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Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« on: February 18, 2009, 03:30:16 PM »


Saw this on another site. Apparently fixies can now grind. Duh fuck!
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 03:37:48 PM »
stooooooooooooooooooooops
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 04:54:03 PM »
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 05:07:13 PM »
that is not okay.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 05:12:23 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA IT DOESNT GET MUCH GAYER AND FAG LIKE THIS THIS SHIT RIGHT THERE... THEY NEED TO BE SHOT

SHOT DEAD ON FUCKING SIGHT
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 06:00:39 PM »
way to fuck up a skate spot.
that should grind super nice.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 06:38:35 PM »
Don't they already have special bmx bikes for that?
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 06:43:48 PM »
this is how that makes me feel

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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 07:25:00 PM »
broken chain? HARD AS FUCK!
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 09:36:08 PM »
fixies are TUFF
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2009, 08:45:24 AM »
i wouldnt be surprised if that dude just went and posed ontop of the hubba, and not actually "hopped" onto it or whatever the lingo is.

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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2009, 09:05:28 AM »
why not just get a BMX bike? ahahah
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2009, 09:33:08 AM »
hipsters don't do bmx
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2009, 10:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Sleazy on February 19, 2009, 09:33:08 AM
hipsters don't do bmx

bmx is reserved for jocks and douchebags of all sorts, excluding hipsters.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2009, 11:07:08 AM »
You guys ever see the MASH video? All they do is bar spins, wheelies, some thing where they spin in circles backwards.......I just don't get it. At least BMXers got some legitimate tricks as apposed to this stuff.

The only thing I think is cool is them bombing hills......which totally doesn't even compare to skaters bombing hills.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2009, 05:40:46 PM »
anyone think it's a coincidience that "fixie" and "queer" are both 5 letter words
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2009, 05:58:02 PM »
Anyone attempting to ride something other than a skateboard down that ledge deserves a beating. Skateboarding owns that spot.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2009, 06:05:37 PM »
guys, cut him some slack. its switch.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2009, 06:15:32 PM »
Quote from: GAY!GAY!GAY! on February 19, 2009, 05:40:46 PM
anyone think it's a coincidience that "fixie" and "queer" are both 5 letter words

skate is also 5 letters. just playing devils advocate....
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2009, 06:31:18 PM »
no, that fits right in the same category.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2009, 08:03:17 PM »
ill agree that i think the fix gear trend is absolutely retardard. some of you dudes seem to be pretty mad though
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2009, 06:50:00 AM »
no, they can't grind;  hence the reason his fucking masher fell apart.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2009, 10:26:09 AM »
that shits the worst.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2009, 12:59:19 PM »
bombing a hill on a fixed gear bike is 10 times scarier than a skateboard
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2009, 04:41:17 PM »
Quote from: CoolBeans on February 20, 2009, 12:59:19 PM
bombing a hill on a fixed gear bike is 10 times scarier than a skateboard

probably the worst idea.
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Re: Taking Fixies to the Next Level
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2009, 05:56:05 PM »
Quote from: clean house on February 20, 2009, 05:48:28 PM
Quote from: CoolBeans on February 20, 2009, 12:59:19 PM
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bombing a hill on a fixed gear bike is 10 times scarier than a skateboard
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