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« on: October 10, 2007, 10:59:04 PM »
what do you guys think of cigarettes?

 do you smoke them?

 what does it make you feel like?
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2007, 11:04:32 PM »
at first it gives you headaches, then it kind of gives you a brief high, then nothing happens and you just want a cigarette every hour or so.
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 11:09:11 PM »
Ciggies in the tub are the shit.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 11:11:22 PM »
joints in the tub are better.

ciggies suck.  i started having the "occasional"" smoke.
about 15 years ago.
now i smoke over a pack a day, sometimes two, and i've got a constant cough.

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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2007, 11:18:10 PM »
I only smoke when I drink now. I work on the sixth floor with no real elevator.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2007, 02:01:25 AM »
they are stupid and awful and the epitomy of blind consumerism ......


but they're so good

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2007, 05:09:53 AM »
They suck.  I hate when people smoke them near me.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2007, 05:27:07 AM »
they're cool, do them.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2007, 05:46:42 AM »
They suck.  I hate when people smoke them near me.

it sucks in the winter when you have to withstand a car hot boxed full of cigarette smoke , when people are going in and out of your house every three seconds to smoke , or even though you handed out 7 ashtrays for people to ash in all night , by halfway through the night people are ashing in half full beers that anyone just put down.
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 06:29:47 AM »
they are stupid and awful and the epitomy of blind consumerism ......


but they're so good

Agreed.  Only while i'm drinking though.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2007, 06:30:38 AM »
Ciggies in the tub are the shit.

Amen to that.

and cigs with coffee...must one.

I kinda quit though...I probably got an asthma so it's about time gettin' rid of 'em
nowadays if I smoke pack a day or something I can't get breath at nights
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2007, 06:37:26 AM »

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2007, 06:57:16 AM »
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and cigs with coffee...must one.

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Reading the glossary on that site reminded me of Skate Slang or whatever it was called in Transworld. Remember that?

And I smoke half to like three quarters of a pack a day. I've stopped getting that nicotine buzz you get at first, but they do relax me and calm me down still, which is good cause if I go more than two hours without one I get really anxious.
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2007, 07:46:39 AM »
ciggs are regular, uncool, and WILL kill you. It's proof that evil men will do anything to turn profit.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2007, 08:08:13 AM »

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2007, 08:24:10 AM »
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and cigs with coffee...must one.

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those faggots didnt invent cigs and coffee. its like milk and cereal.

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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2007, 09:19:46 AM »
Best decision I've made in my life.

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« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2007, 09:53:04 AM »
learn to smoke ciggs in yo dick hole, and you wont get lung cancer dawg

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2007, 10:05:08 AM »
ciggs are regular, uncool, and WILL kill you. It's proof that evil men will do anything to turn profit.

True.  Nobody is arguing that.  But really, how good are the once you're five beers deep?

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2007, 10:14:58 AM »
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ciggs are regular, uncool, and WILL kill you. It's proof that evil men will do anything to turn profit.
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True.  Nobody is arguing that.  But really, how good are the once you're five beers deep?
   Classic response from an idiot.  Seriously, if a dude told you that pressing a trigger and holding the barrel of a gun to your face will kill you, then you'd do that too?  I think it's just classic darwinian natrual selection.  Only weak minds gravitate towards cigarettes.  And for those who forgot, cigarett smoking is a sign of a oral fixation.  I don't have problems with girls smoking though.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2007, 10:22:25 AM »
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ciggs are regular, uncool, and WILL kill you. It's proof that evil men will do anything to turn profit.
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True.  Nobody is arguing that.  But really, how good are the once you're five beers deep?
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   Classic response from an idiot.  Seriously, if a dude told you that pressing a trigger and holding the barrel of a gun to your face will kill you, then you'd do that too?  I think it's just classic darwinian natrual selection.  Only weak minds gravitate towards cigarettes.  And for those who forgot, cigarett smoking is a sign of a oral fixation.  I don't have problems with girls smoking though.

you are the definition of grade A fag. go smoke a pole
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2007, 10:32:57 AM »
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ciggs are regular, uncool, and WILL kill you. It's proof that evil men will do anything to turn profit.
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True.  Nobody is arguing that.  But really, how good are the once you're five beers deep?
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   Classic response from an idiot.  Seriously, if a dude told you that pressing a trigger and holding the barrel of a gun to your face will kill you, then you'd do that too?  I think it's just classic darwinian natrual selection.  Only weak minds gravitate towards cigarettes.  And for those who forgot, cigarett smoking is a sign of a oral fixation.  I don't have problems with girls smoking though.

i love sucking dick, thats why i smoke cigs man.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2007, 10:35:09 AM »
btw incase you didnt know, jeezy like to smoke
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2007, 10:36:32 AM »
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ciggs are regular, uncool, and WILL kill you. It's proof that evil men will do anything to turn profit.
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True.  Nobody is arguing that.  But really, how good are the once you're five beers deep?
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   Classic response from an idiot.  Seriously, if a dude told you that pressing a trigger and holding the barrel of a gun to your face will kill you, then you'd do that too?  I think it's just classic darwinian natrual selection.  Only weak minds gravitate towards cigarettes.  And for those who forgot, cigarett smoking is a sign of a oral fixation.  I don't have problems with girls smoking though.


you sound like you would be super fun to have at a party.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2007, 10:39:00 AM »
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ciggs are regular, uncool, and WILL kill you. It's proof that evil men will do anything to turn profit.
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True.  Nobody is arguing that.  But really, how good are the once you're five beers deep?
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   Only weak minds gravitate towards cigarettes.

only queers call themselves beautiful
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2007, 11:05:46 AM »
btw incase you didnt know, jeezy like to smoke

jeezy like to drank too.



cigarettes are so good right after you smoke some weed, or while drinking.

i like the ocasional one, but i don't think i could ever smoke mass amounts a day. plus i hate smelling like cigarettes.

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« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2007, 11:09:51 AM »
ahh yea, this is the triple six, we finna get smoked out locced out.

i don't like smoking cigarettes, but i do smoke tobacco out of bongs at times nowadays. sigh, probation. probatitron, fucking deceptacons.

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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2007, 11:30:22 AM »
deceptacons hahahaa

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« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2007, 12:38:27 PM »
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and cigs with coffee...must one.

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you think it's as good as jones and snicks....

not nearly as good
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Re: cigarettes
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2007, 02:11:27 PM »
they give you a reason to wake up in the morning