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What do you think of the new skatebag from G005E sb.

SUPER DOPE! I want one..
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Voting closed: March 27, 2015, 03:06:03 PM

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The Skateboard BackPack
« on: March 12, 2015, 03:06:03 PM »
New Skatebags from G005E.com in Los Angeles, are killing the game right now. What do you think?
« Last Edit: March 12, 2015, 03:09:49 PM by ABcrack »

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2015, 03:07:53 PM »
Is that the sales rep for Walmart ?

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2015, 04:31:01 PM »
Backpacks are for junkies and mentally disabled people

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2015, 04:47:12 PM »
I can't unsee what i just looked at through that link. Thats on me, I should have known better.

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2015, 08:44:08 PM »
Backpacks are for junkies and mentally disabled people

hahahah truth

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2015, 10:28:57 PM »
I really hope the people that came up with the name "Goose" haven't tricked any of their friends into investing in this.
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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2015, 12:10:39 AM »
ABcrack, responses regarding your product will likely be overwhelmingly negative or humorous. Here is why:

It is likely that you are an outsider to skateboarding. As with many social groups with younger participants, skateboarders tend to be wary of outsiders. Partly due to the spirit of the culture and what we deal with on the street, skateboarders can also be somewhat anti-authoritarian. So if you tell us that you're "killing the game", we tend not to believe you.

It would also appear, after unfortunate viewings of your videos, that you may have confused the grouping of "skateboarding" with other activities that involve rolling on a planks of wood. While it would take far too long to explain why, let's just say people who like Jimi Hendrix and the Rolling Stones probably would not listen to Nickleback even though they all play "rock and roll". Hence, one of your models rolling around carpet on an electric-powered deck while wearing one of your stripey backpacks looks very strange to most posters here.

Finally, the product itself does not seem to serve a purpose. Why does the fabric wrap around the nose and tail, but not the trucks? Is the inside reinforced to prevent griptape abrasion? Is it rip-stop, ballistic, cotton duck? Why does the board go right up against your back? It seems like you'd hit your head and ass with it, especially with the nose and tail pointing inwards. I sometimes use a backpack with a strap when I'm traveling--most are designed to hold the board behind the bag so that you could roll it. But what scenario would I use this little thing when I could just hold my board?

While the current offering of skate bags by actual skate companies leave much to be desired, your product does not address any of the existing shortcomings in that market.


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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2015, 12:25:56 AM »
Plus it looks like you have a giant dick and balls strapped to your back. I'm not certain but I would imagine the target demographic  for such a product would be limited.


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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2015, 02:29:44 AM »
What is this crap?

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2015, 03:19:26 AM »
New Skatebags from G005E.com in Los Angeles, are killing the game right now. What do you think?

dear ABcrack - you absolutely dont know what you do.
you product bring nothing new to the "skatebags" table - i have seen better skatebags 25 years ago.
the whole look of the  product, company and marketing isnt on point.
your chance to get the target group of core skater is zero.

sorry, but hopefully you havent waste too much money.
 

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2015, 04:17:14 AM »
Backpacks are for junkies and mentally disabled people

So which one is muska?

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2015, 05:10:05 AM »

That performance fleece fit tho...


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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2015, 05:19:54 AM »
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Backpacks are for junkies and mentally disabled people
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So which one is muska?

both?

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2015, 09:14:30 AM »


This was the ultimate. i miss mine. Although I had this terrible green color because CCS at the tiem wouldn't let you pick, they just sent whatever one they wanted.

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2015, 09:17:42 AM »
The best skateboard backpack was the old DVS one that had the chair built into it. Sometimes when I go skate, I just want to sit.

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2015, 09:37:09 AM »
Sometimes when I go skate, I just want to sit.


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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2015, 10:08:07 AM »


slingz tho

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2015, 02:23:15 PM »
I'd sooner transport my board by mall grabbing it rather than wearing that bag.
Shit could be worse

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2015, 03:04:10 AM »
Getting one of these for sure


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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2015, 03:46:38 AM »


This was the ultimate. i miss mine. Although I had this terrible green color because CCS at the tiem wouldn't let you pick, they just sent whatever one they wanted.
I wanted that backpack so bad when I was in middle school.
My parents ended up buying me some black and yellow Adio backpack instead that had straps that held the board horizontally instead of vertically, so my board was always hitting the wall when I would walk through narrow doorways, or would knock shit over when i would walk too close to tables or shelves. That backpack ended up lasting me years though. I had it up until just a few years back actually, when a hole wore through the bottom.
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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2015, 09:55:01 AM »
The best skateboard backpack was the old DVS one that had the chair built into it. Sometimes when I go skate, I just want to sit.

I had the navy Antihero backpack that had a cooler in the bottom, I always wished they would combine the DVS chair technology as well.
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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2015, 05:06:12 AM »
Buy any backpack you want , put on backpack with board between your back and the backpack resting on the straps Horizontally

DONE

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2015, 09:46:06 AM »
Chair bags come back 2015

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2015, 02:54:05 PM »
I like this crafty, brand new trend of using a 5 instead of an S. What'll they think of next? Using a 0 instead of an O? OMGLOL

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2015, 06:50:00 AM »
New Skatebags from G005E.com in Los Angeles, are killing the game right now. What do you think?

I hate it when people's relatives die that worked their whole life for their money roll over in their grave because their grandson blows the whole lifetime of achievement on a mis-spelled piece of shit company and then proceeds to go to the most core skate forum with no posts and expects us to vote on if it is cool or not.

I might take my inheritance fly out there and kick the fuck out of goose. after all i am the maverick!

P.S. your bag looks like a giant condom. Why the hell do i need to protect my whole board? it gets beat to shit by nature. I guess it's so my mom doesn't see my fucking awesome graphic. go back to LA asshole

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2015, 06:55:23 AM »
Getting one of these for sure



It is a nice hat but it doesn't match my board protector bag. i love sk8ing a lot but i gots to match my gear when i go to da sk8park. What kind of Jncos should we buy? haha

your post made my day, i didn't even notice the hat, i was focused on the condom bags.

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2015, 06:57:45 AM »
ABcrack, responses regarding your product will likely be overwhelmingly negative or humorous. Here is why:

It is likely that you are an outsider to skateboarding. As with many social groups with younger participants, skateboarders tend to be wary of outsiders. Partly due to the spirit of the culture and what we deal with on the street, skateboarders can also be somewhat anti-authoritarian. So if you tell us that you're "killing the game", we tend not to believe you.

It would also appear, after unfortunate viewings of your videos, that you may have confused the grouping of "skateboarding" with other activities that involve rolling on a planks of wood. While it would take far too long to explain why, let's just say people who like Jimi Hendrix and the Rolling Stones probably would not listen to Nickleback even though they all play "rock and roll". Hence, one of your models rolling around carpet on an electric-powered deck while wearing one of your stripey backpacks looks very strange to most posters here.

Finally, the product itself does not seem to serve a purpose. Why does the fabric wrap around the nose and tail, but not the trucks? Is the inside reinforced to prevent griptape abrasion? Is it rip-stop, ballistic, cotton duck? Why does the board go right up against your back? It seems like you'd hit your head and ass with it, especially with the nose and tail pointing inwards. I sometimes use a backpack with a strap when I'm traveling--most are designed to hold the board behind the bag so that you could roll it. But what scenario would I use this little thing when I could just hold my board?

While the current offering of skate bags by actual skate companies leave much to be desired, your product does not address any of the existing shortcomings in that market.



I think you have this all wrong, you can tell by the picture of the guy in the completely loud suit, they have years of R and D in this bag. I definitely swang my vote to "super dope". Finally a company that gets me personally. I am a complete idiot that lacks practicality. I bought two bags so i can wrap up both my boardz. when i leave the house i am not sure if i need to longboard or trick skate so i am always prepared thanks to GOO5E.

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Re: The Skateboard BackPack
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2015, 07:03:00 AM »
New Skatebags from G005E.com in Los Angeles, are killing the game right now. What do you think?

Everyone please do me the biggest of favors. . . go to the site, please. the gear makes so much sense to me. I lack everything that makes an intelligent human being for a hint  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)