So..the thing I'm most curious about is: how did your accommodating lady friend feel during/after the act was performed? Was she just grossed out the whole time or was she into it even when those squishy ovals entered her vaginal canal? Were there any worries about the smell or the possibility of one of them getting squished up there? Are things still going well relationship-wise after your darkest sexual desire has already been fulfilled?
It was a fun time. When putting one egg inside it kind of popped out on its own, due to the inherent properties of the hoo-hizzle. Naturally, I wanted to find out what would happen if I took it to the next level: 2 eggs.
After I placed the second within her, she became panicked when it would not simply pop out like the first egg did. I stood there laughing as this full grown woman was squating down in her timeshare in Anaheim in an attempt to get a hardboiled egg out of her genitalia. Eventually it came out and we laughed together. She asked me if we needed to "reshoot" after she found out about the trouble I was having getting the video off my phone and onto my pc.
I talk to her often still. What happened during that magical weekend has only caused her to become more aroused by me, and the deviant sexual behavior orchestrated by the pugmaster will linger with her for a lifetime.
Everytime she goes grocery shopping, there I will be... right near the dairy aisle.