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Quote from: J.S Trill on July 14, 2019, 07:47:15 PMExpand QuoteHey, havent posted in 10 years, wheres child of the ghetto?I ran into alex Olson at a pop up in the lower east side friday. See my friend who's not a skater talking to him, dont recognize his face, kinda drunk. Walk up to them, introduce myself, ask his name. He goes oh I'm Alex. My brain fucking shuts off, complete short circuit. Immediately think of jake johnson for some reason and blurt out "holy shit are you alex johnson?" He goes "alex Olson actually" super nice about it. Dont even try to explain myself and irl kook myself more than I have. I immediately go "holy shit dude, fully flared" he goes "yeah" and kinda looks downI want to get out of his hair so I try to think of something funny to say and go "haha okay nice meeting you man I'll be sure to talk shit about you on slap later haha" He just looks down and sorta halfheartedly goes okay just let me know what the forum is so I can check it out and sheepishly kinda fake smilesI walk away Ran into him outside again and just didnt say anything besides good to meet you for the second timeOnly time I've really been star struck and I met cypress hill in Toronto when I was 12That's it have a good one guys[close]Is he as dreamy as he looks in person? Haha i wld be star struck too, that beautiful hipster bastard
Hey, havent posted in 10 years, wheres child of the ghetto?I ran into alex Olson at a pop up in the lower east side friday. See my friend who's not a skater talking to him, dont recognize his face, kinda drunk. Walk up to them, introduce myself, ask his name. He goes oh I'm Alex. My brain fucking shuts off, complete short circuit. Immediately think of jake johnson for some reason and blurt out "holy shit are you alex johnson?" He goes "alex Olson actually" super nice about it. Dont even try to explain myself and irl kook myself more than I have. I immediately go "holy shit dude, fully flared" he goes "yeah" and kinda looks downI want to get out of his hair so I try to think of something funny to say and go "haha okay nice meeting you man I'll be sure to talk shit about you on slap later haha" He just looks down and sorta halfheartedly goes okay just let me know what the forum is so I can check it out and sheepishly kinda fake smilesI walk away Ran into him outside again and just didnt say anything besides good to meet you for the second timeOnly time I've really been star struck and I met cypress hill in Toronto when I was 12That's it have a good one guys[close]
"Yo you see that gay nigga? That's Alex Olson!!!"
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...
You know Alex secretly fucking loved that "Gay nigga" comment, he's the worst gay culture vulture.
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5
vegan sandos in the hood
see you ‘round fucker
Quote from: LiterallyRyan on July 15, 2019, 07:51:29 PMExpand QuoteYou know Alex secretly fucking loved that "Gay nigga" comment, he's the worst gay culture vulture.[close]I bet you don't give a flying shit about house music, so why do you care?
You know Alex secretly fucking loved that "Gay nigga" comment, he's the worst gay culture vulture.[close]
Quote from: headtowall on July 16, 2019, 07:06:39 AMExpand Quotevegan sandos in the hood[close]if fat bull was a producer and AO did some sort of whisper singing this wud be their mixtape
vegan sandos in the hood[close]
Quote from: fs overkrook on July 14, 2019, 07:51:59 PMExpand QuoteHe left me on read yesterday. Real nice dude.[close]I got ghosted too,we usually chit chat everyday
He left me on read yesterday. Real nice dude.[close]
Quote from: Schneaumunn on July 15, 2019, 01:21:30 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: fs overkrook on July 14, 2019, 07:51:59 PMExpand QuoteHe left me on read yesterday. Real nice dude.[close]I got ghosted too,we usually chit chat everyday[close]Always responds to me. The goat.
Quote from: fs overkrook on July 14, 2019, 07:51:59 PMExpand QuoteHe left me on read yesterday. Real nice dude.[close]I got ghosted too,we usually chit chat everyday[close]
i don’t think any of you are real, i think slap was invented by my mom to make me think people want to talk to me
Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house
Hey, havent posted in 10 years, wheres child of the ghetto?I ran into alex Olson at a pop up in the lower east side friday. See my friend who's not a skater talking to him, dont recognize his face, kinda drunk. Walk up to them, introduce myself, ask his name. He goes oh I'm Alex. My brain fucking shuts off, complete short circuit. Immediately think of jake johnson for some reason and blurt out "holy shit are you alex johnson?" He goes "alex Olson actually" super nice about it. Dont even try to explain myself and irl kook myself more than I have. I immediately go "holy shit dude, fully flared" he goes "yeah" and kinda looks downI want to get out of his hair so I try to think of something funny to say and go "haha okay nice meeting you man I'll be sure to talk shit about you on slap later haha" He just looks down and sorta halfheartedly goes okay just let me know what the forum is so I can check it out and sheepishly kinda fake smilesI walk away Ran into him outside again and just didnt say anything besides good to meet you for the second timeOnly time I've really been star struck and I met cypress hill in Toronto when I was 12That's it have a good one guys
he's the worst gay culture vulture.
Quote from: LiterallyRyan on July 15, 2019, 07:51:29 PMExpand Quotehe's the worst gay culture vulture.[close] You're just mad that someone who is straight likes something that's gay.
he's the worst gay culture vulture.[close]