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Damn, this is a nice ass skateboard.
Who the fuck are you?
You're
still not convinced, you stubborn little dickfart? Well how about you take a look at some graphics?
Gosh dang if those ain't the best lookin graphics I've ever done seen. So what the fuck are you waiting for? Give us your fucking money today!!!
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