AnyOne Wanna Get Creative With Kleenex?

[stonerjesus.]

I Need Your Help! I'm In This regular Class Called "Curiousness". I Really Only Took It Because I Was Curious About What This Class Could Be About, But I'm Now Stuck In It And I Have To Complete The Assignments. Luckily, The Only Assignment For This Class Is Keeping A Blog In Which 4 Times A Week, I Must Post A Project. These "Projects" Have No Guidelines. They Just Have To Be Creative, Unique, And Show Evidence Of Taking At Least 45 Minutes To Complete. There's A Catch Though: All Projects Have To Be Somehow Connected To The Brand Kleenex. For Example, I Could Post A Story On The Blog That Somehow Incorporated Kleenex, Or I Could Post A Video Of Myself Simply Blowing Kleenex Boxes Up With A Description Underneath. Pretty Much Anything Goes. Its Very Open-Ended. I'm Just Drawing A Blank. Any Ideas? I Know You Guys Are OH SO CREATIVE. Thanks In Advance!

[Mooley]

What on Earth would ever possess you to type like that?

[sven thorkel]

this is a masturbation joke, right? you could have also got "creative" with a sock, or maybe even a rag   

[stonerjesus.]

While, Projects Relating To Masturbation Are Possible And Humorous, I Would Enjoy Some More Constructive Ideas.

[skate_bored]

pretty sure you are only gonna get masturbation jokes. maybe get creative with how you jack off? see how many Kleenex it takes to wipe the cum off your girls back? from her tits. maybe figure out a way to use the Kleenex to get the pube jizz cleaned up, I've always hated when it gets in there because it just ends up all crusty.

[SteamyRayVaughan]

wear the boxes on your feet & try skating? i dunno
or just go hogwild on a box with your techdeck

[cringe.]

You should design a box so that the hole where you take the tissues out of is decorated like a vagina, that would be pretty funny. Attention to detail is crucial, I want a smattering of pubes, subtle clitoris, accurate labia colouration etc etc.

Then fill it with semen soaked tissues, perhaps you will cause creation

[stonerjesus.]

OH HELLS YEAH Steamy And Cringe! Now We Are Talking! Keep 'Em Coming! I Have To Make In All 54 Projects So All Ideas Are Appreciated!

[Gnarwhal]

you should make a human sized kleenex box out of kleenex boxes

[GarglesCmen]

You should design a box so that the hole where you take the tissues out of is decorated like a vagina, that would be pretty funny. Attention to detail is crucial, I want a smattering of pubes, subtle clitoris, accurate labia colouration etc etc.

Then fill it with semen soaked tissues, perhaps you will cause creation

I thought of remotely the same thing, want to jackoff back to back sometime handsome?