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Re: Hookers
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2006, 09:22:03 PM »
i bet there pussys get sore at the end of the day

Its probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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Re: Hookers
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2006, 09:27:14 AM »
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i bet there pussys get sore at the end of the day
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Its probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

haha, dat 1 wuz on family guy

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Re: Hookers
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2006, 03:40:01 PM »
here's my whore house story. kind of long but I think it's funny.

One night me and a long time friend had a wild hair to do some wip it's. I have no idea why but that was our mission was to find whip it's. So we started going to all the adult novelty type places but all the ones we knew about were out of business or just closed. Anyway, while trying to find one of these places we saw a place that looked about right and went in. We walk in and it's this room with a bunch of mexican guys and black guys (not being racial just factual) and they were all dressed to kill and all looked like they were really anxious. As soon as we walked in they all started asking us

"yo man, you know another place?"

We had no idea what was going on.

On the other side of the room was a metal gate that I guess locked. This old asian lady came out in a rob that she was holding closed and she looked super stressed. she yelled out:

"oh no, toooo busy, no more..."

right about then my friend and I figured out where we were at. We left and had a really good laugh.

We both worked in restaraunts and thought it was funny to think about being in the weeds when you are whore. Like you got dicks lined up out the door and even the madam is having to take a few over. And you know every guy that goes in those places is looking for marthon porno action so these bitches are getting their asses annilated all night. If you get crazy weeded in a restaraunt you might be walking a little funny after work because you get waiter ass, well I am guessing the whores coming out that place had some serious whore ass the next day.

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Re: Hookers
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2006, 03:47:23 PM »
Every female is one.

and if you fucked a hooker... cut your dick off and burn it, for the benefit of humanity.