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Bam Storied
« on: May 31, 2026, 05:52:01 PM »
Didn't see a thread on this.  Pretty entertaining especially for the skate nerds, Bam really has a knack for telling skate lore.  seems to have razor sharp memory for all things skateboarding related

« Last Edit: May 31, 2026, 05:58:42 PM by idontlikeyouinthatway »
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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2026, 08:35:38 PM »
Yes, i agreed.
He got that old man at the bar way of telling stories

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2026, 08:58:26 PM »
Good 2 seem him prideful over his legacy with FDR nobody was doing it like him. One of the few dudes that can talk shit like that about a place and back it up. He really had it like that bam fdr footy is magic.

Antuans part dropped shortly after his storied maybe bam will come thru this year with something hes been at it for a minute now.

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2026, 03:32:07 AM »
Bams memory really impresses me, he seems to remember lots of very specific details about stuff that happened 30 years ago.

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2026, 09:45:42 AM »
Bams memory really impresses me, he seems to remember lots of very specific details about stuff that happened 30 years ago.

Also something that impressed me. in my mind once you start making up your own alphabet, and after all the mud youve dragged, youd probably lose alot of that information. Dudes talks so much passion and reverence for not just skateboarding but specific skateboarders and time perioids with such detail. Its very cool to hear him talk so genuinely and enthusiastically about skateboarding after all this time and all the dark places it took him.

Fame is a hell of drug, interviews like this make you imagine a world where there was no cky or MTV. If bam focused on skateboarding exclusively im sure he wouldnt have been as big as he was, or made as much money, but I feel like he still would have had a lucrative career just sans the mass fame and cult appeal, and maybe ended up a lot happier.

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2026, 10:48:24 AM »
Watched it last night. Never cared too much about Bam, but it was an entertaining watch!

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2026, 11:28:11 AM »
This made me remember how dope Bam´s skate style was in the Jump off a building era.

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2026, 03:55:47 AM »
^His nollie fs 180s down gaps from that era remain my favourites. Something about how he pops, stays behind the board and then just plops down on them is exactly right.

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2026, 05:23:06 AM »
I wanna be hyped on a bam come back but yesterday he was posting stories showing off his neighbors van that had a bunch of democrats on it saying “lock them up” and shit idk kinda bummed he’s maga

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2026, 05:32:04 AM »
I wanna be hyped on a bam come back but yesterday he was posting stories showing off his neighbors van that had a bunch of democrats on it saying “lock them up” and shit idk kinda bummed he’s maga
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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2026, 01:17:36 PM »
You can kinda tell who was either a major kook or like 9 years old back in the mid 2000’s if they’re hyped on Bam having a comeback.

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2026, 01:26:16 PM »
You can kinda tell who was either a major kook or like 9 years old back in the mid 2000’s if they’re hyped on Bam having a comeback.

If someone getting healthy and back into skating vs ending up in a ditch than count me in im king of the kooks

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2026, 01:32:09 PM »
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You can kinda tell who was either a major kook or like 9 years old back in the mid 2000’s if they’re hyped on Bam having a comeback.
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If someone getting healthy and back into skating vs ending up in a ditch than count me in im king of the kooks

Glad he’s not dead I guess but idgaf about him or if he skates or not. Him getting this spotlight is only taking it off of someone current who’s more deserving. fuck all these industry vampires cashing in too.


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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2026, 02:04:01 PM »
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You can kinda tell who was either a major kook or like 9 years old back in the mid 2000’s if they’re hyped on Bam having a comeback.
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If someone getting healthy and back into skating vs ending up in a ditch than count me in im king of the kooks
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Glad he’s not dead I guess but idgaf about him or if he skates or not. Him getting this spotlight is only taking it off of someone current who’s more deserving. fuck all these industry vampires cashing in too.




2nd most famous skater of all time getting a truck cw isn’t necessarily at the expense of whoever else is on Slappy getting a colorway.  It’s helping Slappy more than doing anything for Bam

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2026, 05:53:43 PM »
You can kinda tell who was either a major kook or like 9 years old back in the mid 2000’s if they’re hyped on Bam having a comeback.

Ohh the him and the heartagram stuff was just terrible, I don’t think anybody will come on here and say oh ya that was cool. But he definitely used to rip. He was obviously a skateboarder like all of us before all the weird fame shit and the tv shows.

So it makes me happy to see a fellow skateboarder rediscovering what they used to love. He is obviously enjoying himself. I think just because somebody rides a skateboard that doesn’t mean you have to like them, but one should still give other skaters respect if that makes sense. Not my quote, I think Darren kaehne said that
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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2026, 09:07:55 PM »
I wanna be hyped on a bam come back but yesterday he was posting stories showing off his neighbors van that had a bunch of democrats on it saying “lock them up” and shit idk kinda bummed he’s maga

yes king, an ig story of your crazy neighbors stuff proves it 100%.  need him to perform his own abortion and make a haj to mecca to prove otherwise bc he would have destroyed their property if he was an ally.
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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2026, 09:21:40 PM »
You can kinda tell who was either a major kook or like 9 years old back in the mid 2000’s if they’re hyped on Bam having a comeback.

Ill bite.

Bams one of the few skateboarders I feel like actually does owe skateboarding a legitimate full part. In b4 "he dont owe you shit" and thats 100. But for me I think its kinda lame the only real part he really had is the toy machine one. By the time elementality dropped he was already a made man, most of it was footy he very obviously filmed as b roll for the shows. Some of it is beleive was cutting room floor cky shit. I don't give a fuck much for the heartgram shit. It was a fun era of television same with cky. But i think of all the people synonymous with pro skateboarding, especially in the mainstream, he has the weakest portfolio and least deserving when it comes to the video resume. Hate him or love him even fat bam has a style thats unique to skateboarding. I dont wanna be a fan of bam. But as a fan of skateboarding when he does a frontside flip or when he does some fucked air off those bumps at fdr.

Itd be cool to see the dude actually put passion into a part. If that makes me a kook so be it.

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #17 on: Today at 08:18:58 AM »
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I wanna be hyped on a bam come back but yesterday he was posting stories showing off his neighbors van that had a bunch of democrats on it saying “lock them up” and shit idk kinda bummed he’s maga
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yes king, an ig story of your crazy neighbors stuff proves it 100%.  need him to perform his own abortion and make a haj to mecca to prove otherwise bc he would have destroyed their property if he was an ally.
in the video bam clearly says lock them all up

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #18 on: Today at 09:12:10 AM »
how anyone can give a shit about bam is beyond me, just one of the absolute lamest personalities in the history of skateboarding

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Re: Bam Storied
« Reply #19 on: Today at 09:32:53 AM »
I liked the frontside nosegrind he did in Arto's part. Modern Bam however is just like any other 2-beers-too-loud personal space invading punisher at your local skatepark waxing poetic about how much they used to rip. Bam's biggest fan is Bam, and that is his biggest weakness.