Strange/Funny/Interesting things that happened to you. Today,recently or ever.

[Jack]

Was out drinking in Leeds (UK) a few nights ago with some friends from a hotel bar I used to work at. We were just walking into a bar in town and these two guys stop one of the girls we were with and they start talking. It turns out that the girl had been waiting on these dudes' table at the hotel earlier in the day and they had casually arranged to meet up later. The girl is this Polish chick with dark hair and these crystal blue eyes and obviously one of the dudes was into her. They flirt outside for a while and then eventually we all pile into the bar, about 15 of us. The taller of the two dudes from the hotel is American and suddenly just announces that his card is behind the bar and that we should all "have a good time" on him. Turns out his name was Trevor Donovan and that he's an actor in the new version of Beverly Hills 90210 or something. We racked up a pretty fucking big bar-tab. I have no idea how much but I drunk the best part of a whole bottle of Diplomatico Blanco Reserva rum and everyone else got pretty fucking trashed as well on premium shit. Trevor Donovan fucked my friend the waitress back at the hotel in the end anyway so any guilt was washed away. I never even spoke to him. End of story.

Thanks Trev

[finknoos]

just walking down the road when i see a guy in a mobility scooter with a bottle of cheap whisky in one hand doing a wheelie whilst shouting jiberish

some guy walked upto me in the street and said "excuse me do you have the time" i said "nah sorry i dont" to which he just shouted FUCK and ran away super fast

i was on a bus goint to the city centre (busses are quite slow near the centre because of traffic) and i look out the window to see some guy overtaking the bus on a 10 foot tall unicycle, no-one else on the bus seemed to notice

this one isnt funny or interesting but quite ironic, i saw a bus crash into a busstop

when i was in barbados a few years ago i saw alot of people sneakily hitching rides, apparently its quite common that when youre at traffic lights or a corner where you need to stop, people will just get on the back of your car (standing on the rail bit and ducking so you cant see them in the rear view mirror) and jump off when you start to go a different dirrection (some people jumping off at around 40mph)

best walk of shame ever - guy walking hoome at 8 in the morning in a little pink dress, high heels (one of which was broken) an unlit cigarette in his mouth the last inch of his bottle of rum and his face was made up like the joker

[Diogenes]

Back in 2007 I was skating Macba, BCN when this I started talking to this Canadian guy Felix who was traveling with his friend, I had a game of skate with him and a few beers.

Then in late 2008 I was in Cusco, Peru and I met this Canadian girl who was also traveling with a friend, anyway I started dating her for 4 months, then I went home to Ireland and eventually decided I would go and visit her.

She lives in a town in Nova Scotia with about 5,000 people, but to my surprise I end up meeting this guy Felix when I'm there and she even knows him! Also, the guy who he was travelling with is the brother of the girl who my (ex)girlfriend was traveling with.

The chances are slim, very slim of that happening. Pretty crazy no?

P.S.

this one isnt funny or interesting but quite ironic, i saw a bus crash into a busstop

I have a friend who crashed into one of those "Accident Black Spot" signs 

[stab]

^that one is pretty gnarly.

when I was in bcn a month or so ago I met girls from Maine that knew a guy that I worked with in Colorado a couple years ago.  I also met girls from my University that graduated with me during the same ceremony and it seemed like we were even sitting relatively close to each other.

pretty stoked on both of those ones

after leaving bcn I stopped in Figueres for a day (Monday) to see the Dali museum. It happened to be closed for the day so after a few hours of sulking and exploring I attempted to get a night-train to Paris. It was too late in the day so I ended up buying a pizza and some beers and shacking up at the outdoor bus station there for the night.  After giving half of my food away to these sketchy dudes from Morrocco, I chilled with this French-Indian dude who was eating plastic water bottles, drinking whiskey, rubbing incense? on his crotch, and was seemingly going to BCN to die.  He assured me that he would look after me while I slept, but ten minutes later he fell asleep himself and in the morning he was gone and had left his luggage and jacket on the bench he was sleeping at. 

[Mouth]

When I was a kid, I used to spend most of my summers at my grandparents house in Scotland. One morning at 7am (due to jetlag), I was sitting on the curb outside their house waiting for the other kids to come out and play when a milk float rounded the corner.

Evidently, the milkman at the wheel considered himself a mack of the highest order, because he was letting the float roll on while leaping out and delivering bottles of milk to people's doorsteps. As he approached, he must have overestimated his mackness, because the milk float crashed into a concrete lamppost on the pavement, causing it to collapse and block the road.

I was stoked.

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I just saw a guy who is about 75% bald... styling a faux hawk.

[Zurg]

When I was a kid, I used to spend most of my summers at my grandparents house in Scotland. One morning at 7am (due to jetlag), I was sitting on the curb outside their house waiting for the other kids to come out and play when a milk float rounded the corner.

Evidently, the milkman at the wheel considered himself a mack of the highest order, because he was letting the float roll on while leaping out and delivering bottles of milk to people's doorsteps. As he approached, he must have overestimated his mackness, because the milk float crashed into a concrete lamppost on the pavement, causing it to collapse and block the road.

I was stoked.

maybe he was originally from the bay area

[InternetDaddy]

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When I was a kid, I used to spend most of my summers at my grandparents house in Scotland. One morning at 7am (due to jetlag), I was sitting on the curb outside their house waiting for the other kids to come out and play when a milk float rounded the corner.

Evidently, the milkman at the wheel considered himself a mack of the highest order, because he was letting the float roll on while leaping out and delivering bottles of milk to people's doorsteps. As he approached, he must have overestimated his mackness, because the milk float crashed into a concrete lamppost on the pavement, causing it to collapse and block the road.

I was stoked.

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maybe he was originally from the bay area

I didn't know Mr. Fab was a milkman in Scotland.

I was skating in DC a couple weeks ago and there was a homeless guy with a newspaper screaming every word to every article and walking in circles. That was kind of interesting.

[Bobbito]

In SF once some friends and I were waiting for a bus. My friend starts talking to a girl at the bus stop, telling her how we're not really waiting for the bus but our driver is picking us up in our limo from here. He was obviously joking, but suddenly a limo comes around the corner, jokingly, my friend waves him down. The limo stops. A crazy dude opens his window and just says "Get in." My friend just goes with it and hops in, and another friend and I follow and jump in. The guy tells us its like $5 to go anywhere in the city, and takes us home. The entire way home he told us stories of people having meth fueled sex in the limo we were sitting in. Made it a little less luxurious. The whole thing was pretty strange in how it happened though.

WAS IT ALL SHITTY IN BACK AND DID THE GUY HAVE TWO PITBULLS SITTING SHOTGUN?

[ice nine]

met and travelled with a guy in nicaragua last year, who was from whitehorse, yukon. (among tons of other things obv) he talked about how he had recently lost his journal/idea book which he cherished. a month later in guatemala i met a couple from dawson, a city somewhat near whitehorse. they'd never met the original guy, but had found his journal at a party and kept it because the guy's kinda crazy. gave them his info and he got it back earlier this year.

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt]

im 22 picked up this girl who's around my age at this pub,she takes me to her house i bonezone it get up yo take a piss but a was pretty haggard ended up walking into her moms room who was a couger(if you happen to be hammed) i jump in bed ready for round 2 i hit it doggy wake up the next morning realize the eventes that just transpired and bounced. so that was a pretty eventful and overall lucky night

[Soul Doubt]

im 22 picked up this girl who's around my age at this pub,she takes me to her house i bonezone it get up yo take a piss but a was pretty haggard ended up walking into her moms room who was a couger(if you happen to be hammed) i jump in bed ready for round 2 i hit it doggy wake up the next morning realize the eventes that just transpired and bounced. so that was a pretty eventful and overall lucky night

Have you ever heard of using a period? It's the little dot two keys over from the "M" key.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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In SF once some friends and I were waiting for a bus. My friend starts talking to a girl at the bus stop, telling her how we're not really waiting for the bus but our driver is picking us up in our limo from here. He was obviously joking, but suddenly a limo comes around the corner, jokingly, my friend waves him down. The limo stops. A crazy dude opens his window and just says "Get in." My friend just goes with it and hops in, and another friend and I follow and jump in. The guy tells us its like $5 to go anywhere in the city, and takes us home. The entire way home he told us stories of people having meth fueled sex in the limo we were sitting in. Made it a little less luxurious. The whole thing was pretty strange in how it happened though.

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WAS IT ALL SHITTY IN BACK AND DID THE GUY HAVE TWO PITBULLS SITTING SHOTGUN?

Pretty ragged in back, no pit bulls that I saw though.

[William Jefferson Clinton]

Saw a dude with a Swatiska tatooed on his today in line at the store today.

[Davy]

About a week or two ago I went to the lake with some friends and proceeded to get drunk out of my mind. After apparently jumping over the fire with my balls out and traveling 15 minutes to get firewood or something, I passed out in the back of my car. I wake up and some guy who is equally as drunk as me is driving us to IHOP. After throwing up multiple times in the parking lot, I felt sober enough to drive home. At about 5 am, I decide to shower and discover I had sharted in my pants while sleeping.

These are the days I'll proudly remember when I'm forty.

[Doctor Handsome]

I beat off in the back of German class in 11th grade.

[stab]

beat off during a 'computer day' in art class in middle school
beat off during lunch using butter in the middle of the cafeteria while sitting across from the 'big tits' middle school girl

[BraveUlysses]

Some dude in my school got caught jerking it in the back of the chorus room. He had a binder over his dick so nobody could see. The teacher saw him and said something like, "gimme that phone" and she pulled the binder away and all was revealed. My friend asked him about the incident and the dude was all like, "I really had my phone out but I didn't want it to be taken so I said I was jacking off.

[Doctor Handsome]

Thanks for stealing my thunder guys.

[GarglesCmen]

So much shit has happened to me over the years that was just out of the ordinary

I remember one birthday of mine, it was on Friday the 13th and I was just chilling outside with some friends. We went out to put cans on the road and watch cars run them over. It was a success. We were leaving the spot and walking to my friends house, it was like 11pm so it was late. This cop car decked out with all this Christmas gear stops us right when my friend hands me this piece of concrete that looks like some weird shank.  The cop bends over looking for what he thought was like meth or something and while he is bent over, my other friend starts laughing his ass off to the sight of the cops ass and he got sent to the back seat of the police car. Long story short, we got off free.

We went drive-by water ballooning like 2 years ago and there was this guy bent over doing yard work. I aiming while my friend was going 20 but I missed the shot by like 3 feet. We were bummed but didn't think anything of it. 5 minutes later, I notice this truck behind us. He could of exited like 3 other ways depending on where he wanted to go so I knew something was up. I told my friend "If he makes this next left turn behind us, he is following us". Sure enough, he takes the turn and he has the weirdest siren I have ever heard on a normal truck. We go into this one neighborhood and the guy is obviously chasing us but the weird thing was that he was following all the traffic laws haha stopping at every stop sign. We were with this one kid who thought he knew where he was going and he led us to a cul-de-sac, luckily the guy chasing us was too stupid to kinda box us in so we couldn't escape. We got away, dumped the water balloons and started laughing while are hands were still shaking.

My last story took place like 5 years ago. We were out during curfew and were going through cars and stuff (me and my friend didn't take anything (besides a bag of goldfish haha)). It was about 4 in the morning and we notice someone walking. We thought it was someone walking a dog but it wasn't at all. It was a cop. Well, blah blah blah, we ended up in holding but the weird part was on the way home (I had to go with the cop since I had no ride at the time), the cop I was with started blasting Bloodhound Gang and he turned out to be the tightest cop ever.

[Monty Burns]

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im 22 picked up this girl who's around my age at this pub,she takes me to her house i bonezone it get up yo take a piss but a was pretty haggard ended up walking into her moms room who was a couger(if you happen to be hammed) i jump in bed ready for round 2 i hit it doggy wake up the next morning realize the eventes that just transpired and bounced. so that was a pretty eventful and overall lucky night

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Have you ever heard of using a period? It's the little dot two keys over from the "M" key.

I call BS on that story