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Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« on: December 31, 2022, 05:28:42 PM »
Who are the real ones pulling the strings???
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2022, 05:43:22 PM »
80s freestylers control the skateboarding industry.
Warm Up Zone. Let's watch some skateboarding videos.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2022, 05:52:50 PM »
80s freestylers control the skateboarding industry.

Reminded me of this antihero deck I had years ago


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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2022, 06:06:43 PM »
So like who is skateboarding’s wolf pak at pipeline


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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2022, 06:15:47 PM »
our almighty overlords, the mikey’s.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2022, 06:28:17 PM »
our almighty overlords, the mikey’s.

No Mikey’s, no masters

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2022, 06:35:29 PM »
Bibby is surely on the case!
Do you get deja vu, huh?

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2022, 07:03:18 PM »
Nb# and under armor are Trump brands. Why those riders weren't able to soty.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2022, 07:06:32 PM »
Nb# and under armor are Trump brands. Why those riders weren't able to soty.
Every shoe company was a "trump brand"

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2022, 07:15:57 PM »
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Nb# and under armor are Trump brands. Why those riders weren't able to soty.
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Every shoe company was a "trump brand"

Idk about that. The man told us about those two particular brands. NB gave a large campaign donation.  I never looked at under armour personally. It's not visible in my world.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2022, 08:06:24 PM »

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2022, 08:16:52 PM »
I was just watching Inverts Love letter like before I started slapping just now.

I miss that guy. I hope his kids doing ok.

There's no trick on earth I want more than invert. I'm just not willing to work on it away from a wooden ramps. I am only into skating wood ramps really. Pools too but it's hard to get up that early and no one bothers to call anymore after missing out on the famous Roman mission.

Who knows maybe someday I'll get on it. I can still pop  off the coping so I'm sure I could do it. I wanna egg and a fs one with a revert. That the dream.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2023, 12:02:35 AM »
Ask Bobby Puleo
Jorts
Anklets
Rat tails
Sling shots
Toe rings
Shuv it tail grabs
Jump ramps

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2023, 09:32:34 AM »
I miss Grosso broadcasting his view on skateboarding

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2023, 12:11:30 PM »
Who are the real ones pulling the strings???

Whoever was REALLY in charge over at Berrics. The real nefarious folk

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« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2023, 12:30:24 PM »
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Who are the real ones pulling the strings???
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Whoever was REALLY in charge over at Berrics. The real nefarious folk
So… Xenu, then?

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2023, 12:54:20 PM »
Who are the real ones pulling the strings???

Mike V and Ed Templeton, with Paul Schmidt lurking in the shadows, organizing the next Bohemian Grove meet up.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2023, 12:58:41 PM »
Mike Carroll’s legacy, as well as the importance of Embarcadero ere both created by SF based Thrasher magazine. Yes, this means the entire city of SF was an industry plant by High Speed Productions to distract us from Alfonso Rawls. And you all fucking fell for it.
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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2023, 02:05:05 PM »
Ask Bobby Puleo

I heard he doesn't like us.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2023, 02:16:00 PM »
Mike Carroll’s legacy, as well as the importance of Embarcadero ere both created by SF based Thrasher magazine. Yes, this means the entire city of SF was an industry plant by High Speed Productions to distract us from Alfonso Rawls. And you all fucking fell for it.

facts

 dudes in other cities were already skating like grown men not goofyboys. Darwin, Ricky, pat Duffy, Ronnie C list goes on.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2023, 02:20:40 PM »
You wanna know who pulls the strings in the industry?
Take a collective look in the mirror & then give yourselves a big scratch behind the ear for quietly, and perhaps unknowingly, tugging at the reins of skateboard power. 😉

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2023, 02:22:07 PM »
The urethane bushings people. That prevents the evolution of trucks and everything else on a skateboard. We could have waterproof, indestructible skateboards by now with better performance if it weren't for them.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2023, 02:29:59 PM »
Big wood maybe? It’s hard to believe we all (mostly) still ride all wood decks that break fairly easily.  I mean, in other sports that only happens if there are rules saying they can’t use other materials.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2023, 02:31:10 PM »
Also, Mike carroll seems to have some leverage-able info on some of you guys perhaps.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2023, 02:40:52 PM »
Big wood maybe? It’s hard to believe we all (mostly) still ride all wood decks that break fairly easily.  I mean, in other sports that only happens if there are rules saying they can’t use other materials.

I can tell you spend a lot of time thinking about big wood

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2023, 08:53:35 PM »
Griptape-shoe industrial complex.

Think about it.

Also, child labor.

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Re: Skateboard Illuminati REVEALED
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2023, 10:53:29 PM »
Jeremy rogers and Rodney Mullen