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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 11:47:48 PM »
That's pretty gnarly.

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2010, 12:07:45 AM »
cool as fuck

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2010, 12:43:55 AM »
i've been smoking for longer than this kid has been alive and i can't blow a ring. respect.

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2010, 04:15:07 AM »




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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2010, 04:55:24 AM »
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"I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy,"

Well, he looks healthy.

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2010, 05:04:20 AM »
This means I have to switch from a pack a day to three just be a real man.  I hate my life.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2010, 05:15:08 AM »
Heres the clip on youtube:

« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 12:40:53 PM by crest »

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 06:28:59 AM »
I imagine this baby celebrating his fifth birthday at the bar. Playing pool. With sunglasses on.



Like this.


« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 06:53:35 AM by Cthulhu! »

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2010, 09:48:42 AM »
i've been smoking for longer than this kid has been alive and i can't blow a ring. respect.
respect. haha

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2010, 12:29:23 PM »
Indonesia is horrible when it comes to smoking cigs. My buddy who's from there and used to work for Philip Morris said everyone there pretty much smokes. Dude would get a free pack every day.
That site linked me to this one:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37344482/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/
JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT  hahaha. It's fucked up but it's so true. Obviously they'll have sex younger they don't give a shit about themselves and will take whatever comes along. Hotter chicks think highly of themselves and will preserve that pussy

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 01:37:26 PM »
I really want to feel bad for him, but he is just so hilariously chubby and cute that I can't help but back his addiction.

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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 01:46:35 PM »
This thread reminds me, I ought to pick up a pack of kreteks.


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Re: toddler smokes 40 cigarettes a day
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 02:27:17 PM »
I really want to feel bad for him, but he is just so hilariously chubby and cute that I can't help but back his addiction.

Yes. And the newspaper deemed him Ciggie smalls. Come on, that's just awesome.