Author Topic: Favorite company adds a new am (Read 2467 times)

skaterskagg1 · « **on:** April 15, 2009, 02:15:42 AM »

What do you think when your favorite company adds a new am to the team. I always have a hard time adjusting to them. Especially when they've got a different style than your favorite guys already on the team.

youngblood · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2009, 03:24:42 AM »

i get a boner

??? · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:45:43 AM »

Quote from: youngblood on April 15, 2009, 03:24:42 AM

i get a boner

Well, a little bit of blood rushed into mine as well, so where does that leave us?

Pete · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2009, 08:40:52 AM »

i lose endless nights of sleep beforel ive fully adjusted to my fave brand adding a new sk8r

sweatloaf · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:05:53 AM »

Well, I just flip,out! I pace around the room nervously, biting my fingernails for hours wondering how they could do such a thing. Then I go into a rage and start punching holes in walls, headbutting stuff and kicking dogs. At some point I may be laying on the bathroom floor curled up in the fetal position with a bottle of vodka and a handfuls of pills contemplating whether I can even go on in such a world where skate companies add new ams to their teams that may not fit. Eventually, my friends and family hold an intervention and threaten to have me committed to a mental ward unless I seek counseling. Finally, I will just curl up and eat a couple pints of Chunky Monkey and feel better. It's a real emotional rollercoaster.

bentmode · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:16:20 AM »

i text the first girl i can and tell her that we need to stop talking, theres a hot new am out there who i know nothing about.

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2009, 09:37:43 AM »

I get excited if I found out from a mag while I'm away from the computer. If I'm near the computer I get frustrated because I know it will inspire GWB threads

*new am ad, doing popular trick at popular spot...says footy of it is on site (said footy has same music as something else)*

Then we get -

"Popular tricks for handrails/stairs/ledges (depending on ad) lately"
"Same music, different ad/video part"
"Ams and their shoe flow counterparts"
"Who can sponsor hop easier, ams or pros?"
"New Cons shoe in new am's ad"

There is 5 potential threads spawned from the ad instantly.

SleepyPeePee · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2009, 02:09:56 PM »

Quote from: whiskey river on April 15, 2009, 09:05:53 AM

Well, I just flip,out! I pace around the room nervously, biting my fingernails for hours wondering how they could do such a thing. Then I go into a rage and start punching holes in walls, headbutting stuff and kicking dogs. At some point I may be laying on the bathroom floor curled up in the fetal position with a bottle of vodka and a handfuls of pills contemplating whether I can even go on in such a world where skate companies add new ams to their teams that may not fit. Eventually, my friends and family hold an intervention and threaten to have me committed to a mental ward unless I seek counseling. Finally, I will just curl up and eat a couple pints of Chunky Monkey and feel better. It's a real emotional rollercoaster.

that's the funniest thing i've read this week.

i just got mental pictures of everything. hahaha

kamltoe · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2009, 02:51:23 PM »

I'm usually like...meh.

k

CeeyMar · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2009, 04:03:25 PM »

Find out everything about them, try to find their address then mail pieces of my skin and clippings of my hair (head and pubic). I then have to fix the roster of said team on my arm and carve in the newest name (usually with a frowny face). Then I have sex with a cheap hooker and call out the newest ams name....if it sounds good during the bangfest I learn to deal. I end the night sitting in the corner of my shower crying and trying to scrub off the dirtiness.

drunk guy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:25:28 PM »

i usually go on slap and talk about it with all my interweb friends

gub!! · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2009, 07:43:52 PM »

u tweet it wtf

FlatSpotLOC · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2009, 08:06:15 PM »

Hey lemme get in on this!
I normally cry for like an hour, then eat ice cream, then jerk it!

AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW killed it.

anblue · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2009, 08:13:52 PM »

ill call my mom and tell her then shell call me a pussy, then ill go to baskin robins with a gun and fire wildly in the air while saying the ams name in celebration, then ill just be like fuck you im an am

crailtapper · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:51:35 AM »

i check to see if i have any of their topps cards.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2009, 05:12:33 PM »

You are not good at making interesting topics. Your imagination is a piece of shit.

anblue · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2009, 05:17:33 PM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 16, 2009, 05:12:33 PM

You are not good at making interesting topics. Your imagination is a piece of shit.

yeah youd be the jag off that suggests a unicorn without a horn

starvingrobot · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2009, 05:18:49 PM »

You might as well start a thread titled "THE MOST INTERESTING THING MAN HAS EVER KNOWN."

And then leave the post straight fuckin' BLANK!!!

drunk guy · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2009, 07:19:33 PM »

when ever i go on slap it makes me want to go outside and never log on again

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 17, 2009, 08:42:29 AM »

depends on what ive seen from them, but if its some random dude out of the blue i usually go pick up a homeless guy on the street, tell him ill buy him a meal, then drive him to the woods and slice his head off. then i carve the Ams name into his forehead. when it makes the news i see how the am handles it. if he continues to skate after that on his shoulders then i know he can handle the stress

Author Topic: Favorite company adds a new am (Read 2467 times)

youngblood

sweatloaf

Doctor Newton

CeeyMar

FlatSpotLOC

crailtapper