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Felix's commentating in street league makes me:

more knowledgable about skating
3 (3.3%)
feel proud to be a skater
8 (8.7%)
feel embarrassed to be a skater
23 (25%)
bored from being so generic
14 (15.2%)
want to break the tv and quit skating
44 (47.8%)

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A Not At All Naughty Chemist

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2014, 04:45:29 AM »
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That was critical
Your skater's favorite skater
Skating switch is like switch hitting in baseball

But my all time favorite "Mikey really knows how to work a pole"
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These are good ones! Especially the last one.
Backing Felix! Hard working dude with a very recognizable voice. Which is great for a commentator. Good for the job.


Recognisable: yes
pleasant to the ear: nah

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2014, 07:31:17 AM »
Rowley was pretty bad/awkward in the last one, not sure which was worse

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2014, 08:12:15 AM »
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That was critical
Your skater's favorite skater
Skating switch is like switch hitting in baseball

But my all time favorite "Mikey really knows how to work a pole"
[close]
These are good ones! Especially the last one.
Backing Felix! Hard working dude with a very recognizable voice. Which is great for a commentator. Good for the job.
Translation: Karl is turning Miles Silva pro soon and wants him in Street League next year.

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2014, 08:32:28 AM »
The whole thing about felix is that he kind of replaced the corporate no namer he commentated with last year before rowley took his place.

He is meant to remind people of sponsors and shit and have like a dumb radio show host voice whilst rowley gives it legitimacy with his views shrouded in skate royalty.

The problem with this is that Felix is fucking stupid and you can't rely on catchphrases for an hour and a half of commentating on what is historically practice.

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2014, 09:00:02 AM »


don't know how to embed youtube vids, but first 3 lines of this video..

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2014, 10:41:22 AM »
I've never understood how that dude became a name in skateboarding. Skating through the 90's, there was nothing worse than opening the new transworld and seeing this fucking idiot in his camo pants with bandanas tied around his arms like the ultimate warrior, lipsliding things. He should be burried  alive somewhere remote with Danny Minnick and Andy MacDonald
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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2014, 11:47:43 AM »
I've never felt more pride as a skateboarder than when Felix mugs at the camera and throws made-up gang signs while grabbing his crotch.

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2014, 11:53:05 AM »
jesus, there has to be a hundred former or current pro skaters better suited to this job. at least someone that didn't cry when they got eliminated from a dumb reality TV show.
99% of those pros have too much self respect to play the part.  More awesome pros just don't talk that much.  Ill give Felix that.  He has the verbal stamina.  I do however feel that he make skateboarding cheesy.

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2014, 11:55:37 AM »
I got it!
the perfect commentator
would be
Jason Dill.
Can you imagine the quotes that would he would generate?
It would sound something like "beeeeeeeeeeep  beep flip beeeeeeeeep beep"

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2014, 12:02:13 PM »
I got it!
the perfect commentator
would be
Jason Dill.
Can you imagine the quotes that would he would generate?
It would sound something like "beeeeeeeeeeep  beep flip beeeeeeeeep beep"

Quite honestly I'd rather look at Felix's stupid face.

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2014, 12:33:58 PM »
They should just make Jim Bob Ross the announcer, it be way more epic!

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2014, 12:43:53 PM »

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #42 on: June 21, 2014, 01:57:08 PM »
Rowley was a co-announcer for one of the recent ones, he didn't do too bad.
I remember Chad Muska announced a few X-Games back in like 2007 or 2008.
If they got Muska and Rowley to be the announce team that would be the best thing ever.
It'd be awesome if they were calling the event and then trailed off into like a 10 minute conversation about skating/hanging out together back in the day. They probably have some gnarly stories together.

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #43 on: June 21, 2014, 01:59:00 PM »
Rowley was a co-announcer for one of the recent ones, he didn't do too bad.
I remember Chad Muska announced a few X-Games back in like 2007 or 2008.
If they got Muska and Rowley to be the announce team that would be the best thing ever.
It'd be awesome if they were calling the event and then trailed off into like a 10 minute conversation about skating/hanging out together back in the day. They probably have some gnarly stories together.

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2014, 06:03:13 PM »
Some of you are actually backing this guy? I have always strongly disliked his skating but it's the one thing I could actually respect for what it is. Everything else he does screams delusion.
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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2014, 06:20:23 PM »
there should be an online show that streams street league with some industry shit talkers commentating the whole time.
suggestions: tim o connor, nieratko, dave carnie, etc

they could even talk to dyrdek and make it somewhat legitimate (quality video stream )

could be called "street league: UNCUT!!" or something stupid like that



there is no way we are going to get the commentary we want on the televised street league. Let felix earn a living, he was obviously given strict guidance on what to say/his role as a commentator. it's not for "us", let it go

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2014, 06:29:34 PM »
get brad staba and o'connor to co-host it

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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2014, 07:59:19 PM »
I think it is great to have commentators that just do what is expected of them.  The more light they shine on what actual skateboarding is, is bad.  Lets keep the contests for the general public and real skateboarding for skateboarders
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Re: Petition that SLS fire Felix
« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2014, 08:51:18 PM »
i never even seen this shit on tv how often is it on? but on youtube that nigga sound like a ho