Author Topic: Mystery 2.0 (Read 11930 times)

Or just copy Wesley Willis's art and slap it on a board. Black and white it, done.

And only use Wesley Willis songs in the videos.

And rename the company Wesley Willis Skateboards.

And sponsor Wesley Willis.

And only let the team riders eat at McDonalds on tour.

And at signings they will head-but fans.

this would be the best thing since bronze

Spitfire4life · « **Reply #67 on:** May 09, 2015, 09:08:04 PM »

Maybe do a series of 35mm Black and White photos. Like street photography or something, that might be kind of cool.

Sneakmin · « **Reply #68 on:** May 09, 2015, 09:47:40 PM »

They are probably just going to throw a bunch of weed leaves on em and call it a day.

Theme For A Jackal · « **Reply #69 on:** May 09, 2015, 10:09:58 PM »

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Oh also change that heart logo. Detroit Rock City shouldn't be the inspiration for a skateboard company. That was a horrible idea.
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speak for yourself, that movie ruled

A skateboard company shouldn't be straight up lifted from a movie, period, regardless of wether it's good or not. Inspired by maybe, but don't just take the name and logo right out of one.

Dengles · « **Reply #70 on:** May 10, 2015, 01:03:29 AM »

You know the Passport deck with the Flowers in soft pastel colors, I would love to see a board with birds in this same style on a white background. Also maybe deer too, basically majestic animals in that sort of art style.

nowell · « **Reply #71 on:** May 10, 2015, 03:26:29 AM »

make a graphic of a big hand in the sky puppeteering Jesus christ, then show jesus puppeteering a bald man with a skull on his shirt, then have the bald man pupeteering a bunch of skateboarders in flannelettes doing 5050 grinds on rails

layzieyez · « **Reply #72 on:** May 10, 2015, 03:26:53 PM »

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Or just copy Wesley Willis's art and slap it on a board. Black and white it, done.

And only use Wesley Willis songs in the videos.

And rename the company Wesley Willis Skateboards.

And sponsor Wesley Willis.

And only let the team riders eat at McDonalds on tour.

And at signings they will head-but fans.
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this would be the best thing since bronze

I miss Wesley Willis, too. If LE can force me to listen to that EDM/dubstep soundtrack, then Mystery needs to do a all noise band and Wesley Willis soundtrack. Leave everyone perplexed and amused.

SHARPSHOOTER · « **Reply #73 on:** May 10, 2015, 04:45:22 PM »

Do the first board graphics high on salvia.

stupidiot · « **Reply #74 on:** May 10, 2015, 08:41:24 PM »

I suggest making a come back with the original black and white color scheme but on long boards and cruisers. Possibly penny board inspired shapes and rear foot foam pads with ankle leashes. Maybe possibly throwing in a bottle opener feature.

City of Drunken Totems · « **Reply #75 on:** May 10, 2015, 10:09:29 PM »

Do some kind of collaboration with a art school and have a couple boards every season done by different people. It would be great for the artists and would add something special to the company.

LOU.502 · « **Reply #76 on:** May 10, 2015, 11:59:00 PM »

Theme it ab rape
Spend a yr on different Christmas caroling graphics, carol culture from all doorway prespectives
Do like p rod gold boards but dip them brown
Oatmeal textures
Sneaky pics on steve segal type dudes in public blurry candid pics 4 graphics
Wifi is popular right now
Company retreats for morale workouts
Rick Moranis? I think yes
Let ppl finger teamriders moms at demos/save product
Hmp

poowizard · « **Reply #77 on:** May 11, 2015, 01:39:10 AM »

Listen to Windsor James....

ThrillOfItAll · « **Reply #78 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:39:05 AM »

Since skateboarding is so gay right now with shit like Dylan, Lordburger, Mother, ankle swingers and shit hair cuts - Just make it full on GAY!

Black and white dicks and shit

Art Fag photos of bell ends

"Mystery" to who's dick it is. Sure Templeton and Fat cunt layton are down for it, Dill and Gonz will be too.

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #79 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:42:14 AM »

Ah to be young again, to think you're funny when really you're just an ignorant asshole...

deluxxxe · « **Reply #80 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:21:30 PM »

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whos making taylor smiths business decisions? on vans, off vans, flow for vans, on foundation, waits until foundation gets semi cool again, quits foundation gets on mystery 2.0 when 2.0s always suck especially in this case where the original already sucked.
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He's fried.
He never was fully on vans they were trying him out and he bailed at that pivotal moment.
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sucks hes my favorite out of all the shep kids

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Same here. There's a interview that talks about it. I wanna say it's thrasher? Basically he just woke up one day and quit
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here to confirm taylor being completely fried.

I'm confused...I thought it was taylor mcclung that was on mystery 2.0, not taylor smith?
Or are they both on?

https://instagram.com/p/1qVww9EFC9

abudabi · « **Reply #81 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:04:31 PM »

taylor smith is definitely off foundation and people on here were saying hes on mystery
the 2 taylors thing is coincidence

Aatila · « **Reply #82 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:17:07 PM »

They got both

Patrick2G · « **Reply #83 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:12:36 AM »

I thought windsors pro debut board graphics were tight

ThrillOfItAll · « **Reply #84 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:24:27 AM »

Just end the fucking thing, let it die with blackbox, shits not relevant in this day and age, lets face it. I loved Zero but shits had its place in history, let it go, its ok., Mystery should of been bigger - the promo was fucking dope, the video was tight, but it just fizzed out.

I think the video came out at the wrong time, it was on the tail end of the VX age and People wanted lakai HD videos. It would probably do good now all the kids think VX footy and hi8 is sick.

Black and white don't work with HD

The teams gone too.... end it!

poopnutsupreme · « **Reply #85 on:** May 13, 2015, 10:36:32 AM »

Get Lindsey Robertson and Ryan Smith back on the team.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #86 on:** May 13, 2015, 10:43:56 AM »

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ab rape

I'm listening...

gaunting · « **Reply #87 on:** May 16, 2015, 02:14:29 AM »

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Lose the black and white, Zero does it better. The broken heart logo has faded to obscurity lately also, I fuckin hated Mystery and their dipped boards.

Put some color in there, like Magenta and Scumco
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If they did that, wouldn't that be Magenta or Scum Co.? I hate your existence on here. you remind me of a kid that goes to the park with hockey skates, a razor, and your "trick" board. Long boarding is for at home, because you have some composure. Either way you shower twice a day and your mom makes you hot pockets and you yell when they aren't ready within 3 mins. FUCK YOU tracer!

Hahahaa! +1 gnar for this! Wish i could give you one for the screen name too. Makes me want to get some coors banquet now.

Author Topic: Mystery 2.0 (Read 11930 times)

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