" In tonight's Headline news, a skateboarder was killed in the line of fire after local police placed a 50 dollar gift card for JC Penny, on a park bench and watched the young man skate away. When law enforcment arrived at the culprit's house and explained that he was going to be arrested, the skateboarder then pulled down his pants and sharted all over the officers, that is when the NYPD opened fire at the young man."
didn't ya'll hear about that?