Killin the game

[GollyIamGully]

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/11/20/teen-founder-of-locker-board-has-investment-from-branson-nike-collab.html

[sharkin]

65k, that’s probably one of Branson’s cheaper lays

[Velvet]

i will bolt cut hole

[snowman600]

fuck a wheelbase 

[andocom]

Is that a joke? Jesus

[eight two fives]

Using PS Stix. Can’t hate on it.

"I could have just gone to China or something and made a cheap, plastic skateboard, you know? But that's not my mission statement," Carson says. "My mission statement is to create cool, new sustainable products that inspire others to shred hard, dream hard and work hard. So I just want to keep it sustainable, and sustainable is better in the long run."

[calvinsdream]

Using PS Stix. Can’t hate on it.

"I could have just gone to China or something and made a cheap, plastic skateboard, you know? But that's not my mission statement," Carson says. "My mission statement is to create cool, new sustainable products that inspire others to shred hard, dream hard and work hard. So I just want to keep it sustainable, and sustainable is better in the long run."

Damn sustainable is better than non sustainable

[razortail1977]

ABD. Had one in the eighties. https://offerup.com/item/detail/178202703/

[Bumpovertrash]

so if you want to fit. board in a locker cut it in half
okay

[IanBZHD]

We had notoriously small lockers at my highschool... I fit my skateboard in there just fine.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

ABD. Had one in the eighties. https://offerup.com/item/detail/178202703/

Holy shit dude! That's what I was gonna post. My friend had one of those specifically for fitting in his locker. Things were ridiculous but I was still kinda jealous

[TheLurper]

We had notoriously small lockers at my highschool... I fit my skateboard in there just fine.

Same. My skateboard easily fit into my middle-school locker.

I was going to post that I'm surprised adults invested in this, but it reminds me of those those mini-skateboards that Target, Walmart, and various gas stations sold in the early 2000s. They were everywhere. Maybe, they are banking on this being the flavor of the month before being forgotten forever?

Also, did the MiniGreen guy file a patent on his version of this, because this is basically the same thing.

[CoMpLeMeNts4U]

He said he screwed a piece of skateboard hardware on backwards and only discovered when he ate shit. What did he possibly screw on backwards by accident that caused him to eat it? The kingpin nut?

[alonelikeastone]

Barf barf

 I’m sure he put a truck on backwards? Then went to push & ate shit. 

Anyways. Things like this make the good stuff look better.  I still like how clueless these people can be of what skateboarding is. Let’s hope we never loose the fact that we can smell a fart in a car when others can’t.

[CoMpLeMeNts4U]

Barf barf

 I’m sure he put a truck on backwards? Then went to push & ate shit. 

Anyways. Things like this make the good stuff look better.  I still like how clueless these people can be of what skateboarding is. Let’s hope we never loose the fact that we can smell a fart in a car when others can’t.

He was probably deep in the R&D phase of cutting the nose and tail off his deck. Wasn't paying attention I guess.

[ChuckRamone]

Barf barf

 I’m sure he put a truck on backwards? Then went to push & ate shit. 

Anyways. Things like this make the good stuff look better.  I still like how clueless these people can be of what skateboarding is. Let’s hope we never loose the fact that we can smell a fart in a car when others can’t.

sometimes I wonder how, in the age of the internet, there are still juggalos and bros on motorized longboards and shit like that.

[fulfillthedream]

i dont blame the kid... ive often had people ask me about "hey have you thought about inventing a board that can do this or that" only with me following up with how terrible and how nonpragmatic it would be in the current skateboarding industry.

so i bet someone approached him like that with a legit offer

[TheLurper]

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Barf barf

 I’m sure he put a truck on backwards? Then went to push & ate shit. 

Anyways. Things like this make the good stuff look better.  I still like how clueless these people can be of what skateboarding is. Let’s hope we never loose the fact that we can smell a fart in a car when others can’t.

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He was probably deep in the R&D phase of cutting the nose and tail off his deck. Wasn't paying attention I guess.