It happens to the best of us at one time or another! I'll start
Last winter, after a pretty heavy night, i ended up back at a homies house making out on the couch with some random(not as random as I thought though). After a bit clothes start coming off and I notice that we are laying on a cord of some kind. I kind of give it a little tug( the cord, not my dick ya assholes) and it doesnt really move, so I say out loud "Hold on, I think were laying on my ipod or something." Chick starts dying laughing and proceeds to tell me she is a diabetic and it's the tube for her insulin pump. Weirded me out a little so I just went to sleep. Wake up in the morning with a note on the table saying "Hey, didn't want to sleep on the couch, call me if you wantto get breakfast. Love, Ipod Cord."
My friends had a blast with this one and she is forever known as "Ipod Cord".