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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #90 on: February 02, 2025, 09:03:57 PM »
someone needs to intervene. This guy has been on computer and trying to influence too much. He's so LA pilled.

He needs to go like, just work in a shop for a bit. Or get an email job. Idk. Something tangible. His mental health is tanking with this influencer stuff.

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #91 on: February 05, 2025, 07:31:52 PM »
Wake up babe, Steezus just posted a new YouTube video!

https://youtu.be/OUIedTTS8Uk?si=KpvrkwHSU0xYv0Wf

I'm so glad I watched Steezus Christ eat breakfast. If thats how shit is kicking off I can't wait for all the other interesting ideas in episode 3.

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #92 on: February 05, 2025, 07:52:00 PM »
Kinda weird to me that there is a market for watching an underemployed person go about their daily life.
There’s little more to glean from his upload than the floor plan of his place.
Great if you plan on robbing him I guess, but hard to pinpoint the allure here otherwise.
You’ve still got another strike in this at bat, Steezless; you can do it.
I believe in you!

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #93 on: February 06, 2025, 12:32:57 AM »
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I don't really want to watch the whole day in the life video, but can anyone timestamp the part where he looks for a 9 to 5 job?
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You may be describing an after black hammer, that is seemingly beyond his capabilities.

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #94 on: February 06, 2025, 02:58:10 AM »
Why is everyone so obsessed with someone finding a 9 to 5. The majority of them are just as useless and soulless as trying to be an influencer

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #95 on: February 06, 2025, 01:15:21 PM »
Popped in to Whatever and saw this thread was re-upped

Oh man... Watching that first yt video silla posted. Steezus really is locked in to the social media game.
Nice of him to give his version of why he left the nine club.
Anyway, he goes on a lot about how life on social media was his main occupation but that overall he doesn't have any real skills. He'll acknowledge that things aren't working out for him but then he'll equate it to a some weird guru schtick like "Life is dark, Imma be the light" or some other nonsensical hot air. He's a breathing contradiction: My mental health is bad but I don't care about the trolls...
Every once in a while he'll actually say something real which from what I can understand is that he's lonely and has no real friends - which is understandable if he only seeks existence through social media or other socia media users/influencers etc.

I'm truly confused as to how he maintains his lifestyle without any real income?
I'm also quite shocked by all the waste his plastic bottles will make when he could just buy a big bottle. I guess that's beside the point.

Oh, and there has to be irony in him wearing a sweat shirt with the slogan "Make sure your friends are ok" when he is not ok and has no friends.

The only benefit I will give him is that he seems to have aspirations to become a vlogger who delivers chill content for people to zone out to. During covid I started following a couple vloggers like that because I also needed to detach and chill out from the harsh reality of a global pandemic. Even today I found a vlogger named yvette who is a trucker who just films her life on the road with minimal focus on herself. The underlying thing though is that these vloggers actually have concrete jobs and/or skills. Watching steezus make breakfast, attempt a rubiks cube or tell me what he sees outside his window is something I can do for free.

I've gone on for too long here. I need to log off. Steezus should too.

ps I made it to the end of the second video. My advice to you steezus is why not try going to culinary school? The look of your kitchen / fridge makes me think you don't cook much if at all. Learn a real skill. Get a real job.
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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #96 on: February 06, 2025, 02:29:24 PM »
Learn a skill, like this guy.


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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #97 on: March 10, 2025, 05:05:16 PM »
So that’s it?

Any update @hello slap ?

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #98 on: March 10, 2025, 07:13:49 PM »
Kinda weird to me that there is a market for watching an underemployed person go about their daily life.

Steezus has always been overemployed

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2025, 11:13:50 PM »
Learn a skill, like this guy.



i watched this whole video because i couldn’t look away. then i navigated to his channel, hoping i might find some new information that would help me understand better what i had just watched. what i found was not at all what i expected. purity like that is hard to come by. steezman, take note.
“Oh boy lemme post a link to an IG story that only exists for 24 hours that will likely be deleted 47 seconds after it was posted!”

SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE HOLY FUCK.

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #100 on: March 12, 2025, 10:27:52 AM »
So that’s it?

Any update @hello slap ?

I hate to say it but he may have already given up on YouTube. His last upload was January 31, 2025, bringing his total videos to three https://www.youtube.com/@Steezus.

He is still active on TikTok, but not posting as regularly as he once was. He seems to post just once a week now, and I think that's only because he has to fulfill his obligations as a Ghost Lifestyle ambassador https://www.ghostlifestyle.com/blogs/meet-the-family/steezus. Since we last checked in, he's posted five times, and four of those posts are basically advertisements for Ghost supplements. The one outlier was him reciting lines from Next Friday https://www.tiktok.com/@steezusshuttlesworth/video/7475558678762884394.

On a positive note though he did master the Rubik's Cube thanks @GHOST LIFESTYLE greens! https://www.tiktok.com/@steezusshuttlesworth/video/7468776626520640811

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #101 on: March 12, 2025, 11:05:37 AM »
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just solved a cube
Put colors side by side, side by side, and now it's done
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my show is done
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never day dreamed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Youtube show?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a Kansas city
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ
No, we will not let you go (let him go)
بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ
We will not let you go (let him go)
بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ
We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (never, never, never, never let me go)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go
The Nine Club has a legacy-profile in me, in me, in me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

~

[...]

With humble beginnings originating from Kansas City, MO, DeWayne "Steezus Christ" McMurry is a living expression of what life looks like when you stay true to what you believe in and pursue your dreams.

From manifesting some of the most extraordinary opportunities, to withholding the composure to battle through unfavorable situations, DeWayne has been a genuine inspiration to not only his peers and individuals around the world, but has truly influenced an entire culture and inspired the new generation.

As one of the most known unknowns in the world of skateboarding, DeWayne's association with The Berrics, one of the world's most visited skate websites, introduced the general public to the "Steezus Christ'' brand. His infectious personality and good energy was undeniable, and his 'public debut' on The Berrics created a cult following, which compounded DeWayne's positive influence on the culture overnight. DeWayne’s been an industry figurehead ever since, effectively producing and creating content be- hind the scenes, whilst simultaneously maintaining a strong on-camera presence.

With an unwavering desire for knowledge, a non-stop positive outlook on life, and a contagiously uplifting spirit, DeWayne has not only been the ideal ambassador for a bundle of industry-critical brands such as Skullcandy, eS Footwear, and The Berrics, but most notably has transcended the skateboard industry to become a notable figure in the sneaker world and streetwear culture.

Under his mantra of "Don't quit your day dream", DeWayne is a reminder to all that dreams do come true and a lifestyle can become your job. DeWayne is a reflection of patience, persistence and conviction, of which he stayed true to himself and his beliefs. Thus, resulting in a character who is well-known globally for his passion to continue growing skateboarding ethically, and keeping kids all around the world uplifted and inspired.

DeWayne is one of the most recognizable digital media profiles in the industry, and is blessed to travel the world and engage the youth, investing his time simply to remind kids and his admirers not to quit their day dream. That said, it's clear that DeWayne’s ability to inspire others simply through his inherent character and way of living is due to his conscious efforts to stay grounded, and most importantly, spend time to reflect. This can be seen on a weekly basis on the globally recognized podcast, The Nine Club Experience.

DeWayne's delivery, both verbally and in action, is a demonstration that qualifies he lives by the advice he gives. Unquestionably respected by his peers, associates and corporate partners, DeWayne is a pure "by-product" of what a wholesome life in skate- boarding can create if one stays true to themselves and the culture that raised them. DeWayne’s embodiment of this testament is what makes him so valuable to the industry, of which he stands to become a legacy-profile that will never be forgotten.
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So that’s it?

Any update @hello slap ?
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I hate to say it but he may have already given up on YouTube. His last upload was January 31, 2025, bringing his total videos to three https://www.youtube.com/@Steezus.

He is still active on TikTok, but not posting as regularly as he once was. He seems to post just once a week now, and I think that's only because he has to fulfill his obligations as a Ghost Lifestyle ambassador https://www.ghostlifestyle.com/blogs/meet-the-family/steezus. Since we last checked in, he's posted five times, and four of those posts are basically advertisements for Ghost supplements. The one outlier was him reciting lines from Next Friday https://www.tiktok.com/@steezusshuttlesworth/video/7475558678762884394.

On a positive note though he did master the Rubik's Cube thanks @GHOST LIFESTYLE greens! https://www.tiktok.com/@steezusshuttlesworth/video/7468776626520640811
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He's back! Expressing his fears of becoming a millionaire! https://www.tiktok.com/@steezusshuttlesworth/video/7501473092795960618

And one of the floor hosts for tonight's THPS Fest live on Twitch! Tune in! 6 pm PT!

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He's back! Expressing his fears of becoming a millionaire! https://www.tiktok.com/@steezusshuttlesworth/video/7501473092795960618

And one of the floor hosts for tonight's THPS Fest live on Twitch! Tune in! 6 pm PT!

that was the pussiest shit i have ever seen in my life. probably the hardest i have laughed in some time, it’s good to know that when we were all making fun of him he was merely “shrinking himself down so others could shine”. what an absolute insufferable fucking moron.

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: The Steezus Christ aka Steezusshuttlesworth aka DeWayne McMurry TV Show
« Reply #106 on: January 24, 2026, 08:51:26 PM »
Crazy how much pop he had coming out of that hardflip back tail hardflip!! His back must be stronger than ever. And fakie 360 flip a table the long way?? I‘m surprised some of his footage wasn’t leaked already. Hectic.

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