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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2019, 11:10:12 AM »
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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2019, 01:30:39 PM »
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Hey, havent posted in 10 years, wheres child of the ghetto?

I ran into alex Olson at a pop up in the lower east side friday.

 See my friend who's not a skater talking to him, dont recognize his face, kinda drunk. Walk up to them, introduce myself, ask his name. He goes oh I'm Alex. My brain fucking shuts off, complete short circuit.

Immediately think of jake johnson for some reason and blurt out "holy shit are you alex johnson?" He goes "alex Olson actually" super nice about it. Dont even try to explain myself and irl kook myself more than I have.

 I immediately go "holy shit dude, fully flared" he goes "yeah" and kinda looks down

I want to get out of his hair so I try to think of something funny to say and go "haha okay nice meeting you man I'll be sure to talk shit about you on slap later haha"

He just looks down and sorta halfheartedly goes okay just let me know what the forum is so I can check it out and sheepishly kinda fake smiles

I walk away

Ran into him outside again and just didnt say anything besides good to meet you for the second time

Only time I've really been star struck and I met cypress hill in Toronto when I was 12

That's it have a good one guys
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Is he as dreamy as he looks in person? Haha i wld be star struck too, that beautiful hipster bastard

Before I recognized him and I was walking up the first thing I thought was damn that dudes handsome

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2019, 07:48:41 PM »
"Yo you see that gay nigga? That's Alex Olson!!!"
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2019, 07:51:29 PM »
You know Alex secretly fucking loved that "Gay nigga" comment, he's the worst gay culture vulture.

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2019, 01:18:05 AM »
You know Alex secretly fucking loved that "Gay nigga" comment, he's the worst gay culture vulture.

I bet you don't give a flying shit about house music, so why do you care?
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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2019, 07:06:39 AM »
he ordered a sandwich behind me in Greenpoint last week or the week before. Hes obviously hip to the best vegan sandos in the hood

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2019, 07:18:16 AM »
vegan sandos in the hood

if fat bull was a producer and AO did some sort of whisper singing this wud be their mixtape

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2019, 07:44:12 AM »
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You know Alex secretly fucking loved that "Gay nigga" comment, he's the worst gay culture vulture.
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I bet you don't give a flying shit about house music, so why do you care?

But maybe I like dicks in my butt!

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2019, 08:10:25 AM »
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vegan sandos in the hood
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if fat bull was a producer and AO did some sort of whisper singing this wud be their mixtape

Personally, I would rather see Pit Bull and AO make a mixtape

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2019, 08:49:45 AM »
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He left me on read yesterday.

Real nice dude.
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I got ghosted too,
we usually chit chat everyday
Always responds to me. The goat.
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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2019, 09:02:30 AM »
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He left me on read yesterday.

Real nice dude.
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I got ghosted too,
we usually chit chat everyday
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Always responds to me. The goat.

i told him that the pseudoscience he was posting wasn't true and he left me on read.


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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2019, 09:05:26 AM »
Alex Olson is a sexual terror

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #42 on: July 16, 2019, 09:42:06 AM »
Hey, havent posted in 10 years, wheres child of the ghetto?

I ran into alex Olson at a pop up in the lower east side friday.

 See my friend who's not a skater talking to him, dont recognize his face, kinda drunk. Walk up to them, introduce myself, ask his name. He goes oh I'm Alex. My brain fucking shuts off, complete short circuit.

Immediately think of jake johnson for some reason and blurt out "holy shit are you alex johnson?" He goes "alex Olson actually" super nice about it. Dont even try to explain myself and irl kook myself more than I have.

 I immediately go "holy shit dude, fully flared" he goes "yeah" and kinda looks down

I want to get out of his hair so I try to think of something funny to say and go "haha okay nice meeting you man I'll be sure to talk shit about you on slap later haha"

He just looks down and sorta halfheartedly goes okay just let me know what the forum is so I can check it out and sheepishly kinda fake smiles

I walk away

Ran into him outside again and just didnt say anything besides good to meet you for the second time

Only time I've really been star struck and I met cypress hill in Toronto when I was 12

That's it have a good one guys


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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #43 on: July 16, 2019, 09:43:05 AM »
he's the worst gay culture vulture.

Someone who genuinely appreciates the culture and uses his position to help it and raise money to sympathetic causes doesn't qualify as a vulture. You're just mad that someone who is straight likes something that's gay.

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Re: I met alex Olson friday
« Reply #44 on: July 16, 2019, 10:48:28 AM »
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he's the worst gay culture vulture.
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You're just mad that someone who is straight likes something that's gay.

I'm absolutely SEETHING.