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how to get pussy the real facts
« on: October 29, 2016, 09:40:42 AM »
How to get pussy real facts

1. Don't look Ug like a weirdo when you get drunk
And don't get to drunk let them get more drunk then you and just chill back and be cool with them as there getting drunk
and faded

2. Know when the chick is not gonna put out and walk away from them if its not happening some chicks will put out
On the fact that there losing you and will put out and give u like a blowjob and sex ? to get your attention back
Be on your toes and on point to this it will work no joke

3. Know if there's a opening in the sense of they have a open bond with one of there girl friends
In the sense of a 3 way in the mix vibes or if they have a chick friend that will bang you just to get back at them for something
Those bitches with rock your world to fuck over a friend the girl your with for so dumb shit they did and will grab you
And suck you you behind a trashcan or restroom and take you home and rock your world and then throw you away but its a fun fuck
Those hoes are out they mind no joke but there's drama involved

4. Always beware of the random chick on the street walking that's like saying hi and flirting on jock of you hungry for some cock
They're out there and there real but once in a blue moon will you catch one a hungry virgin or just cock loving slut


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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2016, 09:43:44 AM »
You're so learned Stan!
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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2016, 10:04:33 AM »
thank you stan.
a true gentleman and scholar.

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2016, 11:44:18 AM »
Stan for slap soty 2016

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2016, 11:55:21 AM »
I think I speak on behalf of the entirety of Slap when I say thank you Stan for such a thorough articulate tutorial on how to score pussy.

I now have the proper tools and knowledge to go out there and accumulate more pussy than anyone one man would know what to do with.

Thank you for gifting us the facts.

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2016, 12:02:22 PM »
it's raining pussies since i read that thread, thanks stan ;D

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2016, 12:24:52 PM »
it's raining pussies since i read that thread, thanks stan ;D

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2016, 12:51:58 PM »
I usually just grab it.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2016, 01:19:13 PM »
I usually just grab it.

hey not everyone's rich here man
yo mike mo new age ape style high five with my reborn hand.

 2008 psychedelic experience. thanks.

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2016, 02:00:16 PM »
Thanks to stans four step plan I cant keep the ladies off of me! Stan you are my hero

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2016, 02:07:10 PM »
Stan in the place where you live now face north.......

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2016, 01:27:25 AM »
I feel like I owe Stan money now because information this good can't be free.

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2016, 04:31:14 PM »
Damnit Stan! I attempted to apply your teachings to real life situation and I came up all dicks! WTF are you trying to do to us? I nearly got speared with like seven dicks simultaneously! You didn't even supply us with exit plans, so I had to think fast on my feet not to get penetrated  in every fold. It was pretty much a total dick storm! like if hail rained down in an absolute beating of dick that's nearly what I experienced.

I don't know whether to leave this situation feeling perplexed or mildly more gay.. What would you do? I need your personal advice now..
you got me into this situation in the first place!

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Re: how to get pussy the real facts
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2016, 05:08:37 PM »
I think I speak on behalf of the entirety of Slap when I say thank you Stan for such a thorough articulate tutorial on how to score pussy.

I now have the proper tools and knowledge to go out there and accumulate more pussy than anyone one man would know what to do with.

Thank you for gifting us the facts.

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year