his board twice in the ass instead of three times. Haha. I heard the kids who got the cow taser were pretty pissed included their parents.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

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i was tased when i was about 15.  not by a cop buy by some older asshole kid who somehow had one (probably his dad was a cop or something)

i was 15 a long time ago so tasing technology has probably changed.  i was playing a video game at an arcade and this dick head and his friend, didn't even know either of them, came behind me and tased me in the back of the neck.  it felt like getting hit with a 2x4.  i hit the floor.  they laughed.  i was pissed, and shocked (literally)

i still wish i could find that guy

[close]

I apologize for how much I laughed at this but "getting tazed while playing an arcade game" is pretty fucking strange and makes for a fairly entertaining mental image.

Reminds me of the time that I got maced in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese.  Granted I was 26 and naked from the waist down but I feel your pain brother.

[close]

Come on , tell the story.  This type shit will be SLAP's redemption from mediocrity. 

How drunk were you?

No story, I was just performing my rendition of the "Coch Ness Monster"*....



*For the record, I was joking.

[Merked]

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i was tased when i was about 15.  not by a cop buy by some older asshole kid who somehow had one (probably his dad was a cop or something)

i was 15 a long time ago so tasing technology has probably changed.  i was playing a video game at an arcade and this dick head and his friend, didn't even know either of them, came behind me and tased me in the back of the neck.  it felt like getting hit with a 2x4.  i hit the floor.  they laughed.  i was pissed, and shocked (literally)

i still wish i could find that guy

[close]

I apologize for how much I laughed at this but "getting tazed while playing an arcade game" is pretty fucking strange and makes for a fairly entertaining mental image.

Reminds me of the time that I got maced in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese.  Granted I was 26 and naked from the waist down but I feel your pain brother.

[close]

Come on , tell the story.  This type shit will be SLAP's redemption from mediocrity. 

How drunk were you?

[close]

No story, I was just performing my rendition of the "Coch Ness Monster"*....



*For the record, I was joking.

Bahahaha YES!

[Random Matt]

I was sitting the bar with a friend, not really paying attention, and she says "Did you notice all the cops that came in?"  I look to the rear entrance and see 6 cops asking people for their ID.  I turn my head to the front entrance and see 6 more cops talking to a guy sitting around the bend of the bar.  He's blowing them off, pretty much telling them to fuck off.  He stands up and tries to shoulder through them.  Then I heard zap and he falls to his knees and they drag him out of there.  One of the cops came back in to grab the guys cigarettes and his hat which fell off when they tased him.  The cop says to the bartender, "Funny thing is he's not the guy we were looking for, but he was being such a prick we had to arrest him."

[anblue]

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part was super dope

ive never been tased, but on the last day of in my criminal justice class in high school we got to see our teacher get tased by the school cop and they broadcasted it on the school news.  The teacher was also the baseball coach so he was a pretty solidly built dude but as soon as those little plungers hit him he slammed so hard straight on his face, needless to say watching a 250lb man fall to the ground like that was enough for me to never want to be tased

[close]

Why did he get tazed? Please tell me he took an argument with a teenaged ump too seriously.

hahaha that would have been great but he was volunteered by a bunch of students and not told, then lured to where it was gonna happen where he didnt have the choice of backing out

[floop]

I was sitting the bar with a friend, not really paying attention, and she says "Did you notice all the cops that came in?"  I look to the rear entrance and see 6 cops asking people for their ID.  I turn my head to the front entrance and see 6 more cops talking to a guy sitting around the bend of the bar.  He's blowing them off, pretty much telling them to fuck off.  He stands up and tries to shoulder through them.  Then I heard zap and he falls to his knees and they drag him out of there.  One of the cops came back in to grab the guys cigarettes and his hat which fell off when they tased him.  The cop says to the bartender, "Funny thing is he's not the guy we were looking for, but he was being such a prick we had to arrest him."

that's real funny cop.  i'm sure those cops didn't instigate anything

[Jackburton]

This hot girl took it like a champ, although its not as powerful as the police one.  Check out 1:55 countdown.

[Pete]

GOT TASED ONCE OR TWICE IT WAS LIGHT THE BOY WAS BACK ON HIS FEET IN NO TIME FREE MAX B

[floop]

This hot girl took it like a champ, although its not as powerful as the police one.  Check out 1:55 countdown.

wow, she takes it like a champ