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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2020, 11:31:02 AM »
I'm the opposite, I'll be on the vinegar strokes and it'll just up and vanish.
It's like some kind of unwanted edging.

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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2020, 12:51:36 PM »
I'm the opposite, I'll be on the vinegar strokes and it'll just up and vanish.
It's like some kind of unwanted edging.

I get the same thing.

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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2020, 01:34:40 PM »
Always have a hard time cumming during sex. Except for the first time I fucked a whore. She gave me head, got on top, did all the work, came in less than a minute I think and I didn’t even realize I had came. Hope I can find her again some day. She got me so high, I felt delirious after.

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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2020, 02:56:24 PM »
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44. Kids are a little older (8, 11). Got a vasectomy. We're fucking more than ever. It's great.
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how much did it cost?
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fuckin GP copay prices. Maybe EVERYTHING including the office referral visit, my pre-consult, and the actual procedure was $100?


I honestly cannot recommend vasectomies enough. The freedom and piece of mind is incredible. if you had kids and are set, then dont make your partner take BC or rely on pulling out, just get snipped. Its easy as hell. Also if you split up or are in an open relationship or whatever, you never ever have to worry again.
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Has there been any side effects from it? Like can it cause ED or is it always a pretty straight forward procedure?

I think after I have my 2nd kid, I wouldn't mind doing it.

Also on Team V and couldn't be happier!  Fongstarr my .02 is to just take the recovery period seriously and you shouldn't have any issues at all.  All of the bad stories I've heard are people starting to lift shit or being more active than they should be too early.  I got it done on a Friday and felt almost normal by Sunday but didn't do shit for like 2 weeks to really give it time and no issues at all.  Now on the premature shit ... I've found I last way longer when on weed or shrooms, sober can be done but is a struggle often especially in my younger days

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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2020, 03:35:22 PM »
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44. Kids are a little older (8, 11). Got a vasectomy. We're fucking more than ever. It's great.
[close]

how much did it cost?
[close]

fuckin GP copay prices. Maybe EVERYTHING including the office referral visit, my pre-consult, and the actual procedure was $100?


I honestly cannot recommend vasectomies enough. The freedom and piece of mind is incredible. if you had kids and are set, then dont make your partner take BC or rely on pulling out, just get snipped. Its easy as hell. Also if you split up or are in an open relationship or whatever, you never ever have to worry again.
[close]

Has there been any side effects from it? Like can it cause ED or is it always a pretty straight forward procedure?

I think after I have my 2nd kid, I wouldn't mind doing it.
[close]

Also on Team V and couldn't be happier!  Fongstarr my .02 is to just take the recovery period seriously and you shouldn't have any issues at all.  All of the bad stories I've heard are people starting to lift shit or being more active than they should be too early.  I got it done on a Friday and felt almost normal by Sunday but didn't do shit for like 2 weeks to really give it time and no issues at all.  Now on the premature shit ... I've found I last way longer when on weed or shrooms, sober can be done but is a struggle often especially in my younger days

Thanks man.

On to another topic that sort of goes with this topic, but has anyone had erectile disfunction from masturbating too much? Like is that a psychological thing or is that a myth? I've heard of guys now not being able to get it up cause they jack off to much and are used to their own shit. I've had ED in my late 20s but mostly had to do with my ex I was with for 7 years and us going through a bad break up. That experience fucked my head up so much that I had ED with new girls I met. Crazy.
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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2020, 04:22:27 PM »
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44. Kids are a little older (8, 11). Got a vasectomy. We're fucking more than ever. It's great.
[close]

how much did it cost?
[close]

fuckin GP copay prices. Maybe EVERYTHING including the office referral visit, my pre-consult, and the actual procedure was $100?


I honestly cannot recommend vasectomies enough. The freedom and piece of mind is incredible. if you had kids and are set, then dont make your partner take BC or rely on pulling out, just get snipped. Its easy as hell. Also if you split up or are in an open relationship or whatever, you never ever have to worry again.
[close]

Has there been any side effects from it? Like can it cause ED or is it always a pretty straight forward procedure?

I think after I have my 2nd kid, I wouldn't mind doing it.

Dude, I am more virile and hornier than I've ever been at 44. No physical side effects. Just take recovery more seriously. I want to fuck all the time knowing I cant make another kid.
ok thanks

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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2020, 06:23:39 PM »
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44. Kids are a little older (8, 11). Got a vasectomy. We're fucking more than ever. It's great.
[close]

how much did it cost?
[close]

fuckin GP copay prices. Maybe EVERYTHING including the office referral visit, my pre-consult, and the actual procedure was $100?


I honestly cannot recommend vasectomies enough. The freedom and piece of mind is incredible. if you had kids and are set, then dont make your partner take BC or rely on pulling out, just get snipped. Its easy as hell. Also if you split up or are in an open relationship or whatever, you never ever have to worry again.
[close]

Has there been any side effects from it? Like can it cause ED or is it always a pretty straight forward procedure?

I think after I have my 2nd kid, I wouldn't mind doing it.
[close]

Dude, I am more virile and hornier than I've ever been at 44. No physical side effects. Just take recovery more seriously. I want to fuck all the time knowing I cant make another kid.

There is definitely something nice about that. My
Homie who just had a divorce is reliving his teenage years and just plowing through women left and right at age 43. I guess Tinder and dating ups just make it that much easier but he’s one of those “I don’t wear condoms” type guy but is scared to get a girl pregnant. Perhaps I have to convince him to snip his snake.
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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2020, 06:44:23 PM »
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44. Kids are a little older (8, 11). Got a vasectomy. We're fucking more than ever. It's great.
[close]

how much did it cost?
[close]

fuckin GP copay prices. Maybe EVERYTHING including the office referral visit, my pre-consult, and the actual procedure was $100?


I honestly cannot recommend vasectomies enough. The freedom and piece of mind is incredible. if you had kids and are set, then dont make your partner take BC or rely on pulling out, just get snipped. Its easy as hell. Also if you split up or are in an open relationship or whatever, you never ever have to worry again.
[close]

Has there been any side effects from it? Like can it cause ED or is it always a pretty straight forward procedure?

I think after I have my 2nd kid, I wouldn't mind doing it.
[close]

Also on Team V and couldn't be happier!  Fongstarr my .02 is to just take the recovery period seriously and you shouldn't have any issues at all.  All of the bad stories I've heard are people starting to lift shit or being more active than they should be too early.  I got it done on a Friday and felt almost normal by Sunday but didn't do shit for like 2 weeks to really give it time and no issues at all.  Now on the premature shit ... I've found I last way longer when on weed or shrooms, sober can be done but is a struggle often especially in my younger days
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Thanks man.

On to another topic that sort of goes with this topic, but has anyone had erectile disfunction from masturbating too much? Like is that a psychological thing or is that a myth? I've heard of guys now not being able to get it up cause they jack off to much and are used to their own shit. I've had ED in my late 20s but mostly had to do with my ex I was with for 7 years and us going through a bad break up. That experience fucked my head up so much that I had ED with new girls I met. Crazy.

I think you could certainly fuck up your dick physiologically from beating off too hard or in a weird way, but I'm sure most ED for guys in their 20s has more to do with psychological factors (or intoxication).

 I definitely struggled with ED in my late teens and early 20s, I guess because I was just neurotic, extremely socially awkward, and as a result usually high or drunk by the time I'd end up in a sexual situation, but was still attracting girls  because I wasn't bad looking. It led me to think I was gay, but it hasn't panned out that way yet. When it happens once, it's easy to get hung up on it and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, which sounds to me like what you're describing. It was definitely a tough situation to navigate at the time.

Now (in my early 30s), I don't really trip, and it doesn't happen. I've been with the same woman for 5+ years, though. Who knows what the dating scene might do to me.

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Re: Who here is a two to three pump chump?
« Reply #38 on: September 24, 2020, 08:38:05 PM »
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44. Kids are a little older (8, 11). Got a vasectomy. We're fucking more than ever. It's great.
[close]

how much did it cost?
[close]

fuckin GP copay prices. Maybe EVERYTHING including the office referral visit, my pre-consult, and the actual procedure was $100?


I honestly cannot recommend vasectomies enough. The freedom and piece of mind is incredible. if you had kids and are set, then dont make your partner take BC or rely on pulling out, just get snipped. Its easy as hell. Also if you split up or are in an open relationship or whatever, you never ever have to worry again.
[close]

Has there been any side effects from it? Like can it cause ED or is it always a pretty straight forward procedure?

I think after I have my 2nd kid, I wouldn't mind doing it.
[close]

Also on Team V and couldn't be happier!  Fongstarr my .02 is to just take the recovery period seriously and you shouldn't have any issues at all.  All of the bad stories I've heard are people starting to lift shit or being more active than they should be too early.  I got it done on a Friday and felt almost normal by Sunday but didn't do shit for like 2 weeks to really give it time and no issues at all.  Now on the premature shit ... I've found I last way longer when on weed or shrooms, sober can be done but is a struggle often especially in my younger days
[close]

Thanks man.

On to another topic that sort of goes with this topic, but has anyone had erectile disfunction from masturbating too much? Like is that a psychological thing or is that a myth? I've heard of guys now not being able to get it up cause they jack off to much and are used to their own shit. I've had ED in my late 20s but mostly had to do with my ex I was with for 7 years and us going through a bad break up. That experience fucked my head up so much that I had ED with new girls I met. Crazy.
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I think you could certainly fuck up your dick physiologically from beating off too hard or in a weird way, but I'm sure most ED for guys in their 20s has more to do with psychological factors (or intoxication).

 I definitely struggled with ED in my late teens and early 20s, I guess because I was just neurotic, extremely socially awkward, and as a result usually high or drunk by the time I'd end up in a sexual situation, but was still attracting girls  because I wasn't bad looking. It led me to think I was gay, but it hasn't panned out that way yet. When it happens once, it's easy to get hung up on it and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, which sounds to me like what you're describing. It was definitely a tough situation to navigate at the time.

Now (in my early 30s), I don't really trip, and it doesn't happen. I've been with the same woman for 5+ years, though. Who knows what the dating scene might do to me.

All of this! And the fact that when I smoke I have no issues lasting as long as I want goes to show, that at least in my case, it has always been psychological.  Like too eager and the thinking about it led to a not less that stellar performance.  In longer relationships when I got comfortable it always got somewhat better, but whenever I smoke or have some mushrooms it's like multiple hours if desired and not because I can't get off but I just choose not to.  It's such a mind fuck.