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Quote from: Mr. Stinky on March 13, 2020, 05:05:38 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: cheetahsheets on March 13, 2020, 03:18:28 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Ghost Lurker on March 13, 2020, 10:43:41 AMExpand QuoteWe got the new Thrasher in at work yesterday.The new Emerica Team ad seen here. They’re a solid crew of seasoned top notch pros, along with a handful of underdog skate mercenaries who are known for killing any spot you put in front of them.This is Emerica:This is the kind of skating I like, and why I got into skating in the first place.[close]So which was more fun to suck, Don or Pierre’s cock? Did they finish differently? An English cock vs. a French cock, could you give us the play by play on the difference? I feel like Don would be very entertaining like just sitting there giving you the old keep going baby you’re doing fantastic but in his goofy English accent, he’s got a good sense of humor so I could see him saying something about not blowing your eye out with a facial or something. Pierre seems like the kind of guy who would be very quite or make cringey ass noises, and it always makes me laugh at like French guttural noises, like not the words or anything, but the actual noises, although at least that makes you happier knowing you pleased your sole tech master.[close]This is definitely how posting online works.[close]Trust me bro I’m dying to know which one satiated his mouth more. I’m also dying to know who satiated streetbuttpirate more, see his username comes from the fact that he’s the Emerica van groupie. The team takes turns at street spots with him, sometimes running a train on him after they finish skating a rail, you know railing after a rail, cuz THIS IS EMERICA ya know. streetbuttpirate who has the most dick cheese figgy or THE PROVIDER(as you call him)? Both those two are crusty as fuck and I imagine their balls and cock have to smell and taste fucking terrible. I imagine winkowski is just their master Dom with his incredible arm strength holding streetbuttpirate down and giving him his REAL ho-ho plant, Dickson and sparky prolly just enjoy watching the team take their turns On the streetbuttpirate while they circlejerk each other off. Dakota’s mustache is meant to be a cockduster so I know he prolly teases u while the other guys are going hard. Then Winkowski takes our pirate up the stairs and holds him so his feet are at rail level, so that grand papa Leo can grind up the stairs naked to give him his fatality fuck finally with his dick penetrating right when Leo comes in contact like a high speed train. Also just doing this, it would be fucking hilarious if people could photoshop absurd photos of this orgy, and post THIS IS EMERICA in a stylin on you thread. That fucking slogan is the lamest and corniest shit in 2020 and it’s not even fucking close.
Quote from: cheetahsheets on March 13, 2020, 03:18:28 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Ghost Lurker on March 13, 2020, 10:43:41 AMExpand QuoteWe got the new Thrasher in at work yesterday.The new Emerica Team ad seen here. They’re a solid crew of seasoned top notch pros, along with a handful of underdog skate mercenaries who are known for killing any spot you put in front of them.This is Emerica:This is the kind of skating I like, and why I got into skating in the first place.[close]So which was more fun to suck, Don or Pierre’s cock? Did they finish differently? An English cock vs. a French cock, could you give us the play by play on the difference? I feel like Don would be very entertaining like just sitting there giving you the old keep going baby you’re doing fantastic but in his goofy English accent, he’s got a good sense of humor so I could see him saying something about not blowing your eye out with a facial or something. Pierre seems like the kind of guy who would be very quite or make cringey ass noises, and it always makes me laugh at like French guttural noises, like not the words or anything, but the actual noises, although at least that makes you happier knowing you pleased your sole tech master.[close]This is definitely how posting online works.[close]
Quote from: Ghost Lurker on March 13, 2020, 10:43:41 AMExpand QuoteWe got the new Thrasher in at work yesterday.The new Emerica Team ad seen here. They’re a solid crew of seasoned top notch pros, along with a handful of underdog skate mercenaries who are known for killing any spot you put in front of them.This is Emerica:This is the kind of skating I like, and why I got into skating in the first place.[close]So which was more fun to suck, Don or Pierre’s cock? Did they finish differently? An English cock vs. a French cock, could you give us the play by play on the difference? I feel like Don would be very entertaining like just sitting there giving you the old keep going baby you’re doing fantastic but in his goofy English accent, he’s got a good sense of humor so I could see him saying something about not blowing your eye out with a facial or something. Pierre seems like the kind of guy who would be very quite or make cringey ass noises, and it always makes me laugh at like French guttural noises, like not the words or anything, but the actual noises, although at least that makes you happier knowing you pleased your sole tech master.[close]
We got the new Thrasher in at work yesterday.The new Emerica Team ad seen here. They’re a solid crew of seasoned top notch pros, along with a handful of underdog skate mercenaries who are known for killing any spot you put in front of them.This is Emerica:This is the kind of skating I like, and why I got into skating in the first place.[close]
Quote from: cheetahsheets on March 12, 2020, 03:54:49 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: therealstreetpirate on March 12, 2020, 03:53:33 PMExpand QuoteI am going to re-tract all statments made about zach allen being on emerica. Kick that nappy headed looking person off and put chris wimer on! for fuck sake.[close]No way, bro, it’s clearly because he ran afoul of the big cat and had that ruthless tongue lashing delivered upon him. He knew that if the big cat don’t fux with you, skateboarding don’t fux with you, and the big cat did not fux with him. But don’t get it twisted, because it is an established fact that the big cat is sexually active.[close]
Quote from: therealstreetpirate on March 12, 2020, 03:53:33 PMExpand QuoteI am going to re-tract all statments made about zach allen being on emerica. Kick that nappy headed looking person off and put chris wimer on! for fuck sake.[close]No way, bro, it’s clearly because he ran afoul of the big cat and had that ruthless tongue lashing delivered upon him. He knew that if the big cat don’t fux with you, skateboarding don’t fux with you, and the big cat did not fux with him. But don’t get it twisted, because it is an established fact that the big cat is sexually active.[close]
I am going to re-tract all statments made about zach allen being on emerica. Kick that nappy headed looking person off and put chris wimer on! for fuck sake.[close]
Quote from: NBD4ABD on March 14, 2020, 07:59:03 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: cheetahsheets on March 12, 2020, 03:54:49 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: therealstreetpirate on March 12, 2020, 03:53:33 PMExpand QuoteI am going to re-tract all statments made about zach allen being on emerica. Kick that nappy headed looking person off and put chris wimer on! for fuck sake.[close]No way, bro, it’s clearly because he ran afoul of the big cat and had that ruthless tongue lashing delivered upon him. He knew that if the big cat don’t fux with you, skateboarding don’t fux with you, and the big cat did not fux with him. But don’t get it twisted, because it is an established fact that the big cat is sexually active.[close][close]Also: RealStreetPirate of SLAP, and Cheetah ON benevolent “dark man” of skateboarding. Confirmed.Does Jim Thiebaud know he’s been replaced?
Quote from: cheetahsheets on March 12, 2020, 03:54:49 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: therealstreetpirate on March 12, 2020, 03:53:33 PMExpand QuoteI am going to re-tract all statments made about zach allen being on emerica. Kick that nappy headed looking person off and put chris wimer on! for fuck sake.[close]No way, bro, it’s clearly because he ran afoul of the big cat and had that ruthless tongue lashing delivered upon him. He knew that if the big cat don’t fux with you, skateboarding don’t fux with you, and the big cat did not fux with him. But don’t get it twisted, because it is an established fact that the big cat is sexually active.[close][close]
I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me. You think you got me?
Everyone that posts in this thread should be kooked daily #metoo
Quote from: Tracerstracer on March 14, 2020, 08:11:38 AMExpand QuoteEveryone that posts in this thread should be kooked daily #metoo[close]HEY FUCKHEAD. CHANGE YOUR NAME OR I WILL REPORT YOU. YOU CAN'T USE TRACERS ANYTHING CAUSE I DID IT FURST. IF YOU DON'T CHANGE IT I WILL SEND YOU A CASE OF CORONA BITCHIE
Everyone that posts in this thread should be kooked daily #metoo[close]
fucked yeah im psyched, that dude was the worst
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