Author Topic: Witches (Read 2491 times)

johnes · « **Reply #30 on:** May 10, 2020, 09:42:13 AM »

The chilling tales of Sabrina on Netflix is an epic show. And also helped pushed me into the meme satanism

Zephyr-Cum · « **Reply #31 on:** May 10, 2020, 12:16:49 PM »

Quote from: September_Snow on May 10, 2020, 08:38:39 AM

Growing up I was always warned about brujeria, other than that the only witch I know of is Blair

I don't know what people have against vats of boiling limbs... Plus, they have the best coke. It has the added boost of that tortured soul juju.

Banned from the room · « **Reply #32 on:** May 11, 2020, 05:49:13 AM »

My aunt Aileen is a witch. She tried to get me to help her pass on bad shit to others. I refused to play with her rocks lol.

We are related to Abigail Williams or some shit. I think that sucks and I hate when people say this.

She was the ultimate G CODE breaker in the history of Salem.

My personal spiritual believe is we are a sickness. Corana is the latest cosmic chemotherapy because everything is infinitely small

Bata · « **Reply #33 on:** May 12, 2020, 08:54:49 AM »

bunch of retards if you ask me. Probably can't even spell book or spell cast

Mog · « **Reply #34 on:** May 12, 2020, 09:18:10 AM »

Quote from: Bata on May 12, 2020, 08:54:49 AM

bunch of retards if you ask me. Probably can't even spell book or spell cast

Oh I bet they can but at what cost is the question?

EdLawndale · « **Reply #35 on:** May 12, 2020, 08:32:13 PM »

Quote from: Banned from the room on May 11, 2020, 05:49:13 AM

My aunt Aileen is a witch. She tried to get me to help her pass on bad shit to others. I refused to play with her rocks lol.

We are related to Abigail Williams or some shit. I think that sucks and I hate when people say this.

She was the ultimate G CODE breaker in the history of Salem.

My personal spiritual believe is we are a sickness. Corana is the latest cosmic chemotherapy because everything is infinitely small

That's heavy. So you're related to an infamous witch?

Banned from the room · « **Reply #36 on:** May 12, 2020, 09:26:09 PM »

Quote from: EdLawndale on May 12, 2020, 08:32:13 PM

Quote from: Banned from the room on May 11, 2020, 05:49:13 AM
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My aunt Aileen is a witch. She tried to get me to help her pass on bad shit to others. I refused to play with her rocks lol.

We are related to Abigail Williams or some shit. I think that sucks and I hate when people say this.

She was the ultimate G CODE breaker in the history of Salem.

My personal spiritual believe is we are a sickness. Corana is the latest cosmic chemotherapy because everything is infinitely small
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That's heavy. So you're related to an infamous witch?

No an accuser I'm pretty sure not a witch.

My aunt isn't famous she's insane.

Krile · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2020, 05:19:42 AM »

they r spooky

johnes · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2020, 05:22:00 AM »

Here is a simple spell for everyone:

Write the name of someone you want to have misfortune, on a piece of toilet paper.
Take a shit and wipe your ass with that TP and flush.
Spell complete.
Please do not write my name.

Krile · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2020, 05:23:29 AM »

what happens if that person wants misfortune?

4LOM · « **Reply #40 on:** May 13, 2020, 01:46:23 PM »

Quote from: Krile on May 13, 2020, 05:23:29 AM

what happens if that person wants misfortune?

They confused.

To want misfortune is to want to be worse off
To get what you want is to be made better off
So, to want to be worse off is to want to be better off

EdLawndale · « **Reply #41 on:** May 13, 2020, 11:20:24 PM »

Quote from: johnes on May 13, 2020, 05:22:00 AM

Here is a simple spell for everyone:

Write the name of someone you want to have misfortune, on a piece of toilet paper.
Take a shit and wipe your ass with that TP and flush.
Spell complete.
Please do not write my name.

I don't think I want ink in my behind area...

Krile · « **Reply #42 on:** May 14, 2020, 04:35:39 AM »

Quote from: 4LOM on May 13, 2020, 01:46:23 PM

Quote from: Krile on May 13, 2020, 05:23:29 AM
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what happens if that person wants misfortune?
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They confused.

To want misfortune is to want to be worse off
To get what you want is to be made better off
So, to want to be worse off is to want to be better off

what

johnes · « **Reply #43 on:** May 14, 2020, 06:38:35 AM »

Quote from: Krile on May 13, 2020, 05:23:29 AM

what happens if that person wants misfortune?

Then you’ve done your good deed for the day, you can be happy that you have made a difference in the world.

Frank · « **Reply #44 on:** May 14, 2020, 11:48:31 PM »

Quote from: Krile on May 14, 2020, 04:35:39 AM

Quote from: 4LOM on May 13, 2020, 01:46:23 PM
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Quote from: Krile on May 13, 2020, 05:23:29 AM
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what happens if that person wants misfortune?
[close]

They confused.

To want misfortune is to want to be worse off
To get what you want is to be made better off
So, to want to be worse off is to want to be better off
[close]

what

that is correct

4LOM · « **Reply #45 on:** May 15, 2020, 04:34:40 AM »

If a person thinks the impossible is possible, they are confused
The person who wants misfortune is a person who thinks the impossible is possible*
So, the person who wants misfortune is confused

*its impossible to want misfortune
since if a person gets what they want, they are fortunate
So, if a person wants misfortune and they get it, they are fortunate not misfortunate

Basically, if your life is shitty, just want a shitty life, and, like magic, your shitty life is a great life, since unlike most people, you’re getting exactly what you want

Krile · « **Reply #46 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:14:44 AM »

i mean i know that

Krile · « **Reply #47 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:15:42 AM »

EdLawndale · « **Reply #48 on:** May 19, 2020, 10:59:21 PM »

I thought the end of "The Blair Witch Project" when homey is in the corner of the room was scary as fuck and made the whole shitshow worth it.

Zephyr-Cum · « **Reply #49 on:** May 20, 2020, 12:32:53 AM »

So striking was the image 20 years later it would be a thumbnail of a youtube video. What is youtube, you ask? Well, it all started some time around 2006...

EdLawndale · « **Reply #50 on:** May 29, 2024, 01:28:08 AM »

Idk how this didn't hit my witch-radar and got past me...but has anyone here played Witchpunk? Where you play as a skateboarding witch who fights against corporate entities to save Halloween? Looks pretty fun actually...

RoaryMcTwang · « **Reply #51 on:** May 29, 2024, 02:34:34 AM »

The Witches and Watches threads are now right next to each other. What is the universe trying to tell us?

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #52 on:** May 29, 2024, 04:05:58 AM »

Quote from: RoaryMcTwang on May 29, 2024, 02:34:34 AM

The Witches and Watches threads are now right next to each other. What is the universe trying to tell us?

hahahaha, I was like, “dope, someone else posted in the watches thread … oh wait!”
What watch would a witch wear?