When was the last slam you took?

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

Collision.  Full blast.  Rolling into a steep bank, WELL past the point of no return, 12 year old scooter kid bogey's into my flight path a couple seconds behind me, also at full speed, apprently, rocking a pair of invisible horse blinders, the phrase "look before you leap" clearly a lesson not being taught in his corner of the world.  I would blame the parents, but even at 12, you have to wonder how he's managed to survive that long with instincts THAT bad.  Bashed my knee ( among other things) and sent me on a 3 week vacation.  And to think I came out ahead on that  exchange.  Hope the lil' fella's okay.  When his full body cast gets removed, remind me to ask him.

Edit:  about 2 months ago.

[Hefe43]

Collision.  Full blast.  Rolling into a steep bank, WELL past the point of no return, 12 year old scooter kid bogey's into my flight path a couple seconds behind me, also at full speed, apprently, rocking a pair of invisible horse blinders, the phrase "look before you leap" clearly a lesson not being taught in his corner of the world.  I would blame the parents, but even at 12, you have to wonder how he's managed to survive that long with instincts THAT bad.  Bashed my knee ( among other things) and sent me on a 3 week vacation.  And to think I came out ahead on that  exchange.  Hope the lil' fella's okay.  When his full body cast gets removed, remind me to ask him.

Stans not the only one telling stories...

[CorneliusCardew]

Rolling around in a hilly trail ollied at the top and my kingpin broke when I landed. So humiliating

[Halfcab180]

Rolled my ankle so badly last week that the whole thing turned black and blue. Pretty fun!

[DCLOVE]

Hit a random piece of debris in Reagan airport and my board went flying . Then some lady yelled at me. Rightfully so I guess but I was really on my board to readjust my bags while trying to get to my gate.

[cosmicgypsies]

Had a good skate and got the metro back to our town, skating up the high street towards the bus station, hit a gummy bear got wheelbite and ate fuckin shit

[Xen]

medium speed kickflip, landed and hit a 'tree berry' landed on my chest like a belly flop.

[Coffee]

Two weeks ago on a solo session 2 hours from home and folded my ankle and knee fucking around skating a curb. My heel is still bruised and slight pain in the ankle and knee.

[Lou Strux]

Folded my leg ‘neath my body two days ago when I lost control of a slide on these fantastic SF hills. Knee is (at least temporarily) destroyed & the size of a cantaloupe.
Nice to start the new year with a nasty injury!

[Dracula]

Was filming a line and hit a rock. My camera was inches from smashing the ground, I tucked it in and took it all to my shoulder. Made a big splat sound.

[whatsreallygood]

Doing front tails on a really slick ledge at the park, board flew out from under me. Thought I was gonna get absolutely rocked but somehow came out totally fine.

[Eskorbut0]

Hitting a carve on a vert corner, held onto the carve for too long. The park is slick, started sliding down the wall and I tackled the ground. My elbow and hip got the worst of it. Sucked it was in front of the whole park but it was some good pain, got me pretty high

[dooley]

Was filming a line and hit a rock. My camera was inches from smashing the ground, I tucked it in and took it all to my shoulder. Made a big splat sound.

Ever hit a Juul pod? Modern pebble + cigarette butt. They're honestly the fucking worst.

[imafugyashizup]

Couple months ago loading dock near my house they have one of those cement pads that i assume another generator or air conditioning unit would sit on, tried to 50-50 it and kept getting stuck. Decided to just barge, too much back foot, it slipped out and went straight to hip. Whole porterhouse sized bruise. Fun stuff.

[Esmith5488]

Just got home from a session, slipped out on a crook and fell on the ledge

[givecigstosurfgroms]

 Tiny slam today. No big D.  ha I learned those ollie body varials today.  So I do that then a switch shuv rewind and I'm back to regular.

[TheLurper]

Just messing around and doing a front board on a flat round rail at the park.

I didn't have my weight above it, tried to bail, but my feet just stuck to the board and I went down like a ton of bricks.

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

last night i hit a rock and it layed me the fuck out. first time i've had the wind knocked out of me. i felt like that lady in the grape smashing video

[Esmith5488]

last night i hit a rock and it layed me the fuck out. first time i've had the wind knocked out of me. i felt like that lady in the grape smashing video

I somehow find a rock every session, but my homie I skate with pretty consistently I have never seen get taking out by a pebble, yet I find one every session

[Bumpovertrash]

Went to do a warm up back feeble on the flat bar, Ive seriously done thousands and I ate complete shit. I stuck and flew forward to full body slam landed on the rail. Its weird because the next day I did it again just barely overshooting my truck and ate total shit again. Now its stuck in my head and I was bummed at first but I decided Im done with back feebs its poosy anyway.

[layzieyez]

This morning.

[AngryBlackMan]

Saturday I slipped out on a wet QP. Fell straight to my tailbone and smashed my elbow... Yesterday at work trying bigspins in our warehouse I landed too far back and slipped out and smashed my other elbow... Today on a mini I hung up on a rock fakie and took it to my whole right side.

I slam a lot.