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Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« on: June 03, 2026, 10:25:22 PM »
Here to debate the current day best grandpa skater. Don’t care about the past… present day still ripping what grandpas out there are still putting in the work?

Chris Miller? THawk?

Mike Crespino gets my vote. Still can go upside down on vert and nonchalantly flip his board. Son and granddaughter both rip as well.

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2026, 10:30:35 PM »
I nominate the beer chugging backside carvegrind only bowl trolls from sisters skatepark.
I moved away but i bet they're still doing their thing

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2026, 10:38:16 PM »
Though many skaters resemble a grandpa like appearance, we cannot certify that answer as there is not enough evidence provided to confirm two generations of bowl troll offspring.

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2026, 11:08:41 PM »
Rick McCrank

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2026, 11:29:00 PM »
Ron Allen

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #5 on: Today at 03:49:57 AM »
pretty sure Kevin Taylor's a grandpa

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #7 on: Today at 07:09:16 AM »
Rick McCrank

Is Frank Gerwer Gramp status yet or nah
Gino?
i gotta get off this fuckin website                                

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #8 on: Today at 07:47:15 AM »
pretty sure Kevin Taylor's a grandpa

This is the answer

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #9 on: Today at 07:55:03 AM »
I mean, Tony Hawk out here sustaining injuries that would make a skater 1/4th his age consider quitting, but he keeps getting back on the board, which he absolutely doesn't have to do, purely for the love of the game.
To me that makes him the most ripping grandpa.

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #10 on: Today at 08:27:36 AM »
im sorry dudes but its clearly salba
even tho he's a maga worm




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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #11 on: Today at 08:36:57 AM »
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Rick McCrank
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Is Frank Gerwer Gramp status yet or nah
Gino?


Gerwer has kids?

I think Gino’s kids are like 2-3 years old.  He’s got some time

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #12 on: Today at 08:39:46 AM »
I am reminded of Lance from the Bones Brigade doc

"can you imagine your dad falling down the ramp at 56?... grandparents falling out of the sky"

https://www.facebook.com/groups/skatersover50/posts/4905542226221771/

Anyway, any footage of grandparents skating with their grandkids?

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #13 on: Today at 08:40:16 AM »
im sorry dudes but its clearly salba
even tho he's a maga worm



"Skating pools with Steve Alba"

Salba - Lots of talking, lots of yoga, 2 backside carves the whole video, not sure he even touched coping.

No shot that's the shreddingest grandpa, especially cause he's a bootlicking chud

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #14 on: Today at 08:43:21 AM »

even tho he's a maga worm



Why do you say that?

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #15 on: Today at 08:57:09 AM »
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even tho he's a maga worm


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Why do you say that?

I was also certain he was MAGA but now I'm not sure why I thought that. If I was wrong I'll retract my bootlicking statement, but I maintain he's not the rippingest grandpa.

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #16 on: Today at 09:18:29 AM »
salba has 100% drained more pools and skated longer without having to sell his hole to Bagel Bites

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #17 on: Today at 10:43:03 AM »
Maybe not the most ripping, but still fun to watch

https://youtu.be/h7RehWYECoY?si=a_rGgmthSwmfNH20

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #18 on: Today at 10:53:49 AM »
KT and McCrank are the correct answers

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #19 on: Today at 11:05:16 AM »
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even tho he's a maga worm


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Why do you say that?
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I was also certain he was MAGA but now I'm not sure why I thought that. If I was wrong I'll retract my bootlicking statement, but I maintain he's not the rippingest grandpa.

Definitely not maga. And blazes hekka chron bruh.

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Re: Current Most Ripping Certified Grandpa
« Reply #20 on: Today at 11:12:39 AM »
If Rick McCrank is a grandfather then he’s the rippingest one by far.